Self Defense

[greyfox]

man i've gotten into a few fights in my day, the funny thing is, i fought jus maybe 2 times when i lived in trinidad, but as soon as i came up here, i had a good bit of trouble (one time even forcing a agent to come to my school for an investigation). i aint a bad guy at all, and i don't hate guyanese, but there alot of guyanese around this area, and all of em don't seem to like me. they better doh make meh reach for my cutlass. i never really tell my families cuz i know they'll flip upside down to the news america is not as great as you see on the tv

[Kaizen]

that we all now my friend

[Trinitus]

How bout if someone holding yuh, in ah headlock on their side, yuh head in their rib cage....what do you do!!!

[greyfox]

yuh mash they foot real hard, and hope they let loose

[ProtoJoe]

You plant your self FIRMLY on the ground, grip on to them tight...and well.... Lift off!

[greyfox]

wut if the man like 300 pounds and the guy on the receiving end is like 100

[AIDS]

A good kick just above the back of the heel will throw one foot into the air and when he is off balance you just use his weight to bring him down.

[Computerman]

How bout if someone holding yuh, in ah headlock on their side, yuh head in their rib cage....what do you do!!!

Pick them up and throw them accross the road or room....depending.  If I fighting anyone in my weight bracket (240lbs) it ent go last long....one punch connect and either I down or he down....heavyweight 'fights' don't usually go beyond a few blows!

wut if the man like 300 pounds and the guy on the receiving end is like 100

Run like hell!

[rb]

do like everyone's fav wrestler ric flair

poke dem in dey mc eye

[ProtoJoe]

but the real question is.....if you 100 pounds, why the hell you wanna get into a fight with a 300 fella?

[Trinitus]

How bout holding them really tight and rubing yuh chin on dey rib cage dat does tickle and hurt at the same time!!

[greyfox]

but the real question is.....if you 100 pounds, why the hell you wanna get into a fight with a 300 fella?

cause u jealous of his extra pounds

[ProtoJoe]

but the real question is.....if you 100 pounds, why the hell you wanna get into a fight with a 300 fella?

cause u jealous of his extra pounds

lol, well then I wouldnt look to fight the man....i go wanna eat him!

[Narcissus]

any ah allyuh know bout rubbing the blade ah yuh knife wid garlic an chooking ah man in he ribs...always keep a butterfly knife handy  just doh geh ketch cuz thas a charge for carrying a concealed weapon

[greyfox]

i stay with a pocket knife all the time, in america this is this crazy law, if u have a blade 2 inches or smaller, it's not cosidered a concealed weapon, so if a cop search me he can't charge me for it. of course u can't go anywhere with it that weapons aren't allowed, but u can walk around with it in your pocket

[Kaizen]

lol @ fraid big men i weigh 240 hmmm i wonder if allyuh fraid me ploi ! lol

[Trinitus]

Kaizen with a blade like dat in yuh hand me eh fraid of your size!!!lol i like my pets ate home doberman hybrids, my father does tell ppl doh beware of the dog beware of de owner!!!