Memorable Lines

[Mickey]

If dis was done already I really didnt no....Jus as the header says ever watch a movie, tv show or listen to a song an jus hear  lines u cud neva forget

like a few of mines :-

Frank Costello: The only one that can do what I do is me. Lot of people had to die for me to be me. You wanna be me? THE DEPARTED

Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. FORREST GUMP

Gimli: I cannot jump the distance, you'll have to toss me.
Gimli: Don't tell the elf.
Aragorn: Not a word. LOTR

Aragorn: Are you frightened?
Frodo: Yes.
Aragorn: Not nearly frightened enough. I know what hunts you. LOTR 

E.T. phone home. E.T.

You talking to me? TAXI DRIVER

May the Force be with you. STAR WARS

Sun's down, time to make some new friends. BLADE

I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse. THE GODFATHER

I see plastic sheet in your future. DEXTER

oh a some of my fav lines from songs

Does ne one really no the secret or the combination for this life or where they keep it. LIMP BIZKIT Take Look Around

Old pirate yes they rob I sold sold i to the merchant ships BOB MARLEY Redemption song

In this white man world I am similar to a squirrel lookin for a s**** wit a nice butt to get a nut 50 CENT

Another turning point a fork stuck in the road time grabs u by the wrist an direct U where to go GREEN DAY Time Of Your Life

I walk a lonely road The only one that I have ever known Don't know where it goes But it's home to me and I walk alone GREEN DAYS Boulevard of Broken Dreams

cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursin home flirting Pinchin nurses asses when I'm j***in off with Jergens And I'm j***in but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working EMINEM




EDIT: Use the Modify Button. Do not double post, please.

[Arcmanov]

...and this has been done to death already since 2007.

[Mickey]

LOL didnt no

[Fkacn_tt]

Glen Quagmire: Hey ladies, ever been penetrated

[Nephilim]

ALLLRIGHT!

[Mickey]

LOLOL Quagmire the boss

[Saxito Pau]

*is very tempted to put up all those repost pics seen on some other sites...*

[Mickey]

Judo chopppp!!!!!!! Austin Powers

[Arcmanov]

*is very tempted to put up all those repost pics seen on some other sites...*

So sue me....

[Crixx_Creww]

yes
in the future

all it would take is to utilise the SEARCH button, i was the first to do this many years ago
no need to recreate it ,so please please please use search

[New Era Outlaw]

I'll let this thread be because the previous one is as old as Methuselah, but if this doesn't show any sign of promise, I'm locking it down.

Now, to get things back on track:



Football Player: "Coach, there's this giant tank in front of me. What do I do?!"
Coach: "GIVE HIM THE BALL!!!"

- Transformers, "Triple Takeover". Because when a giant tank turret is aiming right in your face, you don't run. YOU GIVE IT THE DAMN BALL.



*a giant TV monitor shows a cart full of explosives at the exact same time said cart is seen rolling towards everybody*

Zangief: "Quick! CHANGE THE CHANNEL!"

- Street Fighter: The Movie. The only funny part in the entire movie.




"I can bring home the ba-con (DA NAH NAH NUH)
I can eeeeven cook!
Why, I'll have your gorilla back
FASTER THAN YOU CAN MAAAAAKE A PEANUT BUTTER AND BANANA SANDWICH!
(And I deep-fried that bad boy. HUH!)"

- Johnny Bravo. I can't believe I remembered that. Reading this over made me wish I forgot.

[~*Ashiee*~]

'I did not have sexual relations with that woman' - Bill Clinton