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A wizard did it!
« on: May 06, 2008, 10:58:36 PM »
...and apparently, it cost him his job.

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LAND 'O LAKES, Fla. -- A substitute teacher in Pasco County has lost his job after being accused of wizardry.

Teacher Jim Piculas does a magic trick where a toothpick disappears and then reappears.

Piculas recently did the 30-second trick in front of a classroom at Rushe Middle School in Land 'O Lakes.

Piculas said he then got a call from the supervisor of teachers, saying he'd been accused of wizardry.

"I get a call the middle of the day from head of supervisor of substitute teachers. He says, 'Jim, we have a huge issue, you can't take any more assignments you need to come in right away,'" he said.

Piculas said he did not know f any other accusations that would have led to the action.

The teacher said he is concerned that the incident may prevent him from getting future jobs.

Source: http://www.local6.com/news/16169506/detail.html?rss=orlpn&psp=news



So...yeah.
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Dear God,


.....why does the world have so many idiots?


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...what?

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A wizard did it!
« on: May 06, 2008, 10:58:36 PM »

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Re: A wizard did it!
« Reply #1 on: May 07, 2008, 10:06:12 AM »
huh? they don't want talk of God in Schools, now no Wizardry?! you gotta Love The Americans!!

..imagine tryin to raise a family there? and it is said that life in the middle east is difficult because of their strange customs, steups!
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Re: A wizard did it!
« Reply #2 on: May 07, 2008, 10:56:13 AM »
huh? they don't want talk of God in Schools, now no Wizardry?! you gotta Love The Americans!!

..imagine tryin to raise a family there? and it is said that life in the middle east is difficult because of their strange customs, steups!

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,23626338-401,00.html

Just a tad more difficult.
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When there is no grain to feed the butchered cows
When there is nothing to feed yourselves...
Then you will see that money can't be eaten.

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Re: A wizard did it!
« Reply #3 on: May 09, 2008, 03:34:07 PM »
You know, I think America's reached the point where you can't even entertain somebody without offending somebody. All the guy was doing was showing off a simple magic trick. Sleight of hand, and that was all. And he gets fired?


America, you're too damn happy.

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Re: A wizard did it!
« Reply #4 on: May 09, 2008, 04:28:30 PM »
Oh, see the actual 'wizardry' performed here:



good god Americans are stupid!!

EDIT: here's a twist to this:

http://www2.tbo.com/content/2008/may/06/pa-presto-teacher-out-of-a-job/

Some may say he was insubordinate and trying to get 15 minutes of fame
« Last Edit: May 09, 2008, 04:38:04 PM by SaxMan »
God is dead.

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Re: A wizard did it!
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