Darth Vader attacks Welsh JediThe farce is strong in this oneBy Sith Lord Darth Spinola: Friday, 28 March 2008, 10:44 AMA BLOKE dressed as Darth Vader has attacked a founder member of the Welsh Jedi church in his Ynys Mon garden.A man wearing a black bin bag and waving a crutch attacked top Welsh Jedi Jonba Hehol, aka Barney Jones, as he was filming a pitch for a TV documentary earlier this week.The minister of the Anglesey order and spokesman for the Jedi Council told the North Wales Daily Post that he was left with a sore head following the assault.Hehol said: "It was more stupidity than anything. Myself and my cousin were doing some filming for a documentary on the Jedi Church, when we were attacked. Someone jumped over our front garden wall wearing a black bin bag cape and said he was Darth Vader, before hitting us with a crutch."I had a headache afterwards. I got hit on the head and my cousin had red marks to his legs."I am your binbag, LukeThe incident was caught on tape and Galactic police are now investigating.Earlier this month, the Cymric Jedis established the Galactic States of Jediism in the Oceanus Procellarum on the moon.
