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Man rapes bicycle
« on: November 15, 2007, 04:00:51 PM »
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Probation for sex with bike

A man caught trying to have sex with his bicycle has been sentenced to three years on probation.

Robert Stewart, 51, admitted a sexually aggravated breach of the peace by conducting himself in a disorderly manner and simulating sex. He was also placed on the Sex Offenders Register for three years.

Stewart was caught in the act with his bicycle by cleaners in his bedroom.
"The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex." they said.

Source: Trinidad Guardian, Page 35, Excerpt from BBC News, Thursday November 15, 2007.

Err.....just one question.

HOW IN THE BLUE HELL DO YOU HAVE SEX WITH A BICYCLE?!!
« Last Edit: November 15, 2007, 04:04:51 PM by New_Era_Outlaw »

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Re: Man rapes bicycle
« Reply #1 on: November 15, 2007, 04:49:46 PM »
SEAT POLE? :shakehead:
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Re: Man rapes bicycle
« Reply #2 on: November 15, 2007, 04:50:10 PM »
HAHAHA MOUNTING BIKE

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Re: Man rapes bicycle
« Reply #3 on: November 15, 2007, 05:05:25 PM »
HAHAHA MOUNTING BIKE
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Re: Man rapes bicycle
« Reply #4 on: November 15, 2007, 08:22:26 PM »

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Re: Man rapes bicycle
« Reply #5 on: November 15, 2007, 09:15:11 PM »
they have crack in the water, wtf going on in this country
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Re: Man rapes bicycle
« Reply #6 on: November 15, 2007, 09:35:13 PM »
they have crack in the water, wtf going on in this country

LOL the article is fom BBC so it isnt a trini. We eh reach them levels yet nah.

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Re: Man rapes bicycle
« Reply #7 on: November 15, 2007, 10:02:38 PM »
hahahahahaah mounting bike ^_^

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Re: Man rapes bicycle
« Reply #8 on: November 16, 2007, 07:07:38 AM »
I heard he was doing it to Denise Belfon's - Bicycle Wine track from carnival last year....

Put yuh feet on the pedal, move yuh waist to the bass (insert funky bicycle horn melody here)

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Re: Man rapes bicycle
« Reply #9 on: November 16, 2007, 09:22:11 AM »
Hmm ... now if it was a female ...

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Re: Man rapes bicycle
« Reply #10 on: November 16, 2007, 09:34:05 AM »
Hmm ... now if it was a female ...

but der is women version mounting bikes too eh!
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Re: Man rapes bicycle
« Reply #11 on: November 16, 2007, 10:42:45 AM »
are we sure it was rape btw?

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Re: Man rapes bicycle
« Reply #12 on: November 16, 2007, 12:01:58 PM »
are we sure it was rape btw?

you saying the bike gave consent?


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Re: Man rapes bicycle
« Reply #13 on: November 16, 2007, 02:02:14 PM »
....... *I believe the world is coming to an end, oh well I guess we gonna pretend....*

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Re: Man rapes bicycle
« Reply #14 on: November 16, 2007, 02:37:57 PM »
....... *I believe the world is coming to an end, oh well I guess we gonna pretend....*

now where have i heard that from...hmmm some song?

oh well >_>
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Re: Man rapes bicycle
« Reply #15 on: November 16, 2007, 04:39:57 PM »
are we sure it was rape btw?

you saying the bike gave consent?
well it wasn't resisting.

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Re: Man rapes bicycle
« Reply #16 on: November 16, 2007, 04:48:42 PM »
are we sure it was rape btw?

you saying the bike gave consent?
well it wasn't resisting.
he probably used a chain and lock...O_o


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Re: Man rapes bicycle
« Reply #17 on: November 16, 2007, 07:17:32 PM »
OMFG...ahaha

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Re: Man rapes bicycle
« Reply #18 on: November 17, 2007, 07:15:30 AM »
next up, man rapes car
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Re: Man rapes bicycle
« Reply #19 on: November 17, 2007, 11:44:33 AM »
next up, man rapes car

I have actually seen this on Cinemax. Well it wasn't exactly rape because the car's security system was flirting with him as he was trying to get it open (he was stealing). He tried his best to ignore it but in the end, he 'gave in' >_>
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