bears eat man at beer festival

[disciple]

A 23-year old Serb was found dead and half-eaten in the bear cage of Belgrade Zoo at the weekend during the annual beer festival.

The man was found naked, with his clothes lying intact inside the cage. Two adult bears, Masha and Misha, had dragged the body to their feeding corner and reacted angrily when keepers tried to recover it.

"There's a good chance he was drunk or drugged. Only an idiot would jump into the bear cage," zoo director Vuk Bojovic told Reuters.

Local media reported that police found several mobile phones inside the cage, as well as bricks, stones and beer cans

http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/europe/08/20/bear.death.reut/index.html

i nominate this man for an automatic darwin award..

[spinner]

man, thats just un-bearable

[disciple]

bear in mind,he was drunk, eh

[Spazosaurus]

This man was obviously bearly sane.

[disciple]

of course !

i mean.. the man jump in the cage, bear naked!

[Nephilim]

i cannot bear these bear puns....

[Spazosaurus]

well yeah I guess you've got some bearing on the truth there.

[Gambitt]

And in the same vein.

You guys would probably think I was making it up if I mentioned that the same thing happend in emperor valley zoo a long time ago, that's why they had to redo the big cat enclosures with the nets. Hell some of allyuh would probably say I was lion.

As I recall it wasnt beer that drove him to it, it was religion. He probably took Psalm 90 a little too seriously "Super aspidem et basiliscum ambulabis et conculcabis leonem et draconem". He should probably have taken the steps in literal order and started with the asp and basilisk before working his way up. Might have survived the snake bite, being that close to POS G.H. .... then again.......

[Spazosaurus]

I guess the bears excercised their right to bear arms...claws, paws, whatever.

[disciple]

You guys would probably think I was making it up if I mentioned that the same thing happend in emperor valley zoo a long time ago, that's why they had to redo the big cat enclosures with the nets. Hell some of allyuh would probably say I was lion.

nah man, i believe yuh..

tho i doh think it was related to the psalms..  i think he did it on a dare..... and he wanted to be honest and keep the bet..

cuz as we all know.. "cheetahs never prosper"

[Arcmanov]

OK, please stop now.....

[New Era Outlaw]

Local media reported that police found several mobile phones inside the cage, as well as bricks, stones and beer cans

(Calls buddies)
"Hay guys guess wut"
"Wut"
"I'M NAKED IN A BEAR CAGE!"
"Lol"
"Okay..okay check this out. I'm going to take this stick and poke the bear with it"
"ROFL"
"Then, I'm going to take these bricks and toss them at the bears"
"lmao"
"WHOOOO I did it! Power to the people! Wait...what are you bears doin-ARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH-"
"ROFLMAO!!11 "

[Cross]

there are beerly enough bear jokes