Drunken German joyrider kills 300 chickens

[Spazosaurus]

Okie doke. Disciple, lemme just steal a bit of your thunder here nah.

BERLIN (Reuters) - Three hundred chickens died in panic early on Sunday when a drunken German teenager on a joyride crashed a van into their shed, police said.

"Apparently some of the chickens were so desperate to get away that they ran into the wall and died," the spokesman said. "Others suffered heart attacks."

The 17-year-old from the western city of Kassel crashed the van through the wall of a shed containing around 1,000 birds and then returned to a nearby fairground where he was staying, according to a spokesman for the local police.

The youth was arrested.

http://uk.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUKL1233438220070812

Who say buss down some serious pot with them chicken, not the ones that got splattered on the bumper, just those that ran into the wall and died and those that suffered heart attacks LMAOx100000

[disciple]

lol @ chicken heart attack.

but seriously.. i wonder if thas due to the amount of steroids they prolly pump into the chickens

[Spazosaurus]

lol. Could very well be.

Drunken German joyrider kills 300 chickens...swap the words chicken and german...what do you get?

Drunken chicken joyrider kills 300 Germans hahahahah

[Arcmanov]

hahahahahahahaha.....lawd.   Take Chakra for that...

[Saxito Pau]

yes, chakra indeed lol

[New Era Outlaw]

"Apparently some of the chickens were so desperate to get away that they ran into the wall and died," the spokesman said. "Others suffered heart attacks."

[Spazosaurus]