Well, don't that beat all. I'm seriously wondering what strategy the champ's going to use to rape the competition:
"1...2..3...SHOOT!"
"Ha! I got Rock! In YOUR face, bee-yotch!"
"Oh, pity. I got volcano, which dissolves rock, burns paper and melts scissors. GG, old boy, GG."
"@!$#%^&*!!!!!!!"