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Cure for impotenc... I mean Jet Lag...
« on: May 22, 2007, 09:53:43 AM »
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Hamster jet-lag cured

Great scientific advances of our time

By Evil Doctor Spinola: Tuesday 22 May 2007, 11:48
ONE HAS TO WONDER exactly why Argentinean boffins were feeding Viagra to hamsters in the first place. What deviant practice had they in mind and would pictures subsequently appear on www.hunglikeahamster.com?

But putting aside these unsavoury thoughts, whatever the reason, the scientists at the National University of Quilmes in Buenos Aires appear to have stumbled over a cure for jet lag, reports Nature. Obviously, the hardest part of the experiment involved training the rodents to swallow the blue pills rather than storing them in their pouches.

The hamsters' body clocks were advanced by six hours, the time taken for a transatlantic flight from New York to London, allowing them to resume wheel-oriented activity 50 percent faster than those not taking the drug. It remains to be seen if sildenafil, the active ingredient in Viagra, will have a similar effect on humans or whether they will be otherwise distracted and not notice the symptoms of jet-lag at all. µ

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Cure for impotenc... I mean Jet Lag...
« on: May 22, 2007, 09:53:43 AM »

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Re: Cure for impotenc... I mean Jet Lag...
« Reply #1 on: May 22, 2007, 09:56:26 AM »
hahahah w000t

can i pleaseeee get like a 5 billion dollar grant to testt or some scientific type stuff??

i promise ill cure something!! even better than these guys!
like viagra AND cialis mixed with vodka cures hamster toe jam!

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