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Worst Pick Up Lines Ever!!
« on: January 31, 2007, 01:03:05 PM »
I had to start this post cause the kinda lyrics da dem girls does get i does wonder if they're for real....i cud only remember a few fuss it was real sh1t...dem fellaz not ez nah...if u know any other please do list them as warnings
1) Baby, u know u is d channa in meh doubles

2)Girl ah wa be all over u like a lampshade

3)Girl u is d froth in meh mauby

4)darling u big an red like an apple..leh meh bite u nah

5)i have d F, d C and d K...all i need now is U

6) outta all the sugar, u are my granulated

the last one da i hear ah man use on ah gyal was baby d love i have for u go way back like rihanna forehead...i watch d fella say daz it an i gone yes...swear daz not d worst u ever hear nah..jus say no an give me sumtin better

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Worst Pick Up Lines Ever!!
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Re: Worst Pick Up Lines Ever!!
« Reply #1 on: January 31, 2007, 01:23:47 PM »
you forget
Gyal i need you like flour

Family yuh look well like a race horse (I see a man use that and de gyal actually lookback and smile)

Family yuh look so good you could make a blind man give thanks

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Re: Worst Pick Up Lines Ever!!
« Reply #2 on: January 31, 2007, 01:29:41 PM »
Hey sweet thing can I buy you a fish sandwich

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Re: Worst Pick Up Lines Ever!!
« Reply #3 on: January 31, 2007, 02:05:38 PM »
the last one da i hear ah man use on ah gyal was baby d love i have for u go way back like rihanna forehead...i watch d fella say daz it an i gone yes...swear daz not d worst u ever hear nah..jus say no an give me sumtin better

God freaking DAMN. That has to be the most butchered set of words in the English language that I have ever seen.

Anyhoo, on topic:

- If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd put 'U' and 'I' together.
- I've lost my phone number....can I have yours?

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Re: Worst Pick Up Lines Ever!!
« Reply #4 on: January 31, 2007, 04:00:41 PM »


God freaking DAMN. That has to be the most butchered set of words in the English language that I have ever seen.


Ok...What i need help with is that I need to know if there like a rule on d GATT site sayin that we have to use proper english or not......if there is then let me know, otherwise would u please give me a break cause CXC english exam gone along time ago..its how i type on msn as well lot easier than typing out the whole damn word when you get the point across neways..pfft...if u don't then ur jus dyslexic that's all

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Re: Worst Pick Up Lines Ever!!
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Re: Worst Pick Up Lines Ever!!
« Reply #5 on: January 31, 2007, 04:27:30 PM »
Hi my name is Jeremiah

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Re: Worst Pick Up Lines Ever!!
« Reply #6 on: January 31, 2007, 04:32:33 PM »
what about

"gul yuh living next to a cemetery?........cause yuh have rel body"....

"What's your sign?"


I actually used this...once

"Excuse me miss say what's your name? where you from? can i go home with you toniiiiight?"


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Re: Worst Pick Up Lines Ever!!
« Reply #7 on: January 31, 2007, 05:36:39 PM »
darling yuh eye does sparkle like galvanise in the betham

darling yuh eyes does sparkle like fresh dew on a dashin (pron Dash - een) leaf

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Re: Worst Pick Up Lines Ever!!
« Reply #8 on: January 31, 2007, 05:42:41 PM »
Ok...What i need help with is that I need to know if there like a rule on d GATT site sayin that we have to use proper english or not......if there is then let me know, otherwise would u please give me a break cause CXC english exam gone along time ago..its how i type on msn as well lot easier than typing out the whole damn word when you get the point across neways..pfft...if u don't then ur jus dyslexic that's all

No, not really. It's just flat-out annoying to read something that looks like Grape Ape could've improved upon. Seriously....when people think the letter 'U' is a perfectly acceptable substitute for 'You' and absolutely refuse to punctuate or spell correctly, the end result is a garbled patch of words that's beyond irritating to read. And geez....this isn't MSN Messenger, for cripes sakes...this is a forum. You have all the time in the world to type some decent words without the forum hitting you a 'BRB' message and leave you hanging.


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Re: Worst Pick Up Lines Ever!!
« Reply #9 on: January 31, 2007, 05:52:45 PM »
^^^^ CO-F@#KING-SIGN!!!  SO irritating to read.  I was beginning to wonder if it was just me.

HAHAHAHAHAHA  @ 'sparkle like galvanise in the beetham' though.

Priceless. Think I'll 'bite' that one..... -_-
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Re: Worst Pick Up Lines Ever!!
« Reply #10 on: January 31, 2007, 08:46:58 PM »
-family, yuh have ah man..no scene..me to???????

-baby ah wah live in yuh like ah heart ( i hear ah man use that one already)

-know wonder i come out so ugly god give u all de good looks girls

-oh lord baby yuh have it!

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Re: Worst Pick Up Lines Ever!!
« Reply #11 on: February 01, 2007, 08:56:55 AM »

HAHAHAHAHAHA @ 'sparkle like galvanise in the beetham' though.

"Sparkle like galvanise in the beetham"? Whoa, MAN. Ha, ha....what nutball thought that one up?

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Re: Worst Pick Up Lines Ever!!
« Reply #12 on: February 01, 2007, 09:34:54 AM »
-family, yuh have ah man..no scene..me to???????

-baby ah wah live in yuh like ah heart ( i hear ah man use that one already)


I din get d first one but the live in yuh like a heart...lmao...lol...know ah line sumtin like da buh is baby i wah live in yuh like ah worm in a guava....da line is real jones...

How heady go make out d scn so...baby...my name is jeremiah...use da an d gyal is urs trust me..:P

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Re: Worst Pick Up Lines Ever!!
« Reply #13 on: February 01, 2007, 05:26:23 PM »
"Nice shoes.

Wanna f**k?"
What can you do to end the hunger?
It's no surprise that many will die with the coming shortage of food
When there is no grain to feed the butchered cows
When there is nothing to feed yourselves...
Then you will see that money can't be eaten.

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Re: Worst Pick Up Lines Ever!!
« Reply #14 on: February 02, 2007, 06:44:52 AM »
I hear this yesterday
Family ah go bite it for yuh.  WTF

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Re: Worst Pick Up Lines Ever!!
« Reply #15 on: February 02, 2007, 10:26:18 AM »
I actually said this in Pier1 once

"Family ..yuh wining?"

After which i proceeded to put some of my signature hard wine with romantic lady saw playing in the background.
The girl turn out to be a nice girl too yunno, studying her degree away an everything.
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Re: Worst Pick Up Lines Ever!!
« Reply #16 on: February 02, 2007, 12:17:48 PM »
- "A girl yuh parents must be retarded cause baby you're special"


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Re: Worst Pick Up Lines Ever!!
« Reply #17 on: February 02, 2007, 01:48:03 PM »
POW Slap

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Re: Worst Pick Up Lines Ever!!
« Reply #18 on: February 02, 2007, 02:02:50 PM »
"Im a member of GATT."
DreadNaught, a known thief and murderer, a man of notoriously vicious and intemperate disposition.


God gave me a special gift, fashioned in me a fine instrument of warfare.


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Re: Worst Pick Up Lines Ever!!
« Reply #19 on: February 02, 2007, 02:24:15 PM »
POW slap for both of allyuh...sigh..allyuh men serious...damn

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Re: Worst Pick Up Lines Ever!!
« Reply #19 on: February 02, 2007, 02:24:15 PM »

 


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