Worst Pick Up Lines Ever!!

[CMR170889]

Bob Chakra cuz that work....and for your sig statement.....wow  (no disrespect to anyone intended)


pick up line --  Eh babes buy mey lunch please !!! (it kinda rhymes)

                       Excuse, may I mold your chakra ?

[BloodWar]

Line - Eh Girl you lookin sweeter than a glass of cool aid ( ive heard this line used a few times lmao, Some girls actually asked what flavor lmao! )

[Bob]

Ah jus remember one an it fail miserably infact rb was dey when it happen.

Excuse? Where is here?

[rb]

bahahahahaha

i remember that yes...

we was in a friend renault, so bob in the front seat so we driving through uwi on the way to sns (this was like 2002) so we spot this chick, so we pull up and bob turn and say

"excuse miss , but where here is ?"

only to realize the glass still up LOL and the controls on the handbrakes side so he cah send down the glass.

[byakuya]

Girl i all over you like a table cloth on a table,,
girl if i waz ur daddy i would smack dat ass...
girl if i had to choose between u and d sun i would be one blind son of a bitch

[BloodWar]

lol that table one is so stupid i hear that one about your daddy before.

But isnt the third one supposed to be

Girl if i had to choose between u and the sun id be one nocturnal sun of a gun

[rudeboy96]

The name's bon..........BOURbon.

[CMR170889]

LMAO    BOH dat wicked................bon    BOURbon         P.S.  Im eating a pack now

[EmpireKing]

1....        You look phat
2....        My intention was to find your heart but I just cudnt get past your eyes...( i actually make that up)
3....        Girl you so fine, im gonna make you mine..
              you so fly , for you i wud die..
              i want you so much, can i get ah touch
              oh sh1t i outta lines