Understanding Women...anyone accomplished that yet??

[W1nTry]

GOD: "Yawn... let's see what they're up to toda..... WTF!"

Now, I am not no big Christian person or anything....can't say when last I set foot in a church.

but the idea of GOD cursing is really bad in my book....

*prays never to be standing near to W1ntry when judgment day comes*

Now although WTF is usually an acronym for what teh %^&* to ASSUME that I used it in that context goes to show where YOUR mind is. So i've edited it to show what ELSE it means since you ASSUME the worst FIRST :p as for your comment on standing next to me, I ask:
"Which is worse, to assume and acuse someone of saying/typing something you interpret to be bad? or to type something that ppl can interpret as they wish?"
I've said this before and i'll say it again, the line between right and wrong is very small and blurry, don't judge less be judged and also when you ASSUME you make an @$$   out of U and ME.
Based on what i've seen here I can say the same for you :p since you THOUGHT it was a bad word, also there is a difference between CURSING and cussing eh! please differentiate between the 2. Cussing is our usual FOWL language, CURSING is ALOT more involved than using just fowl language.

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Technically w1ntry is right...but i kind of agree with sax too at a first glance i would be like whey God using obscene language?

Doh worry boy w1n i will be there on judgement day hailing yuh out

One thing i have come to realise (not fully understand) about women IS:
They take personal problems and make it into a big thing and when you as the man feeling negelected and voices your opinion it suddenly becomes your fault..and you're the selfish one

And another thing....one of my exs warned me about women which seems to be true....Women like attention...

This can be a good or bad thing
If you tracking a bess chick and she likes to talk....be a good listener
If your doing the same above but she doesn't like to talk much....ask alot of questions about her
^^ but she has a man and likes to talk and brings all her problems to you?....be prepared to hear the 'F' word sometime in the near future

Feel free to add more

[W1nTry]

Very true at the F word (to clarify since ppl think the worse FIRST :p) F==friend in this instance. I say if thats the case... see ladder theory or drop the F word on her first and then see ladder theory reference.. which would more or less mean JUMP THE 'F' OFF that ladder (to clarify, F as used in THIS LAST scenario mean F^&K :p)

[Apprentice]

Come on...allyuh strayin man..stewps, i talkin bout woman an allyuh on d F word whatever meaning allyuh choose to associate with F..altho comming to think of it they do go hand in hand....woman and the F word...daz if they give it to you evryday...
    I got a few useful tips some of which have been tried and proven useful and others are long time myths like do what they want an all that...u know how much man try dat and still get horn or cuss out or sumting along those lines. Still keep the info commin cause with a case likes this all information goes a very long way.

By the way, the F word was food..sigh what you guys thinking...

[TriniXaeno]

lol @ straying on ambiguous acronyms.

I think it's foul language, not fowl language w1n...small errata in an earlier post.

[W1nTry]

Boy we're really arguing symantics today LMAO!!! I honestly think there is some level of understanding that can be reached with a female you've known for YEARS... but it'd be very unprudent to think that just because they've acted and re-acted a certain way for years, that they can't in the blink of an eye TOTALLY change their way of thinking and their actions. Thus when trying to understand women, its best to try to see things from their perspective (noone else atm) but still keep a distance as their behaviour can change like the wind. That way you don't have to throw ur hands in the air and scream you give up, cause its' my belief that ANYONE is capable of ANYTHING...

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Anyone is capable of anything.......cept MWFOW..lol he met a cruel end

[W1nTry]

Duyamn dere DT yuh give meh an idea for an alternative ending to my previous short story:


MWFOW goes POOF!
GOD: "Ok.. now that we fixed that problem... lemme fix the rest"
Everything returns to normal and everyone forgets anything happened
GOD recreates MWFOW as a WOMAN
GOD: "There we go, now its PERFECTLY alright for you to understand women!"
MWFOWNAW (MWFOW Now A Woman): "DOH!!!!"

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..........does this ending distrub anyone else beside me?

[SeXiE_ToY]

By the way, the F word was food..sigh what you guys thinking...

Na... the 'F' word would be FEMALE lol... but oh lawd man W1ntry, you made laugh with your 'skit'. You not easy na..sigh

[Apprentice]

..........does this ending distrub anyone else beside me?

Yea it disturbs me as well but what i would say is that like this guy has an agenda in keeping us from actually understanding women by tryin to dissuade us with the thoughts of such a disturbing ending if we figure it out....his woman or wife must be tell him that to try and convince us but we won't be deterred in our seemingly never ending quest for this particular bit of knowledge..

Onwards my fellow gamers, we shall overcome all obstacles...

Btw any gyal tell u bout frens, let dem know dat frens is a TV show on TBS channel 18 for a full hour from 7-8..that is the only frenz u know about...after da is frens wid benifits da cud work out...seems to for most guys..but personally i aint like frens at all with or without benifits..jus doesn't work out for me at all..like never did

[W1nTry]

his woman or wife must be tell him that to try and convince us but we won't be deterred in our seemingly never ending quest for this particular bit of knowledge..

Onwards my fellow gamers, we shall overcome all obstacles...

LMAO @ gf or wife. Dude how old do you think I am? I am not discouraging... merely warning of the dangers LMAO!!!

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Ok fellas this is a trick that has worked....since there aren't many female on this site i suppose i can post it.

To get a girl to notice you is to ignore her.

EG. Say like you gone to a party or some club, plenty hott girls coasting and thing..stand by the bar and look like yuh eh business (becareful though this can be assumed to be cockiness) when they pass just give them a normal look and maybe a head nod. IF they nod back or smile yuh in business....

Now don't go rushing to talk to her remember you're not really interested....when you bounce them up again say something intelligent or smooth not any one liner.....offer them a drink or something.......this has worked time and time again but most of the time i had a couple Stag in muh head so i was actually "sober" enough to try it

GOOD LUCK
if this works for anyone let me know.....

[W1nTry]

LMAO... men on gatt real killing me this evening oui!!! its' called Cocky and Funny and sad as it is, IT WORKS. Women don't like men (this is not the rule eh, just a generalized realization) who are 'nice guys'. See how many women with wothless man who fiahball dem with the next thing to pass by in a skirt, yet they stay with them? Logic DOH apply to these things and thus yuh hadda think outside the box. Women like men who they see a challenge in... so, those 'wild' guys are a conquest, the whole looking away and disinterested works along the same lines, they accustomed to attention so when its not given, they become curious as to why and want to MAKE yuh interested. Its really quite retarded imho, but its an unfortunate reality of this world. The day you meet an attractive, down to earth girl that not on these follies, MARRY HER QUICK!! LMAO cause those are RARE and if you don't do it, someone else will QUICKLY realize what she is and GRAB her LOL. Ask any 'nice' guy they'll tell you I speak the truth.

[Apprentice]

Preach the word brothers..u know wa a man tell me jed...the man say da woman like challenge so da even if he is single...he go tell d gyal da he not..so dat she now go wa be number one an go d same party da yuh "girl" goin jus to see her an feel da she better dan she an all da mess. Sad enuff d man tactic work yes.

Honestly tho, the disinterested line works buh u must have in a few stags else u go crash badly. I get tru wid da kinda scn alrdy..girl real coastin buh i was serious tho like i was like stewps..she feel she is all da HSMC..look she once in d face and i turn away gone to jib wid meh boys dem....den i gone by myself to take a lil rest and d girl come for small talk yes..she opening line was sad tho...wey u buy yuh socks??

Nex ting u see the buy girl a drink scn...dem girls dread i eh mind buyin d drink buh i see real man buy real drinks for gyal an dey frens an d night done an d gyal goin home not even a number for him...an hear she best line...i does only give ppl da i close wid my number so he now go say da he wa get to know she so dat they'd be closer..the girl say maybe some other time and gone. I couldn't even laugh cause imagine i was vex for d man..cause he call real rounds...I had some beers too from him...oh btw, the girl was meh cousin daz how i get drinks...buh u know i had to bun she out after da..buh not too much bun out tho cause she still had meh link to Soca Monarch..

Wa i go tell meh boy..u know u win some u lose some..daz life

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Hey Apprentice dude....honestly sometimes i really cannot make out what you trying to say....it takes to long when you stealing time away from work to read what you say....so type in standard english not how you speak ALL the time.

[Apprentice]

I tend to do that alot sumtimes...I will apologize for that but please don't say that is how I speak all the time cause you don't know me and I aint your friend so jus watch yuh mouth "boy"...

Jus say what u gotta say an STFU...you chose a very off day to make an asinine comment..normally I'd have a rather nonchalant response to your remarks but since u seem to want something just say when..doesn't matter at all

Post it..I'll see it for sure

[DeadEyes]

I jus had to put my nose in this allyuh forkers...... Sigh, understanding women, this may be brief as I'm waitin on mine right now so i have limited time here, but it's not possible, and don't believe any woman who claim that they understand all men, pure and utter bullshit. Al you could do is try to fulfill what they want at that particular time cuz it changes worse than the weather, and there's a couple of things i want you to remember, (1)apologise, even if its not your fault cause to them it always is. (2) you never right, they always are. (3) what can i say, sigh....Apprentice u in for a brain drain trying to figure that out...



Will be continued...

PS. i fully agree wid Crixx OXYMORON NO MC. this but not too much this, that but not too much that, might as well get a scale and measure.....

[Apprentice]

lol deadeyes..u talk real sense dere but i mean there must have another way...just think outside the box guys...that didn't come out right...use yuh brains is what i meant btw

[Bsensei]

#1 You all cant tell the man how to speak
#2 Neo, you really dont know the man so kinda ease up on the personal assumptions on his character

AP, come na man, doh base out the man and tell the man bout he a boy an ting, lawd, all yuh Anthonys fellas have no behaviour eh...Listen to the song and ease the tension na...

And fellas, just simply try to understand, most if not all of us are Trinis here, stop acting as though you in school and people have to read and spell for you. If you cant understand what someone put, overlook it and move on, simple.

Please keep on track and avoid excessive, unecessary spamming.