lawd i doh know where to start, i should write a book, Einstein-theories on idleness.
anyways i will jump to page 45 of the book:
needless to say the policeman wasnt very happy. anyways onto my next misadventure. me my cousin and his friend decided to go up to the zoo one saturday evening to meet one of our friends. my cousin, being a fan of reptiles, and indeed animals of all forms, was eager to get to hold the snakes and feed them. now my cousin also happens to be a weedest of sorts, and decided it a good day to introduce me to this marvelous foliage. after about half hour of smoking, we all sat down by the parrot cages(where dey have d monkey and ting nah) vibsin, when my cousins friend decided to give a monkey, really cah remember which, a cig to smoke. the zoo was virtually empty so we gorn by d cage and smoke a bit for an interested monkey to watch and see what we was doin. thinkin we had taught him enough, our friend stuck the cigarette in the cage. the monkey took said cigarette, put it in his mouth and, i swear, puffed it, threw it down, and went about with his business. lolling, we walked back to the bench and sat there, until we saw 3 hard back man walk up to the parrot cage. with our super sensitive stoner ears, we overheard them plotting to sprang monkeys. i mean, if it eh funny to hear man talkin bout breakin into emperor valley zoo and sprangin monkeys, well i dont know what is.
