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[Rampage]

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[Jarrox]

The queen of England was visiting one of Canada's top hospitals, and during her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating.
"Oh my God!" said the Queen, "That's disgraceful, what is the meaning of this?"

The doctor leading the tour explained, "I'm sorry, your ladyship, this man has a very serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill with semen. If he doesn't do that five times a day, they would explode and he would most likely die instantly."

"Oh, I am sorry," said the Queen.

On the next floor they passed a room where a young nurse was giving a patient a blow job.

"Oh my God," said the Queen, "What's happening in there?"

The doctor replied, "Same problem, better health plan."

                     

[ShinSagat]

What would you do if heaven where a lie ?

Is it worse than what would happen to you if it were real ?

[ProtoJoe]

Napoleon killed over a thousand people with a cough. In 1799 he was deciding whether to release 1,200 Turkish prisoners of war when he coughed and said, "Ma sacre tough!" (my darned cough) which sounded to officers like "Massacrez tour!" (Kill them all!). So they did.