Hey, folks.
I was just surfing the net a while ago.
I started off on my Home Page, Google.
Bored out of my skull, I decided to type something in the search bar and see what I could find. I typed 'Ice-cream'- in the search bar, and hit the 'I feel lucky' button.
Lo, and behold, it took me to- the Ben and Jerry's website.
I remembered that this was the site that had that uber-cool 'Flavor Graveyard' that Tech Tv was talking about, so I nosed around and eventually found it. I learned also that there was a 'Haunted House' section. Though I don't really know what a Haunted house had to do with ice cream in the first place, I decided to check it out.
In the house itself, I came across a room with a crystal ball.
The flash told me to type a question and rub the crystal ball.
I decided to have a little fun with it.
Here's the breakdwon of what happened next:
Me: So...
is Ben and Jerry's the best ice-cream around?
(rubs crystal ball)
(psychic cow appears)
Cow: The answer lies in the bottom of a pint of Almond Swirl.
Me:
Wow...a psychic cow...that is so cool! Hmm....I wonder...(types) What if I said that Ben and Jerry's ice cream tasted like garbage?
Cow: Eeenie, meenie, mienie, mo, what you're looking for is cookie dough!
Me: Riiiiiight. So, is New Era Outlaw the best gamer in the known universe?
Cow: Absolutely. Positively. Maybe.
Me: Wow! Now you're talking!
Cow: Ooh, baby! Oooh baby! (Take that as a yes.)
Me: O- kay. :shock:
So, will I ever get married?
Cow: Don't you hate it when people answer you with a question?
Me: That's not what I asked you. again, will I ever get married?
Cow: Can't talk now. Ask again later.
Me: What? Don't be such a stupid cow.
Cow: Don't you hate it when people answer you with a question?
Me: See? I didn't even ASK you a question.
Cow: Eenie, meenie, mienie, mo, your answer lies in cookie dough.
Me: What-ever. I'm leaving. Screw you, you stupid cow. (leaves)
Cow: You have -got- to be kidding.
....it's pretty funny now that I look back on it.
You can check out the psychic cow at
http://www.benjerry.com/.
Just look for the haunted house section, wait for the movie to load, enter the Haunted House and enter the door that has a cow's picture on it.
In the meantime, feel free to use this thread to discuss any interesting conversations that you have had with the psychic cow.
