This Teacher surely deserves a Darwin Award!

[Redlum08]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/china/2064945/China-earthquake-Teacher-admits-leaving-pupils-behind-as-he-fled-Chinese-earthquake.html

WTF!

[Crixx_Creww]

lol iam sorry i couldnt help it, i laughed my a$$ off at this teeheehee

i dont like kids at all, but my super hero complex wouldnt have allowed me to run out on helpless little girls or teenage ones for that matter... >.>

but lol lol lol i can super duper see this in my head

*building rattles, tables start toppling, teachers heart races*
Stay calm!! head for the exits!!
teacher than bolts for door way, stamping little children out of his path.

sprinting across field knees high as he kicks his way across the field. stop and breathes

turns around andddd...... wait... didnt i have like 200 students behind me???

*meh wahever yes i safeee bessssssss*

goes to nearest non destroyed bar
lol lol

[Redlum08]

lol iam sorry i couldnt help it, i laughed my a$$ off at this teeheehee

i dont like kids at all, but my super hero complex wouldnt have allowed me to run out on helpless little girls or teenage ones for that matter... >.>

but lol lol lol i can super duper see this in my head

*building rattles, tables start toppling, teachers heart races*
Stay calm!! head for the exits!!
teacher than bolts for door way, stamping little children out of his path.

sprinting across field knees high as he kicks his way across the field. stop and breathes

turns around andddd...... wait... didnt i have like 200 students behind me???

*meh wahever yes i safeee bessssssss*

goes to nearest non destroyed bar
lol lol

LOL, I know, it was funny, but not at the same time, I mean come on, how stupid canthat guy be, it wasn't enough to perform the cowardly act, but also BLOG about it?? I feel he left out the part about the pee and s*** that was in his pants as he ran...LOL



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[daniboy79]

i thinhk everyone would have to e in that situation to see exactly 'how' they would react, but yes ...he was chupid to actually blog about it afterwards!

[phoenix31tt]

yeah @ the only thing stupid was him bloggin about it afterwards... and we never know how we would react in same situation...

who knows... he might have caused more deaths had he tried to calmly get the children out... maybe som students were saved when dey decided to follow his mad dash for the field?...

who knows

[New Era Outlaw]

Wait. Exactly why does he deserve a Darwin Award, now?

Isn't that reserved for people who die because of their own stupidity?
As awful as it sounds saying so, it looks more like the guy lived because of his stupidity.


Misleading title is misleading.

[Redlum08]

Wait. Exactly why does he deserve a Darwin Award, now?

Isn't that reserved for people who die because of their own stupidity?

For being stupid enough to Blog about it after NOT helping KIDS out of the classroom like he should have...I mean come on, even in that position, you are a teacher, your job is to make sure the kids are safe under your supervision, you run out of the classroom without even looking back because you fear for your own life??? I would think that since he is a father of a 1 year old like the article said that he would have some empathy for the kids that he left as he ran to save his own skin...it's his utter Stupidity of Blogging about it that gives him a nomination for a Darwin!

[New Era Outlaw]

No. It doesn't.


According to the site itself:

http://www.darwinawards.com/rules/

In the spirit of Charles Darwin, the Darwin Awards commemorate individuals who protect our gene pool by making the ultimate sacrifice of their own lives. Darwin Award winners eliminate themselves in an extraordinarily idiotic manner, thereby improving our species' chances of long-term survival.

To make a long story short, Darwin Awards are not for stupid people.
They are for stupid people who actually succeed in killing themselves through said stupidity, which clearly does not happen here.


So again.....no.

[Redlum08]

No. It doesn't.


According to the site itself:

http://www.darwinawards.com/rules/

In the spirit of Charles Darwin, the Darwin Awards commemorate individuals who protect our gene pool by making the ultimate sacrifice of their own lives. Darwin Award winners eliminate themselves in an extraordinarily idiotic manner, thereby improving our species' chances of long-term survival.

To make a long story short, Darwin Awards are not for stupid people.
They are for stupid people who actually succeed in killing themselves through said stupidity, which clearly does not happen here.


So again.....no.

he should have died to get one....If he died while running away leaving the kids he would have deserved one...You know falling through a huge crack in the ground, get hit by falling desks etc..

[TrinireturnofGamez]

He might still get killed by the first angry parent that finds him out....

China's one child policy =  no hope for alot of people to propagate their genes now.

= nothing to loose when they suicide bomb this idiot.

[New Era Outlaw]

he should have died to get one....If he died while running away leaving the kids he would have deserved one...You know falling through a huge crack in the ground, get hit by falling desks etc..

Still no.
In that case, it would have been an accident. Sure, he was stupid for leaving those kids behind, but if any of those things happened to him and he dies....it still wouldn't qualify him for a Darwin award. That's like awarding somebody who slips on the sidewalk and breaking his neck one. That wouldn't be death by stupidity. That'd be death by misfortune.

Redlum, you seem very unclear on the concept of a Darwin Award, so I'll enlighten ya.

Dying because you drank bleach on a dare? Darwin Award.

Dropping dead because you thought it'd be funny to stick your wee-wee in a power outlet? Darwin Award!

Meeting your gruesome end by juggling chainsaws soaked in kerosene while smoking when everybody around you says it's a stupid idea? Yup. Darwin A-ward fuh realz.


Running away from a building out of cowardice? Not only is that not a Darwin Award, but it probably doesn't even deserve an Arbor Mist.

As in, see this?



NONE FOR HIM.

[phoenix31tt]

yeah bottom line is... what he did wasnt really stupid :S... maybe the bloggin part... but its just stupid because he made him self look like a coward