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Woman Sits on Toilet seat....FOR TWO YEARS.
« on: March 14, 2008, 11:55:51 PM »
No pun intended, but....

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE SH**TING ME.

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WICHITA, Kan. - Authorities are considering charges in the bizarre case of a woman who sat on her boyfriend's toilet for two years — so long that her body was stuck to the seat by the time the boyfriend finally called police.

Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said it appeared the 35-year-old Ness City woman's skin had grown around the seat. She initially refused emergency medical services but was finally convinced by responders and her boyfriend that she needed to be checked out at a hospital.

"We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital," Whipple said. "The hospital removed it."

Whipple said investigators planned to present their report Wednesday to the county attorney, who will determine whether any charges should be filed against the woman's 36-year-old boyfriend.

"She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body," Whipple said. "It is hard to imagine. ... I still have a hard time imagining it myself."

He told investigators he brought his girlfriend food and water, and asked her every day to come out of the bathroom.

"And her reply would be, `Maybe tomorrow,'" Whipple said. "According to him, she did not want to leave the bathroom."

The boyfriend called police on Feb. 27 to report that "there was something wrong with his girlfriend," Whipple said, adding that he never explained why it took him two years to call.

Police found the clothed woman sitting on the toilet, her sweat pants down to her mid-thigh. She was "somewhat disoriented," and her legs looked like they had atrophied, Whipple said.

"She said that she didn't need any help, that she was OK and did not want to leave," he said.

She was reported in fair condition at a hospital in Wichita, about 150 miles southeast of Ness City. Whipple said she has refused to cooperate with medical providers or law enforcement investigators.

Authorities said they did not know if she was mentally or physically disabled.
Personal Note: I'm seriously betting on the first one.

Police have declined to release the couple's names, but the house where authorities say the incident happened is listed in public records as the residence of Kory McFarren. No one answered his home phone number.

The case has been the buzz of Ness City, said James Ellis, a neighbor.

"I don't think anybody can make any sense out of it," he said.

Ellis said he had known the woman since she was a child but that he had not seen her for at least six years.

He said she had a tough childhood after her mother died at a young age and apparently was usually kept inside the house as she grew up. At one time the woman worked for a long-term care facility, he said, but he did not know what kind of work she did there.

"It really doesn't surprise me," Ellis said. "What surprises me is somebody wasn't called in a bit earlier."

Source: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080313/ap_on_re_us/woman_in_bathroom;_ylt=AnhC4XKynz1fNwPdcUOXZs.s0NUE


I'm sorry. I really don't know which is funnier. Go ahead and pick one.

1) The fact that somebody would pin themselves to a toilet for two years;
2) The fact that her boyfriend  is probably the stupidest person in the whole wide world, or;
3) The fact that the police are going to charge the GUY for what his girlfriend did. You know, because it's his fault that she decided to live on the damn potty, am I rite?


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Re: Woman Sits on Toilet seat....FOR TWO YEARS.
« Reply #1 on: March 15, 2008, 07:58:25 AM »
To the Sheriff, I quote the words of Redd Foxx from Sandford and Sons: "You big dummy!"
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Re: Woman Sits on Toilet seat....FOR TWO YEARS.
« Reply #2 on: March 15, 2008, 10:12:53 AM »
you ever noticed how women can do some retarded @$$ shit and somehow, somehow is the guy fault :S
I give that he prob kinda 'special' but i don't think the man was engaging in a criminal act..

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Re: Woman Sits on Toilet seat....FOR TWO YEARS.
« Reply #3 on: March 15, 2008, 10:24:05 AM »
I give that he prob kinda 'special'

I'm guessing so, myself. I know for a fact that any girl parks themself like that on my toilet for as much as one hour, and I'll be kicking that damn door down, because something has to be wrong. It's common sense. Sheesh.

Speaking of which, seeing as how it's a trailer and there's only one toilet.....how exactly did the guy make out? God forbid he made like a bear and did his business in the bush, because that's just UBER STOOPID.

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Re: Woman Sits on Toilet seat....FOR TWO YEARS.
« Reply #4 on: March 15, 2008, 11:05:15 AM »
As someone on another message board said...

"Maybe he left her here because he was tired of her shit."
What can you do to end the hunger?
It's no surprise that many will die with the coming shortage of food
When there is no grain to feed the butchered cows
When there is nothing to feed yourselves...
Then you will see that money can't be eaten.

-The Locust

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Re: Woman Sits on Toilet seat....FOR TWO YEARS.
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Re: Woman Sits on Toilet seat....FOR TWO YEARS.
« Reply #5 on: March 15, 2008, 11:27:20 AM »
LOL at this whole story.She should be thrown in a mental institution with nothing but a toilet since she likes them so much.

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Re: Woman Sits on Toilet seat....FOR TWO YEARS.
« Reply #6 on: March 15, 2008, 01:10:25 PM »
...you know, the most disturbing part of the story was that she wouldn't budge despite the open sores developing on her rear end, her legs atrophying, and most obviously, the smell. That woman has issues. I mean, Jesus Christ.

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Re: Woman Sits on Toilet seat....FOR TWO YEARS.
« Reply #7 on: March 17, 2008, 10:12:14 PM »
As far as I'm concerned, she didn't have shit to study and he allowed that crap to happen.

*SOMEBODY say stale joke...* :awesome:


HEY... Just who the HELL do you think I am?

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Re: Woman Sits on Toilet seat....FOR TWO YEARS.
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