What NOT to do while in jail

[Saxito Pau]

LAWD!! how can a ganja man be this dumb??

KNOXVILLE, Tenn. - A judge changed a sentence from six months in prison to eight years after a teenager convicted in a drive-by shooting wrote a letter asking a friend to take over his marijuana dealings.

Aaron K. Lawless, 18, agreed to testify against two men who prosecutors say set up the shooting that killed 19-year-old Alisha Quillen last July. The two men were sentenced to eight years in prison while Lawless got six months. He had only 20 days left to serve.

Knox County Criminal Court Judge Mary Beth Leibowitz gave Lawless the shorter sentence even after learning he lied about his role in the shooting.

Leibowitz changed her mind about the sentence last week after authorities intercepted a letter Lawless wrote to a friend about "pushing some weed" while he is on probation.

article here: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12501285

IDIOT!! 
Dave Chapelle should do a show on this one...

[Spazosaurus]

Done know Chappelle is a boss!!! Sucks for the dumb pusher tho.

[rb]

funny .. i thought you were going to say something along the lines of 'doh drop the soap'

[New Era Outlaw]

Apparently, all of that ganja has plum gone straight to his brain.




....you see, folks? This is exactly the reason why I push for people to do something more productive with their lives.....like cheese harvesting. That's right. CHEESE HARVESTING.
It's profitable, it's fun and hey.....FREE CHEESE.


<__<

>_>

....I think I'll go now.....

[Heady]

this still aint beat the man who bring weed to court who was on trail for possession.

[EmpireKing]

Apparently, all of that ganja has plum gone straight to his brain.




....you see, folks? This is exactly the reason why I push for people to do something more productive with their lives.....like cheese harvesting. That's right. CHEESE HARVESTING.
It's profitable, it's fun and hey.....FREE CHEESE.


<__<

>_>

....I think I'll go now.....

waz wit d cheeze again

I really though he waz gonnan hav a list of stuff not to do in prison

[Crixx_Creww]

De MAN NAME IS LAWLESS!!!!

OMFG!! yu couldnt make ish up like dis yes

steupsssssss

[New Era Outlaw]

waz wit d cheeze again

I really though he waz gonnan hav a list of stuff not to do in prison

Cause cheese makes the world go 'round. Realise that, and not only would you have discovered the secret of life, but the cure for baldness, AIDS, diarrhea and the plague that is UWI doubles. Well no, I lie. Even the godliness of the cheese can't cure that.


On topic now, I really was expecting a list of things not to do while in the big house, but, above all else, I think there's one that automatically comes to mind.








...always have a bar of soap ready for arts and crafts Tuesdays. You can make some pretty nifty things, and even get a gold star! ^______^






....wait. Just what in the blue heck were you thinking? O__o;

[Trinitus]

Ey Neo how yuh does harvest de cheese now? I doh mind.

[Saxito Pau]

lawd!! meh thread get hijack by CHEESE!! LOL!!....

wha yuh go do?... is month end, is pay day and is the rum shop...

bless

[New Era Outlaw]

Indeed. You have no idea how much out of whack you can get once stress takes a hold of you at the end of the day. Anyway, back on track.

So really now....what was this kid thinking when he wrote that letter?
"Hm....I don't think I've been in prison long enough....let'sh do something stupid to get me another eight years of overly-amorous 'back massages' from Bubba and the guys down at Cellblock 13!"



....oh dear. I am so getting fired for that, aren't I?

[EmpireKing]

Indeed. You have no idea how much out of whack you can get once stress takes a hold of you at the end of the day. Anyway, back on track.

So really now....what was this kid thinking when he wrote that letter?
"Hm....I don't think I've been in prison long enough....let'sh do something stupid to get me another eight years of overly-amorous 'back massages' from Bubba and the guys down at Cellblock 13!"



....oh dear. I am so getting fired for that, aren't I?

hhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haahaa
seems like cheeze is on ure mind

[Jdcrys_Shinkuu]

Neo's mind may have been taken over by rats / mices / mouses <--- lol

hes just a corpse walking around with rats controlling his body that explains his sudden obsession with cheese.....

as for the criminal "mastermind" who wrote the letter......hmmmmm....*shakes head* sad just sad

he needs a role model badly

heres a helpful hint

DONT SEND STUPID LETTERS MORON THE GUARDS READS DEM BEFORE THEY LEAVE!












oh yea n dont drop d soap.....lol

[Hidden_Ninja]

I was thinking about droping soap hahah but ah guess da could work to.

[New Era Outlaw]

Neo's mind may have been taken over by rats / mices / mouses <--- lol

.....meeses, man. Meeses.
And I hates them to pieces.

[EmpireKing]

Dont drop d cheeze