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Wolf Shirt reviews...
« on: May 19, 2009, 02:57:58 PM »
Hmm this is random did not know where to post it....check out the reviews on this wolves T-Shirt haha. Amazon reviews aren't perfect lol

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000NZW3IY/ref=cm_sw_r_fa_dp


Some samples...

"Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark."

"The Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt gave me a +10 resistance to energy attacks, +8 Strength, and added 30 feet to my normal leap. I cannot list the specific effects involving the opposite sex as I am still discovering these. And they are many. "

"pros: watching lesser men cry in my presence.
more pros: watching women squeel in my presence. "

"Let me tell you, the girls came as wolves do... in packs! But, I do think the shirt effected them as well even though they were not wearing the shirt because they constantly want me to "make them howl.""

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Wolf Shirt reviews...
« on: May 19, 2009, 02:57:58 PM »

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Re: Wolf Shirt reviews...
« Reply #1 on: May 19, 2009, 03:45:43 PM »
wow hilarious.lol.  How did you find this?




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Re: Wolf Shirt reviews...
« Reply #2 on: May 19, 2009, 03:59:29 PM »
apparently he was looking for a three wolves t-shirt for himself...LOL


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Re: Wolf Shirt reviews...
« Reply #3 on: May 19, 2009, 04:05:50 PM »
lol ent.... havent heard anyone refer to the 'guns' since anchorman ! lol
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Re: Wolf Shirt reviews...
« Reply #4 on: May 19, 2009, 04:11:56 PM »
You won't be laughing Red when I have the girls coming as wolves do... in packs!


ohhh lol

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Re: Wolf Shirt reviews...
« Reply #5 on: May 19, 2009, 04:22:28 PM »
ROFL!! Ok I see how it is...better not let N hear you say that...LOL That t-shirt will be burnt..haha


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Re: Wolf Shirt reviews...
« Reply #6 on: May 19, 2009, 04:37:16 PM »
I like this review the best: "I accidentally spilled a glass of Tuscan Whole Milk down the front of this shirt, and my soul was torn from my body and thrown into heaven by a jealous God."

Everybody take the basket of other reviews and just ran with it.
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Re: Wolf Shirt reviews...
« Reply #7 on: May 19, 2009, 04:47:29 PM »
justice is served lol...       
357 of 376 people found the following review helpful:
1.0 out of 5 stars I think some of the benefits are exagerrated, May 8, 2009
By    Go Down, Moses
So I got this wolf shirt because of, you know, the sweet wolves on it.

However, having owned this shirt for three weeks now and having tried it out in a variety of situations, both formal and informal, I'm beginning to believe that some of the benefits ---- as described by other reviewers ---- are exaggerated. For example, not ONE supermodel has approached me. Some of you may be used to having supermodels approach you on a regular basis but, believe me, I am not: I would notice one should she appear in my vicinity.

Similarly, I have not been invited to a vision quest, even though I wore my wolf shirt in New Mexico.

There is one thing, though, and that is that whenever I wear the wolf shirt I have a lot less issues with involuntary urination. I have not studied it long enough, however, to establish a cause/effect relationship.

Once, however, while wearing the wolf shirt I was mistaken for Schneider, the building superintendent on "One Day at a Time."

So I guess the jury is still out.
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Re: Wolf Shirt reviews...
« Reply #8 on: May 19, 2009, 05:02:01 PM »
On a related note this book is really bad lol check out this review......





Oh and while we are at it check the first review for "The Secret" lol

http://www.amazon.com/Secret-Rhonda-Byrne/dp/1582701709/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1242767284&sr=8-2

"Please allow me to share with you how "The Secret" changed my life and in a very real and substantive way allowed me to overcome a severe crisis in my personal life. It is well known that the premise of "The Secret" is the science of attracting the things in life that you desire and need and in removing from your life those things that you don't want. Before finding this book, I knew nothing of these principles, the process of positive visualization, and had actually engaged in reckless behaviors to the point of endangering my own life and wellbeing.
At age 36, I found myself in a medium security prison serving 3-5 years for destruction of government property and public intoxication. This was stiff punishment for drunkenly defecating in a mailbox but as the judge pointed out, this was my third conviction for the exact same crime. I obviously had an alcohol problem and a deep and intense disrespect for the postal system, but even more importantly I was ignoring the very fabric of our metaphysical reality and inviting destructive influences into my life.
My fourth day in prison was the first day that I was allowed in general population and while in the recreation yard I was approached by a prisoner named Marcus who calmly informed me that as a new prisoner I had been purchased by him for three packs of Winston cigarettes and 8 ounces of Pruno (prison wine). Marcus elaborated further that I could expect to be raped by him on a daily basis and that I had pretty eyes.
Needless to say, I was deeply shocked that my life had sunk to this level. Although I've never been homophobic I was discovering that I was very rape phobic and dismayed by my overall personal street value of roughly $15. I returned to my cell and sat very quietly, searching myself for answers on how I could improve my life and distance myself from harmful outside influences. At that point, in what I consider to be a miraculous moment, my cell mate Jim Norton informed me that he knew about the Marcus situation and that he had something that could solve my problems. He handed me a copy of "The Secret". Normally I wouldn't have turned to a self help book to resolve such a severe and immediate threat but I literally didn't have any other available alternatives. I immediately opened the book and began to read.
The first few chapters deal with the essence of something called the "Law of Attraction" in which a primal universal force is available to us and can be harnessed for the betterment of our lives. The theoretical nature of the first few chapters wasn't exactly putting me at peace. In fact, I had never meditated and had great difficulty with closing out the chaotic noises of the prison and visualizing the positive changes that I so dearly needed. It was when I reached Chapter 6 "The Secret to Relationships" that I realized how this book could help me distance myself from Marcus and his negative intentions. Starting with chapter six there was a cavity carved into the book and in that cavity was a prison shiv. This particular shiv was a toothbrush with a handle that had been repeatedly melted and ground into a razor sharp point.
The next day in the exercise yard I carried "The Secret" with me and when Marcus approached me I opened the book and stabbed him in the neck. The next eight weeks in solitary confinement provided ample time to practice positive visualization and the 16 hours per day of absolute darkness made visualization about the only thing that I actually could do. I'm not sure that everybody's life will be changed in such a dramatic way by this book but I'm very thankful to have found it and will continue to recommend it heartily. "
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Re: Wolf Shirt reviews...
« Reply #9 on: May 19, 2009, 05:16:49 PM »
* Speechless.....looks for jaw *  O_O

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...while in the recreation yard I was approached by a prisoner named Marcus who calmly informed me that as a new prisoner I had been purchased by him for three packs of Winston cigarettes and 8 ounces of Pruno (prison wine). Marcus elaborated further that I could expect to be raped by him on a daily basis and that I had pretty eyes.
Needless to say, I was deeply shocked that my life had sunk to this level. Although I've never been homophobic I was discovering that I was very rape phobic and dismayed by my overall personal street value of roughly $15.


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Re: Wolf Shirt reviews...
« Reply #10 on: May 19, 2009, 05:20:27 PM »
epic shit there lol... yea solitary over sodomy anyday !
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Re: Wolf Shirt reviews...
« Reply #11 on: May 19, 2009, 05:21:42 PM »
Lol fellas I read that one back in 2007 did not know any of yall woulda read it, should have posted it sooner hehe.

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Re: Wolf Shirt reviews...
« Reply #12 on: May 19, 2009, 06:50:43 PM »
lol @ solitary over sodomy.

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