Busty Bartender Babe Busted in the Buff

[New Era Outlaw]

....try saying THAT three times fast.

DELHI- As it turns out, bartending nude can get you arrested.

Sheriff's deputies doing a outine check this week at a Southern Illinois bar say they discovered a not-so-routine sight.

Authorities allege that 33 year old Janet Brannon was naked while serving bar patrons at the Cabin Tavern in Delhi.

Brannon was arrested and charged with public indecency. She was freed on US$8000 bond.

She was the only bar employee working at the time, so the tavern was closed Thursday.

No telephone listing can be found for Brannon, and the local sheriff's department doesn't know whether she has an attorney.

Source: Trinidad Guardian, Page A3, 'Odd Spot', Monday 22nd September, 2008.


Ah....just a few questions.

1) Were those cops gay? Would making an arrest be the first thing on your mind when you see a naked woman?
2) How exactly does being the only worker in the bar prompt one to just....BE NAKED? Did she just decide, "Well....looks like I'm the only one here. IT'S NAKED TIME!"
3) .....were any photos taken? You know. For er, um.....'evidence'. Yes, that's it. Evidence.

[Synchronomyst]

1) Were those cops gay? Would making an arrest be the first thing on your mind when you see a naked woman?

Because they'll lose their jobs if they don't. I'm sure they just wanted an excuse to grab her and handcuff her and feel her young, supple flesh again their work-calloused hands. As as she bent over, her pale flesh quivering before their authority, the burly officer inserted...

...wait, where was I going with this joke? Never mind...

[i[2) How exactly does being the only worker in the bar prompt one to just....BE NAKED? Did she just decide, "Well....looks like I'm the only one here. IT'S NAKED TIME!"[/i]

More tits = More tips

3) .....were any photos taken? You know. For er, um.....'evidence'. Yes, that's it. Evidence.

We can only hope. I personally wouldn't mind seeing exhibit double-D.

[TriniXaeno]

lol