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Grand Theft Auto, Junior Edition!
« on: May 04, 2008, 07:39:07 PM »
This kid had one hell of a bad role model, that's for sure.

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Seven-year-old Latarian Milton, accompanied by a seven-year-old friend, takes his grandmother's Dodge Durango on an eight-minute joyride. Ted White reports for WPBF 25 of West Palm Beach, Florida.

Milton: "I took my grandma car because I got mad at my mom. And then I suddenly had my friend come in. And he smokes with cigarettes."

Milton: "I wanna do it 'cause it's fun. It's fun to do bad things — and drive into a car."
Reporter: "Did you know that you could perhaps kill somebody?"
Milton: "Yes, but I wanted to do hoodrat stuff with my friend."

Reporter: "You don't think you should be punished for all of this?"
Milton: "Just a little bit — no video games for a whole weekend."

Police officer: "You understand that now your grandma's gonna have to pay to have those cars fixed because you hit those cars."
Milton: "Can my mom help her? "





...yeeeah. I'd have personally tied his porky ass to the hood of the car and drive like an absolute maniac, until he's too terrified to even think about going near a car again.
« Last Edit: May 04, 2008, 07:41:44 PM by New_Era_Outlaw »

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Grand Theft Auto, Junior Edition!
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