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25 Life Lessons... (definitely offensive)
« on: October 19, 2006, 11:54:24 AM »
NSFW: Literary descriptions of drug use, sex and extremely foul language, you have been warned!

http://www.thephatphree.com/Features.asp?SectionID=11&StoryID=2743&LayoutType=4.38778135048232



My favourite? Number 14.


True wisdom.


« Last Edit: October 19, 2006, 12:29:34 PM by New_Era_Outlaw »
What can you do to end the hunger?
It's no surprise that many will die with the coming shortage of food
When there is no grain to feed the butchered cows
When there is nothing to feed yourselves...
Then you will see that money can't be eaten.

-The Locust

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25 Life Lessons... (definitely offensive)
« on: October 19, 2006, 11:54:24 AM »

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Re: 25 Life Lessons... (definitely offensive)
« Reply #1 on: October 19, 2006, 12:26:08 PM »
Sorry, Synchro, but I'm adding a red NSFW tag to that for graphic content.
Fortunately, there aren't any pictures of anything like that, but the wording is pretty strong.
I'm leaving this up, but only for the time being.

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Re: 25 Life Lessons... (definitely offensive)
« Reply #2 on: October 19, 2006, 01:42:54 PM »
*Thumbs up* No problem, NEO.


I just only hope....that people can learn from these valuable life lessons while the time is still there. That's all. *sniffs*
What can you do to end the hunger?
It's no surprise that many will die with the coming shortage of food
When there is no grain to feed the butchered cows
When there is nothing to feed yourselves...
Then you will see that money can't be eaten.

-The Locust

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Re: 25 Life Lessons... (definitely offensive)
« Reply #3 on: October 19, 2006, 01:56:11 PM »
OH.....MY...WORD!!!

whew!!!

As 'dirty' as the language is, I believe that the following are true stuff and ppl need to know this:

 4, 6, 12, 16, 17!, 23
God is dead.

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Re: 25 Life Lessons... (definitely offensive)
« Reply #4 on: October 19, 2006, 02:07:34 PM »
lol dude all i got to say is number 12 is so tru lol and 25  :wacko:
1f U C4n R34d Th1s U R34lly N33d 70 G3t L41d!!!..

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Re: 25 Life Lessons... (definitely offensive)
« Reply #4 on: October 19, 2006, 02:07:34 PM »

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Re: 25 Life Lessons... (definitely offensive)
« Reply #5 on: October 19, 2006, 02:33:15 PM »
thats jus hilarious
Guess who's back. Not me. :|

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Re: 25 Life Lessons... (definitely offensive)
« Reply #6 on: October 19, 2006, 03:09:46 PM »
GG..... 0_0 ....

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Re: 25 Life Lessons... (definitely offensive)
« Reply #7 on: October 19, 2006, 03:49:57 PM »
i was on de fone wit ah girl and couuldnt stop laffin lol lol lol @ 17 ahahha

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Re: 25 Life Lessons... (definitely offensive)
« Reply #8 on: October 22, 2006, 07:48:23 PM »
LMFAO @ 14,17 and 25. 25 for sure

dont do that to ya friends man. its just nasty.

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Re: 25 Life Lessons... (definitely offensive)
« Reply #9 on: October 23, 2006, 02:30:27 AM »
LMAOOO number 21!!! so true!

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Re: 25 Life Lessons... (definitely offensive)
« Reply #10 on: October 23, 2006, 11:34:53 PM »
21, nuff said. You could live your whole life with that as your only philosophy.

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Re: 25 Life Lessons... (definitely offensive)
« Reply #10 on: October 23, 2006, 11:34:53 PM »

 


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