Cuddle B***hes cuddle b***h(n) - a guy who never gets to sleep with a girl but gets to have intimate moments with her like cuddling, spooning, or otherwise being affectionate. Usually this will occur in private. She probably considers him a really sweet guy, which is the kiss of death.First off, cuddle b**hes are bad, bad things to be. Maybe the worst thing to be. I mean, being an Intellectual Whore is bad, but being an Intellectual Whore who has to endure blue-balls is bordering on criminal.As to how it fits into the framework of the ladder.Basically this is just a guy who has a very high position on the friends ladder. So far up the friends ladder that he gets the dubious honor of getting to provide all the intimacy that a girl is missing when she's off f***ing guys who basically don't care about her like outlaw bikers and band members. So he gets to be the proxy father/confessor/friend/teddy bear for her, depending on what she is missing at the time. Perhaps the only consolation of this is a ladder jump to the real ladder seems statistically a little more likely to succeed. Of course, when one is that high up the fall is dreadful indeed...
For guys unacquainted with Ladder Theory, it is even worse. The cuddle bitch often thinks he is on the good ladder as opposed to the real ladder. So he gets all excited about his position instead of realizing he is being completely used. So this poor tool is really setting himself up for a fall at that point.
I rather be kicked off the real ladder than being the cuddle b***h who either fall into the abyss...or is manipulated into staying the cuddle b***h. At least you have the assurance of it, at some point in time, being something real rather than a facade you allowed yourself to believe. Now, I've fallen hard off of both ladders from many different degrees...but nothing hurts like falling into the abyss if you really loved the girl. You begin blaming yourself for the situation and deluding yourself into beliving that if you loved her more it'dve mattered. Hell...you can even be the cuddle b***h in a sexual relationship. When you've been in that position come back and let me know, please.
you are all wrong....The worst thing is not understanding the ladder....getting married, and finding you and your "mate" on different ladders....THAT is teh suck!
Well I must say that I have been fortunate indeed in that I always seem to end up on the real ladder without any effort at all. If I land on the friendship ladder I just dive into the abyss and look for another ladder to climb. Maybe that's why my last 3 GF's were bi-sexuals who would actively search for other girls for me to be with.
Note that the following topics of disinterest have been field tested and shown conclusively not to work: Unix, literature, poetry, international politics, and sodomy.
