*~*SIGNS SHOWING THAT YUH TAKIN EEN TOO MUCH NARUTO*~*

[EmpireKing]

· Dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree.
· Live by a strict diet of only ramen.
· Call your semester examine a chuunin exam.
· Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.
· Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "byakugan".
· Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline.
· Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.
· Start adding the words chan and kan on the end of your friends names.
· Paste a piece of paper that says come come paradise on the front of adult books.
· Jump off a cliff and attempt to use Kuchiyose No Jutsu to summon the toad king.
· Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.
· Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou.
· Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "chidori" as you pass out.
· Join a website and use the name Neji as your s/n.
· Start to call your teachers Sennin.
· Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharigan.
· Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day.
· When someone ask you who your dream girl is and you say Ino.
· Agree to stay up and write this list so you can be added to the staff of Naruto Central.
· Spend your week searching down Naruto sites.
· Refuse a date because your saving yourself for Sakura.
· Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu.
· Cry at the flash back scenes of Sasuke's family.
· Try to hit Itachi through the screen when he tortures Sasuke.
· Put a picture of Hinata in your wallet and tell your friends it's your girlfriend.
· List Anbu as current occupation on a job application.
· Can spout out a random character quote on command.
· Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it.
· Sneak around and try to beat your grand father.
· Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi why?!?!".
· Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down.
· Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea.
· Read manga 24 hrs non stop just so u can read more.
· Decide that if u can't hit a tree 1500 times then You'll jump rope 1500.
· Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way".

[Saxito Pau]

- trying to mould chakra to perform the resengan with just one hand...
- learnt to do do various hand seals for various jutsus
- attempt to use Neji's 127-hit  supers (yes, i count the # of hits!) in a fight

[Arcmanov]

· Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.

Actually be SEEN wearing said protector.  (You know who you are  )

[rb]

making a thread about other addicts, showing that you had time to figure out what other addicts do.

btw @ vxg there was a blackanese dude with a forehead protector

[TrinireturnofGamez]

LOL.....

- You randomly form seals and look to fight people

-you break your ass trying a 'Konoha worldwind'

- you find a frog, stand on top it and try to 'seal' the neighbour crazy pitbull

- have been caught pelting knives at DJ's because they are 'sound ninja'

-claim to own a talking dog

-feed your dog steroids till it turns red

- Fill your mouth with puncheon , light a match and burn down the house with a 'Katon'

-stolen the school skeleton , sharpened the femurs and claimed to be kiminaro brother .

[New Era Outlaw]

This belongs in Anime. *KICK*

[Andrew_005]

making a thread about other addicts, showing that you had time to figure out what other addicts do.

btw @ vxg there was a blackanese dude with a forehead protector

that was me.....

 

[EmpireKing]

thats wat i call sadd..........

i actually know afew jutsus(the hand formations.......*****goyykakyuu****(i know i butchered the spelling) no jutsu is the easyiest

[Crixx_Creww]

omg @ flinging knives at djs cause they are sound ninja!! ahhaahahahah

lol lol lol i could almost see my self doing that...

and uh.. is it bad if yu ACTUALLY really do list ANBU as yur occupation on a job interview? O.o.. maybe das why i didnt get de job...

[Gaara_Temari_Rulz]

dred allyuh men is real kicks dred!!!!!
- When neji/A Hinata doin dey Hakkeshou Rokujyuu Yonshou supers in NGNT 4, u does count aloud and in synch with them 4 everyone to hear (sorry daz jus me.......)
- u thinkin bout buyin NGNT 3,after u jus buy NGNT 4
- u actually buy it
- u buy a PS2 jus 4 the naruto game
- u start 2 call a knife a kunai
- u start to eat with chopstix (even soup!)
- u buy red contacts n call it sharingan
- u actually get sharingan contacts
- u does step out of d room, put on the sharingan contacts, come bak in and yell SHARINGAN!!
- u claim dat u r itachi(or similar to him) so u wear d sharingan contacts all d time
- u get mangekyou sharingan contacts n wear it wen u killin ur whole family n torturin ur lil bro
- u does go searchin far n wide over the internet jus4 naruto pics(esp GIF) to put as ur display pics in GATT

[EmpireKing]

i wonder if i cud get d mangekyou contact boi...dat go look real bad...i wud wear dat all the time

[Saxito Pau]

-when you believe that hard work alone can make you an excellent ninja
-when you have a hair style like rock lee
-when you believe that you can open the first 2 life gates, gaining incredible speed instantly and perform the Omote Renge (most likely tearing your groin muscle performing the initial upward kick to chin!)
-when you wear ridiculously heavy ankle weights 24/7

i wonder if i cud get d mangekyou contact boi...dat go look real bad...i wud wear dat all the time

indeed!! i would get that or a byakugan one for a haloween party the byakugan hadda be tenketsu certified though

[Arcmanov]

You'd swear that this was a Naruto site, but wait, it almost is.
Take the rating system for example. What the flying F@#K is a Genin!!? and all these Naruto sigs and avatars.

Give it a rest people, its a cartoon (snicker)  

[W1nTry]

LMAOROTFLDLWKAS wow... this should be in the just a joke thread. That thowing kunai's at the DJ cause he is a sound nin was PRICELESS!!! how about
When yuh learn Japanese JUST to scanlate Naruto manga
When yuh try to summon a frog to defend yuhself in a fight
When yuh think that going on all fours in a fight Naruubi style means yuh more powerful
When yuh think whilst on the ground from being on all fours in the first place (after being knocked onto yuh @$$) yuh think yuh could hit de man with yuh chakra claws
When yuh calling yuh worst enemy michael jackson... I mean Orochomaru
When yuh best friend find a new best friend yuh running him down thinking yuh could bring him back to yuh village
When yuh think yuh have super strength and crack yuh fist on a wall
When yuh use "its material for your new book" as an excuse for being a peepig tom.

[Crixx_Creww]

ohh nooo yu didnt just call it a cartoon arc!! oooooooo

nyyahhhhhh dat man didnt just call it ah cartoon!!

[Arcmanov]

lolololololololololol

ah was waitin fuh dat   

i jus keeeediiiing   

[Kaizen]

half ah these things i bleev crixx would do irl o_O
scary eh?

[EmpireKing]

You'd swear that this was a Naruto site, but wait, it almost is.
Take the rating system for example. What the flying F@#K is a Genin!!? and all these Naruto sigs and avatars.

Give it a rest people, its a cartoon (snicker)   

  SUCK SALT

-wen yuh blind yuhself an get sharingan contacts sayin yuh iz ITACHI



Ah didnt put it in "jus ah joke" so ppl cud add to it an it cud grow like it has

[New Era Outlaw]

- When one of your most common arguments always start with: "It's because of the orange jumpsuit, isn't it?!"

- When the thought of there actually being a human being who does not like Naruto strikes you as the biggest surprise since Panday quitting politics.

- You try to build up Chakura to create a massive explosion when you feel the urge to fart.

- You attempt to perform 'Sexy No-Jutsu' in front of a mirror when you're feeling lonely.

- You spend your Saturday nights up in the branches of your mango tree because you have the sneaking suspicion that Orochimaru is going to come after you for revenge.

[TrinireturnofGamez]

-when you call your girlfriend ' Sakura' , by accident and apologize in japenese
-when your cupboards full of ramen
-When you start ending your sentances in ' Dattebayo'
- If your aim in life is to become prime minister and not teif money
-If you list your address as 'Konoha, Konohagakure , The country of fire'  and wonder why you never get mail