Slithering to a theatre near you.

[Red Paradox]

Snakes on a plane

What can I say...except that I'm glad I didn't spend $35.00 to see this crap. I honestly don't even have the strength to explain the plot...it was such a lousy piece of crap..Lord.
Alot of my friends said it was cool but...they apparently aren't my true friends.....I must admit though. The scene when the guy got his d*** bitten was actually funny...but Samuel's cursing is now suddenly boring and the level of gore was what I expected. Horrible

Rated R for language, a scene of sexuality and drug use, and intense sequences of terror and violence.
0.5 stars out of 5

[TinyGrasshopper]

*sigh* I shall take my flak for this but the movie was frickin awesome. Primarily because of the hype, which was of the Internets, Web 2.0, Blogsophere variety.(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snakes_on_a_plane#Internet) If privvied to that at any moment you were prepared for the cheese and ready to giggle constantly at the sheer silliness. If not then one would not really appreciate it. To that end it seemed to live up to its expectations as a B movie at its best. The critics seem to think so at least (http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/snakes_on_a_plane/). I was cracking up for the whole thing. The crowd where I went was really stoked, there was a line going outside and all kinda ting.

[Red Paradox]

I'll give you chakura for being honest but the movie still sucked!

[Synchronomyst]

Snakes on a Plane : -10/10

The best bad movie you'll -ever- see.

I don't see why people don't appreciate. It went out of it's way to be a bad movie. The movie is really a parody onto itself with the revision of input given by fans on the internet and a man karate choping a snake yelling the cliche "hiya!" to the goddamned title, really. I mean...which part of this made anyone think that this was an attempt of anything but making a bad movie?

[DreadNaught]

take chakura Synch,
i saw this movie with a friend and it was actually better than expected......i guess you could call it enjoyable nonsense. As opposed to "Little Man" which was real balls.....oh my word !!!