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Re: Things that make you go WTMC?!?!?
« Reply #8580 on: May 04, 2011, 01:04:09 PM »
Much LuLz @ this email that showed up in my Junk-mail folder today... :laughing7:

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I am Ms Justina Oge. A computer scientist with central bank of Nigeria.


I am 26 years old, just started work with C.B.N. I came across your file which was marked X and your released disk painted RED, I took time to study it and found out that you have paid VIRTUALLY all fees and certificate but the fund has not been release to you.


The most annoying thing is that they cannot tell you the truth that on no account will they ever release the fund to you. Please this is like a Mafia setting in Nigeria; you may not understand it because you are not a Nigerian.


The only thing I will need to release this fund is a special HARD DISK we call it HD120 GIG. I will buy two of it, recopy your information, destroy the previous one, and punch the computer to reflect in your bank within 24 banking hours. I will clean up the tracer and destroy your file, after which I will run away from Nigeria to meet with you.


If you are interested. Do get in touch with me immediately, You should send to me your convenient tell/fax numbers for easy communications and also re confirm your banking details, so that there won't be any mistake.for phone converstion,please call me on +234-8051708534.


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Re: Things that make you go WTMC?!?!?
« Reply #8580 on: May 04, 2011, 01:04:09 PM »

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Re: Things that make you go WTMC?!?!?
« Reply #8581 on: May 04, 2011, 01:24:30 PM »
^^man.. u done "pay all fees and certificate".. go collect ur funds lol
« Last Edit: May 04, 2011, 01:30:53 PM by madmunkie »

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Re: Things that make you go WTMC?!?!?
« Reply #8582 on: May 04, 2011, 04:27:49 PM »
And look at the country it came from....Nigeria BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Anyway WTMC @ this anime called Queens Blade O_O check it up and you'll see what I mean.

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Re: Things that make you go WTMC?!?!?
« Reply #8583 on: May 05, 2011, 08:37:19 AM »
Anyway WTMC @ this anime called Queens Blade O_O check it up and you'll see what I mean.

I watched probably 2 episodes, cyah remember, but that was a pure fan-service anime... no sense at all...

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Re: Things that make you go WTMC?!?!?
« Reply #8584 on: May 05, 2011, 08:51:39 AM »
lol @ chineee stereo type. Its the same in port of spain.

All of my chinese friends (and by all I mean 92.6%) own either a grocery, a restaurant, a casino if not all three. Others who I know casually are usually involved in business of some sort.

On a more serious note, the chinese guy who got killed is actually the father of a long standing GATT member. So its kind of close to home for us and my family knows both victims (the kidnapping and the murder).

Real unfortunate events there.

@ arcmanov. Hard lol @ the Nigerian email. That letter is much more fun if read with a strong Nigerian accent.


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Re: Things that make you go WTMC?!?!?
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Re: Things that make you go WTMC?!?!?
« Reply #8585 on: May 16, 2011, 11:22:06 AM »
WTMC @ this:

http://nakedsecurity.sophos.com/2011/05/16/facebook-dislike-button-spreads-fast-but-is-a-fake-watch-out/

Real people get catch, kist like Osama death pictures. Hacker sout for facebook oui!

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Re: Things that make you go WTMC?!?!?
« Reply #8586 on: May 16, 2011, 01:33:16 PM »
I've longed for a DISLIKE button on facebook... ah well. Oh btw guys, instead of putting it in the wdmc thread, warnings and such in the security thread where it belongs. Laughing at a phishing scam is a wdmc.

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Re: Things that make you go WTMC?!?!?
« Reply #8587 on: May 18, 2011, 09:03:34 AM »
wtmc when a beggar swipes your lunch while waiting at a traffic light.

Light red, so i waiting. Person comes up to my passenger side window and begs, I tell her no. So I look away and next thing I feel the breeze on the passenger side. When I look beggar about 5 car lengths from me opening up the foil sandwich I had. on the passenger seat. The one day I choose to drive without a/c and open up the sunroof! Why I further coasting on it too: Kiss 6 grain bread, deli cut honey ham & roast beef, pepper jack cheese and grey pupon. Lettuce and tomatoes with a bit of Tobasco sauce.

*sighs*

Oh well, any suggestions for lunch on the Champ Fleurs area?

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Re: Things that make you go WTMC?!?!?
« Reply #8588 on: May 18, 2011, 09:48:43 AM »
wtmc when a beggar swipes your lunch while waiting at a traffic light.

Light red, so i waiting. Person comes up to my passenger side window and begs, I tell her no. So I look away and next thing I feel the breeze on the passenger side. When I look beggar about 5 car lengths from me opening up the foil sandwich I had. on the passenger seat. The one day I choose to drive without a/c and open up the sunroof! Why I further coasting on it too: Kiss 6 grain bread, deli cut honey ham & roast beef, pepper jack cheese and grey pupon. Lettuce and tomatoes with a bit of Tobasco sauce.

*sighs*

Oh well, any suggestions for lunch on the Champ Fleurs area?

And scenarios like this is why I drive my car with windows up, doors locked 99.99999...% of the time.

If they down, know is pace I moving with.

Reminds me of the time some window washer idiot start to wash my window at Wendy Blvd traffic lights by Tru Valu though I voiced and gestured "no". He got the point when I threw in reverse gear and mashed down the gas  pedal.... Never saw him again...

Notwithstanding all that, the person had to have been really hungry to pull that off....

Lunch suggestions: none
Curepe Junction is your best bet at this point...

on to my WTMC:

A long-term customer calls me to visit to remove a USB flash drive virus. I tell me mom that is small thing I will be back home in an hour.

When I reach; is NINE of them waiting for me, plus a desktop and two laptops!
God is dead.

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Re: Things that make you go WTMC?!?!?
« Reply #8589 on: May 18, 2011, 11:06:52 AM »
wtmc when a beggar swipes your lunch while waiting at a traffic light.

Light red, so i waiting. Person comes up to my passenger side window and begs, I tell her no. So I look away and next thing I feel the breeze on the passenger side. When I look beggar about 5 car lengths from me opening up the foil sandwich I had. on the passenger seat. The one day I choose to drive without a/c and open up the sunroof! Why I further coasting on it too: Kiss 6 grain bread, deli cut honey ham & roast beef, pepper jack cheese and grey pupon. Lettuce and tomatoes with a bit of Tobasco sauce.

*sighs*

Oh well, any suggestions for lunch on the Champ Fleurs area?

And scenarios like this is why I drive my car with windows up, doors locked 99.99999...% of the time.

If they down, know is pace I moving with.

Reminds me of the time some window washer idiot start to wash my window at Wendy Blvd traffic lights by Tru Valu though I voiced and gestured "no". He got the point when I threw in reverse gear and mashed down the gas  pedal.... Never saw him again...

Notwithstanding all that, the person had to have been really hungry to pull that off....

Lunch suggestions: none
Curepe Junction is your best bet at this point...

on to my WTMC:

A long-term customer calls me to visit to remove a USB flash drive virus. I tell me mom that is small thing I will be back home in an hour.

When I reach; is NINE of them waiting for me, plus a desktop and two laptops!

It's the speed at which the beggar move, still this day baffling. Oh well, looks like Burger king for it.

I know what it's like, they tell you one thing over the phone and when you reach, an entirely different story. it gets worse when you especially did not go with the mentality to stay out for so long

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Re: Things that make you go WTMC?!?!?
« Reply #8590 on: May 18, 2011, 01:27:19 PM »
Hard luck, pablo... Sounds like a killer sandwich too, lol. I've constructed a killer sandwich or two in my time so I wudda RELL tote feelings.

Doh tote too hard, though... At least she got something to eat, not (I repeat, NOT) that I agree with how but you can get something else to eat. That may be all she gets for the day.

Give it to God and move on. Call it a reluctant donation, lol.


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Re: Things that make you go WTMC?!?!?
« Reply #8591 on: May 18, 2011, 01:57:05 PM »
-WTMC @ walking through Chaguanas last night after work, only to overhear a woman asking one of the street DVD vendors if they have porn DVDs for sale.

Now, not just any porn DVDs, but let's just say they were asking for the involvement of some 4-legged creatures.  :/
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Re: Things that make you go WTMC?!?!?
« Reply #8592 on: May 18, 2011, 02:01:17 PM »
-WTMC @ walking through Chaguanas last night after work, only to overhear a woman asking one of the street DVD vendors if they have porn DVDs for sale.

Now, not just any porn DVDs, but let's just say they were asking for the involvement of some 4-legged creatures.  :/

Now this one seriously made me LMAO.  Best laugh I've had all WEEK!!!  :laughing6:

Thank you SPK.


I, on the other hand, 'might' have given her my number.  :)
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Re: Things that make you go WTMC?!?!?
« Reply #8593 on: May 18, 2011, 05:17:06 PM »
idunno who to "wtmc" at... SPK's story or Arc for having a solution. WOW, lol.


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Re: Things that make you go WTMC?!?!?
« Reply #8594 on: May 18, 2011, 11:47:40 PM »
-WTMC @ walking through Chaguanas last night after work, only to overhear a woman asking one of the street DVD vendors if they have porn DVDs for sale.

Now, not just any porn DVDs, but let's just say they were asking for the involvement of some 4-legged creatures.  :/

Now this one seriously made me LMAO.  Best laugh I've had all WEEK!!!  :laughing6:

Thank you SPK.


I, on the other hand, 'might' have given her my number.  :)

Now I didn't stick around to see, but the vendor seemed to have in stock - he responded "Hold on ah sec, I have some good ting if dat's what you want", and started digging in his extra stock.

Now to wonder, is there enough of a demand for that kinda stuff that a vendor will actually HAVE them in stock at a moment's notice? 0_o
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Re: Things that make you go WTMC?!?!?
« Reply #8595 on: May 19, 2011, 10:28:10 AM »
Now that was something to seriously bawl 'WTMC" for, animal porn? Hmm......

Btw, same person waved and smiled at me this morning. I just hit her a ( :| ) stare

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Re: Things that make you go WTMC?!?!?
« Reply #8596 on: May 19, 2011, 10:55:02 AM »
-WTMC @ walking through Chaguanas last night after work, only to overhear a woman asking one of the street DVD vendors if they have porn DVDs for sale.

Now, not just any porn DVDs, but let's just say they were asking for the involvement of some 4-legged creatures.  :/

Now this one seriously made me LMAO.  Best laugh I've had all WEEK!!!  :laughing6:

Thank you SPK.


I, on the other hand, 'might' have given her my number.  :)

Now I didn't stick around to see, but the vendor seemed to have in stock - he responded "Hold on ah sec, I have some good ting if dat's what you want", and started digging in his extra stock.

Now to wonder, is there enough of a demand for that kinda stuff that a vendor will actually HAVE them in stock at a moment's notice? 0_o

STUPESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!! Evidence that society gone through (been so for a while but this is hard evidence) Those ppl cant be in their right mind obviously dam MC's!

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Re: Things that make you go WTMC?!?!?
« Reply #8597 on: May 19, 2011, 11:42:45 AM »
LOL... oh please...

Suddenly a few horse-piggy is the 'downfall of society'? :laughing7:

Archer...ress meh.


At least she was being honestly curious...or is that curiously honest?
« Last Edit: May 19, 2011, 11:46:00 AM by Arcmanov »
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Re: Things that make you go WTMC?!?!?
« Reply #8598 on: May 19, 2011, 12:54:02 PM »
LOL... oh please...

Suddenly a few horse-piggy is the 'downfall of society'? :laughing7:

Archer...ress meh.


At least she was being honestly curious...or is that curiously honest?

Poker face @ horse-piggy. :|
Wow, guys... WOW, lol.


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Re: Things that make you go WTMC?!?!?
« Reply #8599 on: May 19, 2011, 01:05:43 PM »
:laughing7:
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