Author Topic: Things that make you go WTMC?!?!? (Read 1712561 times)

Cross · « **Reply #5360 on:** March 10, 2009, 09:47:34 PM »

*sees pablos post and nightmares of the stock looking cube dusting him on the highway resurface....sits rocking quietly in the corner muttering "my injectors needed cleaning, my injectors needed cleaning...."*

Carigamers · « **Reply #5360 on:** March 10, 2009, 09:47:34 PM »

pablo_tt · « **Reply #5361 on:** March 10, 2009, 10:50:35 PM »

Quote from: Cross on March 10, 2009, 09:47:34 PM

*sees pablos post and nightmares of the stock looking cube dusting him on the highway resurface....sits rocking quietly in the corner muttering "my injectors needed cleaning, my injectors needed cleaning...."*

Here's something to give ya goosebumps in the night:

specs

CHASSIS NO :SJC11-029678

TIDA AERO SPORTS -TURBO- SPECIAL VEHICLE
2008/8
1800CC
6 SPEED

AERO SPORT,AERO KIT,FOG LAMPS,AC,PS,AIR
BAGS,PW,C/L,P/M,RETRACTOR P/M,AERO KIT,SPOILER,6 FORWARD GEARS, CONTRLS ON
STERRING, TV AND NAVIGATION,BACK CAMERA

I kid you not, it does indeed say turbo.

Crixx_Creww · « **Reply #5362 on:** March 10, 2009, 11:18:55 PM »

that supposed to be special??
lolz outside with dat dotish tida

Spazosaurus · « **Reply #5363 on:** March 11, 2009, 05:56:15 AM »

The car that pwnt pablo looks to be an old model Toyota Royal Saloon. Those things come original with straight 6 non turbo engines. I had the newer model to that car a couple years back. I used to hit 190/195 w/o even knowing it...and without even feeling it. Felt like driving @ 60. Those cars are still some of the fastest stock cars around and can put many a tuner to shame...especially seeing as its a HUGE 1.5 tonne luxury car.

Too bad we had to sell it on account of it sucking like $5 gas/ kickdown, but let me tell u, that $5 was really well spent.

Crixx_Creww · « **Reply #5364 on:** March 11, 2009, 08:14:47 AM »

wtmc @ coming into office ,and hearing what sounds like jet engines from the server room
only to find an orchestra of lasko fans blowing into the server room because the ac finnaly went kaput after we have been bitching about it for the past 6 months!

awesome stuff lol, servers still running like lil hardmatic beast but the heat starting to make my perm curl now lol

Carigamers · « **Reply #5364 on:** March 11, 2009, 08:14:47 AM »

Saxito Pau · « **Reply #5365 on:** March 11, 2009, 10:00:41 AM »

Quote from: Crixx_Creww on March 11, 2009, 08:14:47 AM

wtmc @ coming into office ,and hearing what sounds like jet engines from the server room
only to find an orchestra of lasko fans blowing into the server room because the ac finnaly went kaput after we have been bitching about it for the past 6 months!

awesome stuff lol, servers still running like lil hardmatic beast but the heat starting to make my perm curl now lol

To think the ICT division drilled into us to shut down the servers the minute the air conditioning goes down for any reason.

Then again, this is government...

Crixx_Creww · « **Reply #5366 on:** March 11, 2009, 12:06:05 PM »

oh yeah that turn off servers when ac turn off bidness lolz

buh some of them schools from hell doh
dem leave on de server whole of last summer with no ac no windows nothing lol
that was funny

like... de ac supposed to be on?... oh... well.. oops
lol

Saxito Pau · « **Reply #5367 on:** March 11, 2009, 03:03:37 PM »

- getting screwed in my ass by my supervisor in a meeting of the IT department with the principal for various 'failures'. No scene, yes. I will fix the stated flaws, I just hope when I execute to their specifications, they don't give me thunder to leave the compound to get some MC lunch!!

- just realizing that after 2.5 years, this thread is YET to be made a sticky!!

Crixx_Creww · « **Reply #5368 on:** March 11, 2009, 03:27:06 PM »

it never leaves the top 5 no need to sticky

lol @ "it department" that s***& is still hilarious

SPK · « **Reply #5369 on:** March 14, 2009, 12:16:15 AM »

-wtmc @ getting into a car accident a bit over an hour ago, thanks to an idiot that decided to roll out onto a main road at the last second.

Cross · « **Reply #5370 on:** March 14, 2009, 01:02:09 AM »

Hey sorry to hear about that bro hope you are ok.

SPK · « **Reply #5371 on:** March 14, 2009, 01:44:17 AM »

Yeah, I'm completely unhurt, not even whiplash...my car took a bit of damage though...*braces for the bankai I will receive from my mom in the morning*

Anyone can ballpark estimate how much it would cost for a new front bumper, passenger side fender (plastic), new indicator light and to do some straightening and painting on the bonnet of an AD Van? Even though insurance *should* cover it?

kiya · « **Reply #5372 on:** March 14, 2009, 07:01:38 AM »

hey man sorry to hear. hope you dont get it to bad at home today...

Saxito Pau · « **Reply #5373 on:** March 14, 2009, 07:35:14 AM »

Quote from: Crixx_Creww on March 11, 2009, 12:06:05 PM

oh yeah that turn off servers when ac turn off bidness lolz

buh some of them schools from hell doh
dem leave on de server whole of last summer with no ac no windows nothing lol
that was funny

like... de ac supposed to be on?... oh... well.. oops
lol

i can top that:

A fellow ICT Tech in a central school came to work one morning to find a FRIDGE and a MCIROWAVE one either side of the server rack, and the teachers telling him 'it have to stay dey."

Man had to get the security guard to help him remove said items from the room. Granted that he getting in-your-face racism at that particular school, but I leaving details for another post when I get more info.

Kraeoss · « **Reply #5374 on:** March 14, 2009, 12:53:52 PM »

bahahahaha !! lol de server need warming up or something.... man the things that does go down when yuh eh know better eh.... although crixx episode was kinda epic... like whole summer no ac

if that ICT tech had knowledge of refridgeration eh coulda turn their fridge into a lil phase cooler for the server

@SPK dude i hope it eh cost that much to fix the car man, pretty effed up that was... making the statement all the more true " is not you it was the other guy who was in the wrong..."

neways hope yuh eh get tooo much boof

Doomtack · « **Reply #5375 on:** March 14, 2009, 05:53:38 PM »

Sax, dem cyar tell u nuttin bout things failling, because they have you doing things that u not supposed to be doin... like supervising the Lab etc.
So from the time dem tell u anythin bout da, tell dem;

Hear wat, if alyuh wa meh do meh job, then stop givin meh things that is not my job, or quit complaining

Saxito Pau · « **Reply #5376 on:** March 14, 2009, 08:48:33 PM »

Quote from: Doomtack on March 14, 2009, 05:53:38 PM

Sax, dem cyar tell u nuttin bout things failling, because they have you doing things that u not supposed to be doin... like supervising the Lab etc.
So from the time dem tell u anythin bout da, tell dem;

Hear wat, if allyuh wa meh do meh job, then stop givin meh things that is not my job, or quit complaining

Oh, did i mention that when the job specs did arrive at the school, when I mentioned this fact to my supervisor, she more or less scoffed at it without even looking at it? sorry, doomtack, this is a government assisted school, they do with me what the [censored] they want.

The hard part is the IT teacher declare she NOT supervising on a lunch time.... So is me to ketch with either:

- take lunch at 11am
- eat lunch in lab while supervising from noon to 1pm
- take lunch at 1pm

and being able to leave school during my lunch hour is not guaranteed

I gonna turn beast on dem chirren... especially after they tried to t'ief some DDR RAM out a machine, then abort because they realize is just 2 of 128MB sticks. Somebody chile gonna get jacked up off the floor soon...

Other than that, I am just biding my time... i go do my techie tasks in an excellent manner if that is what they want

*watches Cross 'cuteye' as a warning not to even post a comment...*

- WTMC at having to strip off tint this morning in a police roadblock. well it was my friend car which was honestly tinted too dark, but I had to do the stripping. Even get threaten with a littering charge cause some stripped tint blow and hit an inspector.