Things that make you go WTMC?!?!?

[Cross]

- wtmc @ photographing at a solo driver dexterity course Sunday gone, I look down for one second to check my camera and all I hear is a blow off valve and I see this black Sti veering towards me. Manage to get outta the way and ready to shoot again, camera refused to take a normal picture. Pictures only came out all white. Had to go and get it serviced

Did you #1 or #2 when the Sti was about to hit you?

[Kraeoss]

- wtmc @ photographing at a solo driver dexterity course Sunday gone, I look down for one second to check my camera and all I hear is a blow off valve and I see this black Sti veering towards me. Manage to get outta the way and ready to shoot again, camera refused to take a normal picture. Pictures only came out all white. Had to go and get it serviced

Did you #1 or #2 when the Sti was about to hit you?

hahahahahaha whooooo good one.....

but for real which one pablo ??

[Cross]

-when you think a woman writing code is sexy.....

[Kraeoss]

okkkkk.... wat kinda code... depends on that

[executive]

WTMC when 2 o'clock in d mornin 10 police surround yuh house. When yuh open the door, 2 guns pointed at yuh face. Dey say they looking for some drug dealer named 'reds'. But although where I living very quiet and boring, I'm not doubting the fact that a drug dealer lives on the street, because instead of going by no. 9 they came by our house which is no. 6!

-Taxpayer dollars at work

[EmpireKing]

^^Welcome to GATT...you sig is a lil bit tooo big.

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Go there introduce yourself and read the rules of the forum.



About the popo.....hmm...that sux man

[Crixx_Creww]

wayyy
yu ACTUALLYYYY get a 6 for a nine!!
how f***** bad!!!

[Crixx_Creww]

i know it not nice to laff at noobs right

but this new temp
superrr bess body, ok face but suppperrr bess body
come to send a fax
entering the 1 868 before the number... so i feel sorry for her and decide to help her
de fax not picking up
so i tell her call de people and tell dem clear the line for a fax tone please
i gape lil bit den walk away

i come back 5 minutes later an she is standing there staring at the fax machine... iam like O.o?
shes like lemme ask you something, when you ask for a fax tone.... you supposed to wait for the tone to reach?
I was like no you ask for the tone then hang up and dial the fax number
should work now...
sat... gaped... watched her walk away
...sighed
typed this.

[executive]

sorry

[Arcmanov]

i come back 5 minutes later an she is standing there staring at the fax machine... iam like O.o?
shes like lemme ask you something, when you ask for a fax tone.... you supposed to wait for the tone to reach?
I was like no you ask for the tone then hang up and dial the fax number
should work now...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! 

Oh lawd-mih-gawd...I nearly had a STROKE reading that!!!

That made my day...seriously.

[Kraeoss]

ROFL... @ Crixx scenario gape man gape !!!

[Saxito Pau]

WTMC when 2 o'clock in d mornin 10 police surround yuh house. When yuh open the door, 2 guns pointed at yuh face. Dey say they looking for some drug dealer named 'reds'. But although where I living very quiet and boring, I'm not doubting the fact that a drug dealer lives on the street, because instead of going by no. 9 they came by our house which is no. 6!

-Taxpayer dollars at work

*orders hit on all persons residing on house at #6...*

LMAO @ fact crixx pointed out. A 6 for a 9... literally. Chakra for dat!!

- So I am reluctantly performing supervision in the computer lab. A female teacher - one of 5 I had deemed as attractive and trackable - comes knocking on the door of the computer lab to ask to go in the server room/office. I am about to hand her the keys and I casually ask her what she is gong to do in there.

"What.. I.. going.. to do in there?"

*SLAM!!*

Taken by surprise by her actions, I step out the computer lab to see her hastily walking down the corridor.... she ignores me completely even after I tracked her back  to the staff room. Even passed me straight like a full bus later after lunch.

Dunno what is her problem, but I am responsible for the equipment in the room, and I am not taking the rap if something goes wrong while she in there and I am not, since higher ups will ask ME first.

*reduces attractive women list to 4....*


OMFG  @ dumb blonde in crixx's story... LMAO

[Kraeoss]

wow well good thing u met that she demon early lol.... coulda been worse

[Redlum08]

Sax, maybe you should go in the room turn off the lights and use a black light/UV light....something doesn't sound right with that situation, she is acting very suspicious if you ask me...HAHAHA

[EmpireKing]

Sax yu shudda accompany her into the room

[executive]

Crixx story remind me of something. Last week Wednesday my dad got a new secretary, so I set up the computer for her and copied all the files from his laptop to the desktop she was using showed her how to access the files and what not. Five minutes later while I was making my morning coffee, she comes and calls me to tell me the computer not working. She moves around the mouse and she says-see how its moving.
I looked at her hand only to realise that the mouse was upside down. So I showed her how to hold it and I left.
Would you believe the next day she comes and calls me again today to tell me that the mouse not working again. Would you believe that she had the mouse upside down again, and she proceeds to ask me if I'm sure the cord is supposed to come out from the top!
I can never watch a mouse the same way again!!!

[EmpireKing]

Crixx story remind me of something. Last week Wednesday my dad got a new secretary, so I set up the computer for her and copied all the files from his laptop to the desktop she was using showed her how to access the files and what not. Five minutes later while I was making my morning coffee, she comes and calls me to tell me the computer not working. She moves around the mouse and she says-see how its moving.
I looked at her hand only to realise that the mouse was upside down. So I showed her how to hold it and I left.
Would you believe the next day she comes and calls me again today to tell me that the mouse not working again. Would you believe that she had the mouse upside down again, and she proceeds to ask me if I'm sure the cord is supposed to come out from the top!
I can never watch a mouse the same way again!!!

YUH LYING HOSS......NEVER....nobudy dat schupid....NOBUDY

[executive]

True story. Yuh cyah make that stuff up.

[Redlum08]

Crixx story remind me of something. Last week Wednesday my dad got a new secretary, so I set up the computer for her and copied all the files from his laptop to the desktop she was using showed her how to access the files and what not. Five minutes later while I was making my morning coffee, she comes and calls me to tell me the computer not working. She moves around the mouse and she says-see how its moving.
I looked at her hand only to realise that the mouse was upside down. So I showed her how to hold it and I left.
Would you believe the next day she comes and calls me again today to tell me that the mouse not working again. Would you believe that she had the mouse upside down again, and she proceeds to ask me if I'm sure the cord is supposed to come out from the top!
I can never watch a mouse the same way again!!!

I think your dad needs a new secretary....she is obviously not familiar with a COMPUTER and if not, you in for a woozy of a time teaching her how to use the APPS! Good Luck!

[Saxito Pau]

It can STILL have dumb user stories in 2009??

I agree with Redlum: new secretary. She  had better be offering at least good head if she can't use a computer!!!