I feel jes now I goin an plant peas in flippin Tobago.
Aunt: Well we had a little problem here last night with Julie.Mom: Wait… who is Julie?Aunt: The girl that drank like a fish and smoked like 17 packs last night.Mom: Oh my god what happened? Did she throw up all over the place? She really was drinking a ton.Aunt: Not exactly, she had some abdominal pain and we ended up rushing her to the hospital.Mom: Is she okay?Aunt: Yeah, she gave birth to a 4.5 pound baby.Mom: …. uh…..
- when you find out that the crack of a bullwhip is actually a mini sonic-boom. Gotta love that History Channel.
And ppl in T&T think we have it hard... wow... they have to print like what? $100,000 dollar bills?