Things that make you go WTMC?!?!?

[kiya]

WTMC when a girl from my uncle maths lessons next door want to pee and i have to hold down my 2 bad dogs at the same time and just standing there. when she finaly decide to move  she taking she cool time to pass. This ended up in me pulling something in my back!


WTMC
when i have a dvd player for some years and always lend my dad it when i needed to use it at school and then he get a new fancy one that could record and when i tell him that my player spoile and that i want him to carry it to fix he jus shout at me and say dont touch my own! So i say "so i cant watch a dvd on a DVD PLAYER) he say "some things have to b MINE!"

WDMC @ havin to resuscitate a puppy after it fall in a swimming pool.

This mornin while cleanin d kennel, 2 of my pups wandered off behind their mother and 1 fell in the pool. Apparently the mother pulled it out and was strolling away, while the one that didnt fall in was nudging the drowning one's stiffening, swollen body and howling...gave it mouth-to-mouth, it spat up water for about 5 mins...really scary stuff, it started stiffening and its eyes were rolling back into its head...he's ok now tho...I don't think theres a smiley for 'relief'

Awwww see there are good ppl left in the world.

[Berzerk]

when you get send home in ministry of education (the ministry with the most money mind you)

for bad working conditions....air conditioners conk out, place musty, stink and getting people sick....and water went....

and to top it off, it have real work that needs doing.......

[Spazosaurus]

WTMC when a man have a pool in he yard.

[CMR170889]

WTMC WHEN CURRENT GONE DURING HEROES

[pablo_tt]

WTMC when a man come flashing high beams at me to get outta d way (I was in the left lane)

When the same said man has the boldface audacity to hop out his vehicle to come knocking on my glass to cuss me

WHen I just turn blood red and just hop out the car and start running towards him screaming hysterically saying yuh mudda crunt!!!!!!

When the said man eyes open up real big and he hops back in his van and speeds off

When I for some odd reason hop in my car and actually run him down

When a man fly round a turn off at 45MP/H

When ah realized what kinda madness I did and laughed and drive home

[Nephilim]

WTMC @ pablo 0_o

well this is a blatant money grubbing attempt...

So my glasses broke, wait i shouldn't say that, the nylon holding the lens up burst...and i have to get a WHOLE new glasses, believe that, hear why too, it have a chip on the lens edge it go cant hold...what these people think i am 7 and now now get a glasses? i wearing glasses fuh nearly a decade now you telling me that i cant wear it b/c of a chip on the edge...HYMC

so seeing as i needed a fix fast as i had to drive, i went back to meh childhood days and McGuyver something together. (for the young one McGuyver was a 1 - 1/2 season flop in the states that was big thing down hear, staring Richard Dean Anderson, if you have seen the Mastercard Commercial of the guy escaping capture with an socks ah pine tree freshener and ah funnel yuh know 'im.)

Using a piece of string, yes string i managed to get it back together and it lasting till now...

Pics...


The Uber chip that cannot get my glasses to fix - _ -

[CMR170889]

WTMC @ pablo .........one day you'll hear he batusai (Battosai) sum1 with that car......and do a 720 and nine head dragon...hidden mitsurugi (nut sure of spelling)


LOL @ WASD and the glasses.....wicked McGuyver style.

[SPK]

lol @ MacGuyver on he glasses...

I had those days somewhat as well....years back in school, when I was keeping in football during a lunchtime, and one of the school players decide to launch a full-blooded kick from 5m away from goal straight at my face, and I couldn't react fast enough to deflect it away from me...the shot broke the frame, which was made of solid plastic that does not break easily...and later that evening i had to melt down a bottle cork and use it to try to fuse it together...worked for about 7 weeks before it gave out and had to use Krazy Glue...until the glue started melting the plastic and the glue ended up OVER the lens...

Thank god I have some fairly decent glasses now.

God my secondary school life sucked .

[vivman1107]

- When a man say MacGyver was on for one and a half seasons when the show was actually on for 7 seasons.

[BloodWar]

WTMC WTMC WTMC WTMC WTMC WTMC WTMC WTMC WTMC WTMC WTMC WTMC WTMC WTMC WTMC WTMC WTMC WTMC WTMC WTMC and i cant stress more WTFMC

WHEN CHANNELS REARRANGE AND SHOWTIME CINEMAX AND HBO NO WHERE TO BE FOUND!!!!!!!!!

[Spazosaurus]

WASD....Plastic lens FTW!!! These days they putting some sort of super anti scratch thing which actually works susperbly.

[BloodWar]

WTMC when a man show no reaction to we movie channels being gone

[Arcmanov]

They're not gone, just relocated.  Use channel 99 to see what channel they're on.
Keep in mind though, now that the channels are grouped according to category,
they won't be free for much longer (so says Flow).

[pablo_tt]

Someone now get digital cable orr?

[spinner]

WTMC WHEN CURRENT GONE DURING HEROES

yea boy...things knock out cable box and ting, but it was more like a surge to me, i only missed out a few seconds of it

[Qloxx]

Wtmc when it look like a man spending all he time in the arcade.

[Saxito Pau]

 - TSTT. MC TSTT!!   

Why, do you ask?

Well it so happened while i was on the computer last night power went, so i went to bed early at just after 9pm. I get up at 3am to find the power has returned, so I decide go make some online purchases. No internet, however.

Check Wireless router. Ok. DSL modem lights? OK. Login to to DSL modem? no connection. Diagnostic check? Invalid username and password. WTF?

I decide to make the airport run with the hopes that it will come back on its own. left home 3:45am, returned 5:30am.

(I should mention i hit something - some flying animal - with the van while doing 90kmph on the diego Hway heading home. All I knew was "WHUNK!!!"  and it was gone. Not even a proper glimpse of the thing! Whatever it was, it left its mark on the windscreen: sh1t!

Return home. Still no internet. then I realised:

MC TSTT cut me (my phone was cut a day earlier for non-payment of bill) Fcukers resurrect some old figure from when I first switched to DSL from dial-up 2 years ago and "adjusted" my bill to suit. They even had ther debt collection dept. call me some months ago over that. When I see that I say I not paying it!!

I confirmed the disconnection via my cell phone call to help desk.

I get disconnected for $233.71 from 2 years ago that THEY self tell me to disregard at the time when I kept getting the dial-up internet bill after I switch to DSL!!! WTMC!!!

I going into TSTT in a while (I using internet on the road) and make some noise, yes! I not payng no $233.71. I'll pay everything BUT that! Let them send me letter! Carry me to court! 

(but i need my dsl!!  )

TSTT MC!!

any suggestions?

WTMC when a man come flashing high beams at me to get outta d way (I was in the left lane)

When the same said man has the boldface audacity to hop out his vehicle to come knocking on my glass to cuss me

WHen I just turn blood red and just hop out the car and start running towards him screaming hysterically saying yuh mudda crunt!!!!!!

When the said man eyes open up real big and he hops back in his van and speeds off

When I for some odd reason hop in my car and actually run him down

When a man fly round a turn off at 45MP/H

When ah realized what kinda madness I did and laughed and drive home

why you didn't react like this to the mc old lady in the car park is beyond me.....no mercy for @$$holes, dammit!

What time of day was this, by the way?

[CMR170889]

You see what I mean by something always happening to Sax..........look at that post.........god boy........pwaned by TSTT once again.


I wish I had something to tell you about all that.......

[daniboy79]

They're not gone, just relocated.  Use channel 99 to see what channel they're on.
Keep in mind though, now that the channels are grouped according to category,
they won't be free for much longer (so says Flow).

*GASP* ...they using the 'Arts' channel to tell yuh where channels is now??

[Nephilim]

- When a man say MacGyver was on for one and a half seasons when the show was actually on for 7 seasons.

YUH LIE!!! I going and acquire it now!
let this be a lesson to you never trust yuh parents as a source of information...wiki all the way...

WASD....Plastic lens FTW!!! These days they putting some sort of super anti scratch thing which actually works susperbly.

yeah ah know, is plastic self it is , when meh gf mash it i wonder how the hell she crack the lens? :S damn big foot 'oman...

*wont quote sax post but imagine it here*
sax you net get knock out by power surge too, mine get F@#$ up bad, i had to resort to clearing the modem and puttin back the settings and thing...you know something, i was wondering YESTERDAY when a bird fly pass meh car if any bird ever dead like that...LOL...man kills bird in flight with van...windshield mess up...as for TSTT, well yuh know, is TSTT

They're not gone, just relocated.  Use channel 99 to see what channel they're on.
Keep in mind though, now that the channels are grouped according to category,
they won't be free for much longer (so says Flow).

*GASP* ...they using the 'Arts' channel to tell yuh where channels is now??

great...we have bout 20 woman channel and the ONE channel i like to watch besides the documentary types they take off...steups...F@#$ cable yes, that what YouTube for...