Things that make you go WTMC?!?!?

[EmpireKing]

WTMC when...
a SINGLE green dot user slow down yuh whole hamachi sweat, ironic eh?
If you see a green dot by yuh name it ususally mean good connection...

lol


WDMC @ me travellin in ah maxi dis morning and dis FAT woman com an sit nex to me.....she leave her good and comfortable seat infront to come in d back an sit nex to me where she almost sit on my leg and kill meh.....she ketch she azz to sit down firstly den wen she was leavin she almost swallow meh wit she azz....it was abt 15mins of pure HeLL.....

where is d superhero wen yuh need him

[W1nTry]

WDMC @ all de damn drivers using the SHOULDER AS AN OVERTAKE LANE... last I checked you drive on the LEFT EXCEPT when overtaking... in the least overtake on the RIGHT shoulder... OH that's right THEY DOH HAVE ONE... MCS MCS MCS... daz why I light dem up on Red 96.7 BPTT RoadHog segment this morning self!

[Cross]

-when MANCHESTER U RUN OVER ROMA
every goal had me running up and down my house....my mother was watching me like bwtmc?
7-1

-when atm AC look like they might be off to bounce up Man U....2-0 poor BMunich...

[Spazosaurus]

When a man (EK) have in his sig that he using an Intel 4004 as his cpu, when an Intel 4004 is an ancient cpu from the 1970's which is now a collector's item and is worth about $1000 on ebay. I wonder where he getting a board to work with that cpu...http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intel_4004. Also, wtmc @ 4mb of RAM.

[kiya]

When u play wii sports(boxing) for like an hour and your hands gone almost totaly numb for two days!

When u in a taxi(me and another woman sitting in d back) and a FAT woman come and squzeesin meh and on top of it she sweating and rubing up on meh!!!!

[Cross]

-when fat ppl seem to be taking over

[EmpireKing]

When a man (EK) have in his sig that he using an Intel 4004 as his cpu, when an Intel 4004 is an ancient cpu from the 1970's which is now a collector's item and is worth about $1000 on ebay. I wonder where he getting a board to work with that cpu...http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intel_4004. Also, wtmc @ 4mb of RAM.

lol

-wen i bcome afraid

[CMR170889]

I think this would definitely make you go WTMC (in a font size of 36)    If you jus happen to be checking out trini girls on youtube and you just happen to see your girl doing someting anything and everything she shouldnt be doing with a nex man ---- dat jus happens 2 b d one man you doe lik at all in this world or the next --- and then you turn to her just cuz she rite across the room and she ask you innocently "what's wrong babe --- i love u!!!"   

You know what to do if that happen -----   turn back to your computer  go on GATT   make some post  have some laughs  and then go out the next day and by some upgrades for your system  RAM helps   download some free music   and then......... well i doe kno it aint happen yet..

[EmpireKing]

I think this would definitely make you go WTMC (in a font size of 36)    If you jus happen to be checking out trini girls on youtube and you just happen to see your girl doing someting anything and everything she shouldnt be doing with a nex man ---- dat jus happens 2 b d one man you doe lik at all in this world or the next --- and then you turn to her just cuz she rite across the room and she ask you innocently "what's wrong babe --- i love u!!!"  

You know what to do if that happen -----   turn back to your computer  go on GATT   make some post  have some laughs  and then go out the next day and by some upgrades for your system  RAM helps   download some free music   and then......... well i doe kno it aint happen yet..

poor fella.......drink sum green sands it go make u feel betta

[CMR170889]

Nah that aint happen to me   YET   i was jus saying   you never know    you know something  let me go search YouTube just incase......hmmmm   lol



*thinks  nebody know who norton is :S*

[BloodWar]

- When a man with 11 posts get #1600 in WTMC thread
- When Cable company tell you they having problems with the movie channels so just wait till it start workin again
- When cinemax and hbo among other channels not showing

[CMR170889]

Yeah boi   cinemax and Hbo still not showing  ----   now it have me thinking if Flow internet any gud ----


Futuristic post ---   When Flow Cable  Phone and Internet all gone at the same time cuz ........ well cuz.......we;ll know when it happens nex year

[mailman166]

Having money to go to class for month

$200

Being poor man

0$

Building 3 pcs in two days and getting paid for it

You guessed it ...priceless

[CMR170889]

When you realize you dial the wrong number to enter the Matrix

You know what does realllllll make me go  WTMC   

when I seeing and watching d mosquito biting me
when you realize  "oh shoot i cudda mak a dollar off of him"
when the cheerios done and fruitloops gone
when msn give that gay ping just to tell you is someone you never really care to talk to come online
when a girl call you to ask you which you prefer  -- lions or tigers
when you have to wake up to realize is a day you dont make a dollar
when you have to pause d game cuz some annoying MC calling you
when you reach UWI and dey look to tell you 1 + 1 is not 2  WDF else it go be
when you realize you only reason to live is to get to the next day and eat a food and BUN MORE GAME (mayb das a gud 1 doe kno)
when you realize you frens duncie for school but dey dread enough to only breathe and waste yuh oxygen

One more   I now remember this one


When you in love with a girl   you with she an all that    and life going nice and everything smooth  and due to human nature you hadda look for a problem where there is none    and u end up realizing you cah be with that girl or have any set of life with her    u kno y   cuz she duncie and lazy and cah help you in life in any form  manner  or fashion   

question is   wdh u still doing with her

WTMC

use modify

[Nephilim]

WTMC @
When you not exactly sure if you dreaming you awake...
@ using smilies maliciously

[Spazosaurus]

When you realize you dial the wrong number to enter the Matrix

Huh???

when the cheerios done and fruitloops gone

This is an issue that is close to my heart and reaaallly pisses me off as well. Glad its just not me.

[Saxito Pau]

- when your PC takes 15 minutes to copy a 2GB file from one hard drive to another.
- when same PC takes 4 hours to copy 42GB of music in same scenario
- when you realise that your brand new 500GB SATA II hard drive (with NCQ, 16MB buffer, and perpendicular recording that you only got yesterday afternoon) only pushing transfer rates of 3.2 megabytes per second!! (tested with HD Tune)
- when it is possible that the TT$1150 you invested in the 500GB hard drive might jump up now....(it was imported)
- when the owner of a PC with 1TB storage and 4GB RAM is not able to vote yet and is not a working class citizen


EDIT: Changing SATA drives operating mode from RAID to IDE in BIOS fixed problem. YAY!!

[Arcmanov]

Ay, when yuh parents have it to spend, by all means, spend it.

All my PC and gaming hardware was bought with hard-earned money that I worked for.  Legitimately.
Yours too I bet.

Don't despair Sax, you don't NEED 4 GB of RAM, and you halfway to 1 TB already, lol.

[Kaizen]

when you hearing about men with 1 tb storage and 4 gig ram

* Kaizen goes in corner

[Saxito Pau]

- when you travel to town and see on Frederick St., just below Park St. (a few yards form the the temporary TTEC entrance....... a vagrant...... doing.... an act of egestion... in full view of the public against the wall!!

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*walks up to Kaizen and pats him on the back*

Now now. Kaizen, it's not so bad. I have 800GB* of storage in my PC (thanks to my new 500GB hard drive!  ), but just 1GB RAM...



*total formatted capacity from 3 drives @ 160GB, 200GB and 500GB