Things that make you go WTMC?!?!?

[kiya]

I dont care what nobody say about dog being cleaner than humans...the point is, there is always nastyness that dog does look for to interfere with before he come by you. Even if he inside, theres always the toilet bowl. If THAT is clean, I guess you wont mind taking a lil sip of some toilet water to moisten your parched lips.

To say nothing of lickin themselves clean! although some people does brush their dog's teeth!

[Cross]

LOL i wish i had a dog like that.....just hopes he doesn't go to the toilet before he comes to me

-when you realise that your current employer is a very bad three letter word starting with a
-when you work over time like wow and all you get is a days pay deducted cause you missed a day last week....and a screw pan...and no overtime
-when he drives his car all the way from sando to laventille....then to valsayn....and call asking how come the company car has some white dust like stuff on it....meaning the job that I went on the day before (15 mins drive both ways) was responsible for the dust
-when you recieved your pay slip and the first thing that comes to mind is "this man not serious..."
-when you query and realise you have more qualifications than your entire staff.....and getting paid the lowest...GRRRRR

[Saxito Pau]

This guy is ridiculous...

and you still in that job? Reminds me of the nepotists I worked for last year... hear teh @$$-licking promoted by my former boss is as strong as ever... and the poor ppl I used to work writh getting stangled tot he point where they ready to quit..

[BloodWar]

WTMC at ninja warrior

- When you realise you dont mess with a japanese fisherman
- When You realise the only 2 men to ever become ninja warriors are both japanese fishermen
- When u see an episode of ninja warrior when Makoto Nagano look real young

WTMC at Pirates of the Caribbean 3

- When you see Chow Yun-Fat starring in it
- When Chow Yun-Fat acting in something other than a kick up
- When the world have an end...... WTF?

[Saxito Pau]

Is really only Saxman can have this ish happen to him

4:25am

Making my last pickup for this morning.
Typical scenario: I stop van in front of office, ring buzzer, guard opens gate to let me in. I did observe on his occasion, however, that there was a guy walking up the street.

I pick up the packages, load it in van,  close van and return to office to wait for the security to write up the relevant documentation for the pickup.

I just happened to look at the security camera only to see the same guy who was walking up the street now peering through the front of the van, obviously looking to see if there was anything to take inside. and the van is unlocked with the engine still running!!

Man, I fly out the office!! As the guy hears me open the main gate he takes off as well, with me shouting behind him, "WTMC yuh think yuh doing??" Got within 3 feet of him but I quickly abandon the chase. Even as I walked back into the  gate the dude was still running. At this point I was vex that the security guard on duty happened to be a "church boy". If only on of the other guards was on  duty, someone would have certainly gotten licks this morning. Especially as I only observed the bullpistle under the security guard's table as I was leaving the office for good. I (or the guard I wished was on shift) would have timed the assault on the guy with one crack on his back!

Now, back in the van I decided to see where the guy went... at the next corner I slowed down and looked left in time to see him duck out of sight. I opted to give him false safety by going straight, but then making a block and sped at at him.. not moving from his original hiding spot, he scales the 10ft wall behind him and is now standing at the top waiting for my next action as I stopped, looking at him. I decide to drive off again, and make yet an other loop around the block. this time I caught him in the road with nowhere to run.... except for the park bounded by Oxford, Abercrombie, New and Pembroke streets. He got in the park before I could reach him.

Obviously I couldn't pursue, so I just went on my merry way... but not without shouting a "Yuh mudda c***!" from the van. he just kept walking while looking back. Were I not late on my run I could've had him jumpy for up to a half hour again...

Lucky bastard...

P.S. I wonder what I'd have done if I had jumped in the van at the moment he ran off from the van and chase him down with the van instead? he had about 500m to run till the next corner with only barbwire buildings on either side...

[kiya]

OMG why d gard didn't shoot his @ss i know i would have! You shoulda pelt him with some big stone! Take some Chakra man.

[BloodWar]

yeah for real sax chakra for this one i sounds like you would have had some fun if you werent on a schedule

[Nephilim]

Up in the sky ...

its a bird
its a plane
its a chiky-chong

NO!

its saxman! bandit runner-downer

[Cross]

LOL WOI SAX!...

should've quietly opened the gate and sneak up behind him while he was still peering in the van...


SAX THE BANDIT RUNNER-DOWNER!

[W1nTry]

Sax will have to change his name at this rate :p

[Nephilim]

Accurate artist conception of what most prob happened...

666 the number of the beast yo .. (my post)

[Spazosaurus]

LOL man get he own emblem already yes.

[Cross]

LOL WHEY PPL IDLE......but it is chakra worthy

[SeXiE_ToY]

Accurate artist conception of what most prob happened...

666 the number of the beast yo .. (my post)

ROFLMFAOCOPTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Chakra for you WASD !!!!! *Walks out laughing like a jammet*

[BloodWar]

Accurate artist conception of what most prob happened...

666 the number of the beast yo .. (my post)

Chakra for sure boy, Saxman we have to get a new name for u yes real kicks yes.

[Saxito Pau]

*looks at all the replies to my latest story so far...*

*Runs from chair LMAO at "accurate artist's impression"*

You guys are too much!!

Chakrafor thae artists impression.. THAT make my day!!

No big stones availble where I was: near to Park & Henry St.

Gate was one of those heavy steel gates  with design like this: /\/\/\/\/\/\/\ , so it would have made noise no matter what.... so a hard fast pull was needed.

If ONLY I had caught him/the right security guard was on duty...

[Crixx_Creww]

wow


why is kiya so violent??? i thought she was a cute innocent liddle girl???

lawl @ laffing like jammet hehe laffing like self more like it

and um lawl @ bandit runner downer, thas like a horse wispeererer


yu shulda put up the ANBU signal, have some nins alight on him before he even smell de doubles we now buy from by sauce.

[Saxito Pau]

lol @ ANBU signal.. indeed!!

Now conceived my would-be evil plan (ANBU would have loved to do this):

1. Some hard kick to body with my $350 el cheapo steel tip boots
2. Tie his hands behind his back with plastic tie wraps
3. Duct tape a note to his back and front saying "I'm like this becasuse i tried to steal from a car"
3a. Probably duct tape his mouth for good measure/extra kicks
4. Send him on his way in that state. Even after all that kick, I sure he'd still be able to run...

[Crixx_Creww]

like that commercial where a guy left the back of a truck open with some good on the edge and some guy ran inside to grab the stuff and then they lock the back of the truck and pull the curtains off the sides of the truck. It was a cage.

he then drove the truck around town with a loud speaking tellin everyone hes a bandit an he was caught trying to steal.
that was cool

[Arcmanov]

Lawd, some people have not one fcuk to do.
A man actually siddown an do that in MS Paint yes.......

Chakra para tu amigo.