El Fenomeno is currently in his homeland as he continues his rehabilitation from the horrific knee injury he suffered against Livorno in February. Yesterday some positive news hit the headlines as it was revealed that the 31-year-old was recovering brilliantly well, and could be back in action by September. However some potentially damaging revelations have now hit the press, with ‘Globo’ stating that Ronaldo spent Sunday night in a motel in Rio de Janeiro with three transvestites.One of the three men, Andre Albertino, has accused Ronaldo of drugging him, and has since posted a video of what happened on Youtube. Ronaldo has told police that he picked up the three transvestites, in the belief that they were female prostitutes, and did not realise they were transvestites until they got to the motel.The striker has accused one of the transvestites of trying to extort him, and said that after he offered to pay the transvestites anyway, one of them allegedly asked for $30,000 to hide the story from the media.Ronaldo also denied having used any drugs, and his story has been believed by police inspector Carlo Augusto Nogueira."He admitted to everything, he wanted to have fun," Nogueira said."But he committed no crime at all, it was immoral at best."
How the mighty have fallen this week, after World Cup winner and former best player in the world Ronaldo - no, not the Man United player, the Brazilian one - was caught up in an embarrassing scandal involving transvestite prostitutes.In his native land to recover from an injury, the AC Milan striker picked up three prostitutes - to "amuse himself", according to Rio police chief Carlos Augusto Nogueira.He grew furious when he discovered the trio were men and has claimed they tried to extort money from him.It would be easier to sympathise if pictures of one of the prostitutes - Andreia Albertine, otherwise known as Andre Luiz Ribeiro Albertino - had not been published.Only Stevie Wonder would fail to recognise that 'Andreia' might not be the most feminine of hookers.
...so why is his mouth bleeding?
It's quite clear that he vomitted blood in disgust....or deep thro...never mind.
It's quite clear that he vomitted blood in disgust.
Harley: "See? I put the person upside down so it looks like they're smiling....see, the pirahnas are.....smil....ing."Joker: "ARGH. How many times do I have to TELL YOU?! If you have to explain a joke, then there is NO JOKE!!
