Lazyness is a good workout

[Qloxx]

This ever happen to you, yuh have to go up 2 flight of stairs and you feelin lazy so yuh take the elevator only to wait 5 minutes for stupid elevator to go up.when you reach up you have extra walking to do because the elevator was a little further and that part of de coridor block off. Sometimes it doh pay to be lazy nah.

[Crixx_Creww]

and when yu heading back downstairs yu could just take de falling down the stairs root and let gravity do de work for yu

[Red Paradox]

LOL..
You referring to his avatar huh? Jah boy...

When you think about it..that not funny I remember trying to 50-50 (Grind) a rail on a staircase and I totally missed the rail and I rolled down the stairs. I broke my nose and I remember tasting "fake ketchup"

Falling down stairs isn't fun after all

[Spazosaurus]

Lol this is so true. More often that not, being lazy or opting for shortcuts in life end up causing you more hassle than if the longer way was used.

[Crixx_Creww]

lol

next time flip, try a fs ng on de front of a park bench

or if yu feel the need to 50-50 then again do so on the back of a park bench

hella safer than a rail on a stair case lol

[TrinireturnofGamez]

  i loose 3 pounds bieng lazy.. alyuh can't top that : P

[BloodWar]

all yuh men is some odd lazy people boy i never lose weight being lazy lol

[TrinireturnofGamez]

Basically i was too lazy to cook... you get the idea  , crixx and tuna ftw!

[Qloxx]

Gaming 14 hours straight serious adrenilin rush then sleep burns fat, calories, muscles, eyes 

[New Era Outlaw]

*walks into thread*

(steups)

Lazy, good fuh nuttin', mudda so and sos.

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[Qloxx]

For allyuh who too lazy to go through the steps (ah mean is a lazyness thread after all)
Quote from neo fine print
(TOTALLY not me using my company's phone, I SWEAR!)



NEOrobics are not for everyone. If you are exceptionally ugly or are Barbara Streisand, you should consult a plastic surgeon before trying NEOrobics. Common side effects include an over-inflated ego, feelings of eccentricity, random muscle spurts, increased attractiveness to the opposite sex a 100-fold and recurring nightmares about being ambushed by bevies of beautiful women. Women should take care not to stare at the box with NEO's picture on it for too long, or they may become instantly preganant. Consult your doctor and see if NEOrobics are right for yo- you know what....SCREW that. NEOrobics ARE right for you. I'm always right.

LOL