Author Topic: Just a Joke (Read 210588 times)

AR!Ø · « **Reply #820 on:** March 07, 2008, 01:26:13 PM »

An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phony beard sat down at a bar and ordered a drink. As the bartender set it down, he asked, "Going to a party?"

"Yeah, a costume party," the man answered, "I'm supposed to come dressed as my love life."

"But you look like Abe Lincoln." protested the barkeep.

"That's right. My last four scores were seven years ago."

Carigamers · « **Reply #820 on:** March 07, 2008, 01:26:13 PM »

New Era Outlaw · « **Reply #821 on:** March 26, 2008, 10:38:16 AM »

WARNING: Strong Language AHEAD!

http://www.vgcats.com/comics/images/080324.jpg

B**ch be tripping BALLS!

Jdcrys_Shinkuu · « **Reply #822 on:** March 26, 2008, 10:51:52 AM »

Have we allowed cussing on GATT since ive been in d hospital.... n from you of all people neo....i know u know about photoshop a blur at least man....funny but could have been sensored

New Era Outlaw · « **Reply #823 on:** March 26, 2008, 11:09:21 AM »

Quote from: Jdcrys_Shinkuu on March 26, 2008, 10:51:52 AM

Have we allowed cussing on GATT since ive been in d hospital.... n from you of all people neo....i know u know about photoshop a blur at least man....funny but could have been sensored

My bad. I'll make the warning bigger, then. And no, I don't have Photoshop here right now, so I can't blur it.

W1nTry · « **Reply #824 on:** March 26, 2008, 11:34:27 AM »

You could use low tech ...PAINT O_O or do Paint.net as I did to blur the expletives. Paint.net is a free relatively small program that is windows based and can do alot of basics like blurs, distorts, magic wands etc. google it.

Carigamers · « **Reply #824 on:** March 26, 2008, 11:34:27 AM »

New Era Outlaw · « **Reply #825 on:** March 26, 2008, 11:55:43 AM »

Quote from: W1nTry on March 26, 2008, 11:34:27 AM

You could use low tech ...PAINT O_O or do Paint.net as I did to blur the expletives. Paint.net is a free relatively small program that is windows based and can do alot of basics like blurs, distorts, magic wands etc. google it.

And now, the image is broken. Thanks a heap.

In any case, there's now a link in its place.

BeoBear · « **Reply #826 on:** March 27, 2008, 05:53:50 PM »

I know its the rules...buh lord, is a cuss, the damn man who does sell doubles to school chirren does be cussin...yall need to relax.. and the man put up a blarin sign sayin it have strong language.

go and get some chillpills.

EDIT: Sorry, Central, but I don't think that joke is very appropriate.

New Era Outlaw · « **Reply #827 on:** March 27, 2008, 11:01:01 PM »

Quote from: Centralpimp on March 27, 2008, 05:53:50 PM

I know its the rules...buh lord, is a cuss, the damn man who does sell doubles to school chirren does be cussin...yall need to relax.. and the man put up a blarin sign sayin it have strong language.

Quoted for Emphasis.

Arcmanov · « **Reply #828 on:** March 27, 2008, 11:22:14 PM »

Really...some of you need to grow a pair or GTFO...

Crixx_Creww · « **Reply #829 on:** March 27, 2008, 11:49:14 PM »

rofl kek @ meowth thats right

funny stuff

Cross · « **Reply #830 on:** April 08, 2008, 12:44:42 PM »

A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies...
Suddenly, at 3 0'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside.

The woman,sort of bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man 'Shit! That must be my husband!'

So the guy quickly got out of bed scared and naked he jumped out the window like a crazy man. He smashed himself on the ground, went through a thorn bush, then he stood up and started to run fast to his car.

Just a few minutes later he returned and screams at the woman 'I'm your husband, you slut!'

The woman yelled back, 'Yeah?... So why were you running? You son of a b1tch!'

AR!Ø · « **Reply #831 on:** April 13, 2008, 03:17:41 PM »

A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment.

Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, and held up a handwritten sign that said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters. People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER."

The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely. After they were on the ground, the copilot asked the pilot how he had done it.

"I knew it had to be the Microsoft Building, because they gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer."

chinarakinda · « **Reply #832 on:** May 01, 2008, 10:02:00 AM »

Quote from: AR!Ø on April 13, 2008, 03:17:41 PM

"I knew it had to be the Microsoft Building, because they gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer."

LOL...classic

Silvaback · « **Reply #833 on:** May 18, 2008, 01:57:44 AM »

3 men crash landed on a island. A trini, chinee and african. So they vote the trini to lead them in their task of survival.
Trini: Ok, Udo your first item is to go and fine some Wild Meat. You know since you does run down them ting.
You could do it in yuh jockey shorts if u more comfortable.
I on the other hand will go and get some Coconut, since I could climb an ting.
Well boy Wing yuh done allyuh Chinee Innovative you could go in de bush and get some supplies.
Last person to arrive will be voted off the island! Scene?! Nice
...............
So an hour passed, plenty coconut water and roast lappe ready to get wolf down when they realise "where Wing dah man sticking wid de supplies man? He en know I go vote his @$$ off this mc island"
So the bossman and Udo head into the bush looking for Wing. Ready for some shyt to kill them they walk cautiously.
Then A rustle in the bushes........Wing fly out the bush and shout.."Suplise!!!" .......

Crixx_Creww · « **Reply #834 on:** May 18, 2008, 05:54:48 AM »

even though that was racist as f*** and i hungry for some lappe and coconut water

that was funny as hell lol lol

Synchronomyst · « **Reply #835 on:** May 18, 2008, 07:25:49 AM »

New Era Outlaw · « **Reply #836 on:** May 18, 2008, 10:41:09 AM »

Good lord, Synchro. That was just too damn funny.

Trinitus · « **Reply #837 on:** May 18, 2008, 06:26:16 PM »

HAHAL OLOLOL I doh know why i laughing, but the clip help the joke greatly!!

Silvaback · « **Reply #838 on:** May 19, 2008, 06:37:19 PM »

Quote from: Synchronomyst on May 18, 2008, 07:25:49 AM

Lovely Lol Did you jus make that? LOL

New Era Outlaw · « **Reply #839 on:** May 20, 2008, 08:09:46 AM »

Carigamers · « **Reply #839 on:** May 20, 2008, 08:09:46 AM »

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