Author Topic: Just a Joke (Read 219018 times)

Narcissus · « **Reply #221 on:** October 21, 2005, 12:14:27 PM »

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keep peepin

P.S.: Sorry Narc. That's just not going to do at all. Warned.

Narcissus · « **Reply #222 on:** October 23, 2005, 11:33:47 AM »

oh nuts....
what about chineese street fighter

Narcissus · « **Reply #223 on:** October 23, 2005, 11:35:37 AM »

this could be you

Narcissus · « **Reply #224 on:** October 23, 2005, 11:39:39 AM »

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Carigamers · « **Reply #224 on:** October 23, 2005, 11:39:39 AM »

Kaizen · « **Reply #225 on:** October 23, 2005, 11:28:55 PM »

There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a
nude
woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture,
brings the two to life. The angel tells them, "As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do the most." He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running off together behind the shrubbery. The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues. After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breathand laughing. The angel tells them, "Um, you have fifteen minutes left." The male statue asks the woman statue, "Would you like to do it again?" "Oh,
yes let's," she replies! "But let's change positions. This time, I'll hold the pigeon down, and you sh&t on its head.

sorry didnt edit it last night ..XD

New Era Outlaw · « **Reply #226 on:** October 24, 2005, 12:24:25 AM »

I get the joke, but what's up with all the arrows, dude?
Was this forwarded to you via e-mail, or what?

Narcissus · « **Reply #227 on:** October 26, 2005, 11:46:59 PM »

Mr. Big

Trinitus · « **Reply #228 on:** October 27, 2005, 12:07:09 AM »

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL suck salt!!!1 PlOI!!! And dis is an average doubles stand, and the second one is... well what Kaizen would like to see across the board, no matter where he in Trinidad, Ah psychic ent!!! Oh yeah dat is trini line up for doubles, when it dat good, ORDAH DOH Cross de Bordah!!!

New Era Outlaw · « **Reply #229 on:** October 27, 2005, 12:14:53 AM »

......I don't get it. Sorry, Xeno. Flew right over my head, that one.

Narc, yours all kind of rocks, though. Sucking salt indeed.

W1nTry · « **Reply #230 on:** October 27, 2005, 09:18:32 AM »

DAT REAL BAD, allyuh men real good oui

Narcissus · « **Reply #231 on:** November 01, 2005, 02:21:09 PM »

wha go be your postion?

New Era Outlaw · « **Reply #232 on:** November 02, 2005, 09:55:11 PM »

^^^
Most likely?
DEAD.

Trinitus · « **Reply #233 on:** November 03, 2005, 11:14:17 AM »

Mary's father had three daughters Ping, Pang, Pong and Poo, what is the 5th daughter's name?

10 fish in the sea, 5 drown, how much will remain?

Narcissus · « **Reply #234 on:** November 03, 2005, 07:48:15 PM »

u like shit eh...

New Era Outlaw · « **Reply #235 on:** November 03, 2005, 07:57:39 PM »

1. Mary. And it's five daughters, not three. And you told that one wrong.

2. 10. Fish don't drown.

Let me show you how it's done, junior.

1) Bill and Ted were born on the same day, of the same month, of the same year, at exactly the same time. They live in the same house, are brothers, and have the same parents. (redundant, I know, but just to clear things up the last time I told this.)

And yet, Bill and Ted are NOT twins. Why?

2) Harry is sitting on a bench, encased in a steel box, with the floor, ceiling and the sides perfectly sealed together (just to show you that there aren't any loose sides or some nonsense like that.) The cube has no windows, no doors, no apparent portals to escape.

Harry escapes a little while later. How does he do it?