Author Topic: Just a Joke (Read 213436 times)

Crixx_Creww · « **Reply #880 on:** January 19, 2009, 03:32:31 PM »

http://failblog.org/2008/12/01/vicar-fail/

rofl rofl rofl rofl
been killing my self laffin at the failness all day, but that one had to be shared

oh and a nice jab at circuit city
roflz
http://failblog.org/2008/11/28/employee-intelligence-fail/#comments

edit ok

this is what i get for wasting time at work and trying to be healthy at the same time.

was reading this one http://failblog.org/2008/11/20/security-fail-3/#comments
and was eating some cheerios while drinking water
i think proceed to choke while laffing and simultaneously have a stream of cheerios and water coming out of my nose...
i think i dont like cheerios anymore..

Carigamers · « **Reply #880 on:** January 19, 2009, 03:32:31 PM »

~*Ashiee*~ · « **Reply #881 on:** January 21, 2009, 10:20:22 AM »

Quote from: Crixx_Creww on January 19, 2009, 03:32:31 PM

i think proceed to choke while laffing and simultaneously have a stream of cheerios and water coming out of my nose...
i think i dont like cheerios anymore..

DWL......now that is a good joke!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA @ fall on the vegetable while naked.....AHHH WEEAAKKK!!

" scotteh
November 28th, 2008 at 10:10 am

Just play along and no one will get hurt!" HHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AH GO DEAD CRIXX!

~*Ashiee*~ · « **Reply #882 on:** January 21, 2009, 10:43:34 AM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrrvkPo7TZ4&eurl=http://failblog.org/

Redlum08 · « **Reply #883 on:** January 21, 2009, 01:52:22 PM »

Quote from: ~*Ashes*~ on January 21, 2009, 10:43:34 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrrvkPo7TZ4&eurl=http://failblog.org/

WOW, that TV got PWNED!!

Cross · « **Reply #884 on:** January 22, 2009, 08:56:38 PM »

You are on the bus when you suddenly realize ... You need to fart.
The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat. After
a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stop.
As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you down, and
that's when you realize, you have been listening to your ipod.

Carigamers · « **Reply #884 on:** January 22, 2009, 08:56:38 PM »

~*Ashiee*~ · « **Reply #885 on:** February 13, 2009, 02:32:22 PM »

LOL @ iPOD that one had me rolling...

had to post this...I pee myself with this one

Kraeoss · « **Reply #886 on:** February 13, 2009, 02:40:50 PM »

FAILURE indeed lol... in the fine print shoulda read " no STI's found in this incoming message." lol...

New Era Outlaw · « **Reply #887 on:** March 08, 2009, 07:02:15 PM »

AR!Ø · « **Reply #888 on:** March 16, 2009, 02:17:56 AM »

AHAHAHAHAHA

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/alternative_energy_revolution.jpg

Nephilim · « **Reply #889 on:** March 16, 2009, 06:47:30 PM »

lol...crazy Spaniard.

Cross · « **Reply #890 on:** April 01, 2009, 02:30:07 PM »

NWS

You have been warned

A bloke walking down the street sees a woman with perfect breasts.

He says, "Hey, would you let me bite your breasts for £100?"

She says, "Are you mad?"

He says, "OK, would you let me bite your breasts for £1000?"

She says, "I'm not that kind of woman! Got it?"

He says, "OK, would you let me bite your breasts just once for £10,000?"

She thinks about it and says, "OK, just once, but not here. Let's go to that dark alley over there."

So they go to into the alley, where she takes off her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world.

As soon as he sees them, he grabs them and starts caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them - but not biting them.

The woman eventually gets annoyed and says "Well? Are you going to bite them or not?"

"Nah," he says. "Costs too much."

W1nTry · « **Reply #891 on:** April 01, 2009, 09:02:57 PM »

CHAKRA FOR YOU!!!!

Cross · « **Reply #892 on:** April 02, 2009, 07:21:50 AM »

Slight NWS

A fella link up with a girl and he invited to come over to watch a movie so to try ah thing he put on a porno for dem to watch so after ah few minutes the girl look at him and said "hunny ah ready for some action" the guy got up and put on RAMBO......

Followed by

Little John and Ruth are only 10 years old and think they are in love. So they decide to get married. John bravely goes to Ruth's father and says, "Mr Levy, me and Ruth are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage."

Keeping a serious face, Mr Levy replies, "Well John, you are 10, I believe. Where will you both live?"

John replies, "In Ruth's room. It's bigger than mine so we can both fit nicely."

Still trying not to smile, Mr Levy says, "OK then, where will you get enough money to support Ruth? You're not old enough to get a job."

John replies, "Ruth gets £8 a week pocket money and I get £7.50 a week pocket money. That's over £65 a month and that should be enough."

Mr Levy is surprised that John has put so much thinking into the marriage, so he tries to come up with something that John won't be able to answer. He says, "Well John , it seems like you’ve got everything worked out. I have just one more question for you. What will you do if you should have little ones of your own?"

John shrugs his shoulders and replies, "Well, we've been lucky so far."

TheApprentice · « **Reply #893 on:** May 05, 2009, 09:00:17 PM »

lolzz

Nephilim · « **Reply #894 on:** May 05, 2009, 09:12:42 PM »

sauce plix.

if someone really did that i would be laughing even harder. the woman return the drawing lol.

W1nTry · « **Reply #895 on:** May 19, 2009, 12:10:10 PM »

Good ole Chuck

Chuck Norris invented C++ after roundhouse kicking C - TWICE

Chuck Norris is the Domain controller

Chuck Norris has the IP 0.0.0.0

Chuck Norris is mailer-daemon

Chuck Norris is Dr Watson

Chuck Norris monitor has no glare… no-one glares at Chuck Norris

format c: is the request to have Chuck Norris come roundhouse kick your PC

Chuck Norris has Windows XP on his Apple MAC

Chuck Norris never gets the page cannot be displayed error

Machine code is another name for Chuck Norris language

Chuck Norris CPU doesn’t have a fan

Chuck Norris can write DVDs on floppy drive

Chuck Norris invented the internet

Chuck Norris can paste pics in Notepad

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked his 14400k modem & that’s how we got ADSL

Chuck Norris’s Dot matrix printer prints photos - in colour

Chuck Norris uses Notepad for a database

Chuck Norris’ PC speaker gives him 7.1 DTS surround sound

Chuck Norris can edit PDF files

Chuck Norris rips CDs with his hands

Chuck Norris can download Metallica mp3s using Napster

Chuck Norris has a yahoo account with hotmail

Chuck Norris has an Intel CPU on an AMD motherboard

Chuck Norris has to chain his mouse to his desktop

Chuck Norris can program a MAC with excel macros

Chuck Norris website has never had a hit - Nobody hits Chuck Norris’ website

Spazosaurus · « **Reply #896 on:** May 19, 2009, 12:33:46 PM »

Chuck Norris is the Domain controller

Chuck Norris can write DVDs on floppy drive

Epic

Kraeoss · « **Reply #897 on:** May 19, 2009, 12:49:41 PM »

indeed chuck is epic lol...

another one was chuck norris saw an ant carrying a morsel of food home and round house kicked it.... the result was the san andreas fault.

AR!Ø · « **Reply #898 on:** May 21, 2009, 02:29:45 PM »

THE NUN AND THE HIPPIE

A hippie gets on a bus and spies a pretty young nun. He sits down next to her, and asks her: "Can we have sex?"

"No," she replies, "I'm married to God." She stands up, and gets off at the next stop.

The bus driver, who overheard, turns to the hippie and says:
"I can tell you how to get to have sex with her!"

"Yeah?", says the hippie.

"Yeah!", say the bus driver.. "She goes to the cemetery every Tuesday night at midnight to pray, so all you have to do is dress up in a robe with a hood, put some of that luminous powder stuff in your beard, and pop up in the cemetery claiming to be God."

The hippie decides to give it a try, and arrives in the cemetery dressed as suggested on the next Tuesday night.

"I am God," he declares to the nun, keeping the hood low about his face. "Have sex with me."

The nun agrees without question, but begs him to restrict himself to anal sex, as she is desperate not to lose her Virginity.

'God' agrees, and promptly has his wicked way with her. As he finishes, he jumps up and throws back his hood with a Flourish.

"Ha-ha," he cries. "I'm the hippie!"

"Ha-ha," cries the nun. "I'm the bus driver!

Crixx_Creww · « **Reply #899 on:** May 21, 2009, 05:50:49 PM »

way @ chuck= .com
lolzzzzz

Carigamers · « **Reply #899 on:** May 21, 2009, 05:50:49 PM »

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