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Re: Just a Joke
« Reply #840 on: May 20, 2008, 11:19:59 AM »
i think that belongs in the WTMC thread lol
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Re: Just a Joke
« Reply #840 on: May 20, 2008, 11:19:59 AM »

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Re: Just a Joke
« Reply #841 on: May 21, 2008, 09:55:52 AM »
Ok ...that was weird...
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Re: Just a Joke
« Reply #842 on: June 03, 2008, 11:37:18 PM »
Back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England.

In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery to Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York.

This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico. But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York. The ship hit an iceberg and sank, and the cargo was forever lost.

The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss. Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning, which they still observe to this day.

The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th and is known, of course, as Sinko de Mayo.
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Re: Just a Joke
« Reply #843 on: July 10, 2008, 12:38:37 PM »
I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Richard, the 11 year old next door whose bedroom looks like Mission Control, and asked him to come over.

   
Richard clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.
   
As he was walking away, I called after him, 'So, what was wrong?
   
He replied, 'It was an ID ten T error.'
   
I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, 'An, ID
   
    ten T error? What's that?  In case I need to fix it again.'
   
Richard grinned.  'Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error
before?''
   
No,' I replied.
   
'Write it down,' he said, 'and I think you'll figure it out.'   
   
So I wrote down:       I D 1 0 T
   
I used to like the little shit.




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Re: Just a Joke
« Reply #844 on: July 10, 2008, 01:50:01 PM »
yeah
old news for us techs

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Re: Just a Joke
« Reply #845 on: July 14, 2008, 12:51:33 PM »

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Re: Just a Joke
« Reply #846 on: July 14, 2008, 03:45:57 PM »
hmm wonder what Trinidad and Tobago resumes look like. Is it just as bad?




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Re: Just a Joke
« Reply #847 on: August 03, 2008, 04:59:04 PM »
lol
dont wait django ....... shoot!






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Re: Just a Joke
« Reply #848 on: August 15, 2008, 07:09:16 PM »

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Re: Just a Joke
« Reply #849 on: August 15, 2008, 07:29:41 PM »

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Re: Just a Joke
« Reply #850 on: August 16, 2008, 01:41:24 AM »
How is that not funny?

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Re: Just a Joke
« Reply #851 on: August 16, 2008, 11:58:48 AM »
XKCD...high-brow for the sake of it.
What can you do to end the hunger?
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When there is no grain to feed the butchered cows
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Then you will see that money can't be eaten.

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Re: Just a Joke
« Reply #852 on: September 19, 2008, 03:29:46 PM »
http://www.explosm.net/comics/1400/

rofl

iam a big fan but this one i dont know... i feel kinda dirty laffing at it...

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Re: Just a Joke
« Reply #853 on: September 19, 2008, 07:42:55 PM »
thaz just wrong man... that's not cool. and all Jesus jokes are really offensive, i mean dudes he died for us and that's how we pay him back ?
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Re: Just a Joke
« Reply #854 on: September 19, 2008, 08:01:23 PM »
I beg to differ...

I really dont think that the J-man would mind..but then..thats just my personal views..
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Re: Just a Joke
« Reply #855 on: September 19, 2008, 08:04:59 PM »
who do u worship ?
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Re: Just a Joke
« Reply #856 on: September 19, 2008, 08:13:15 PM »
LOL but would Jesus really swat a fly?

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Re: Just a Joke
« Reply #857 on: September 19, 2008, 08:15:43 PM »
Well then I'm goin STRAIGHT to hell, because I laughed my ASS off. :laughing7:
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Re: Just a Joke
« Reply #858 on: September 19, 2008, 08:28:20 PM »
fellas i'm sorry about the beef. tis a free world and we are free to make mistakes. just dont make too much of them... they can haunt u in the future.... beleive me i know. :ko:
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Re: Just a Joke
« Reply #859 on: September 19, 2008, 08:42:47 PM »
LOL!

yuh know i only now get it, for a bit i was like? why skittles hard to eat? swat flies? he have eyes on his hands?

indeed explosm does have some epic strips


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Re: Just a Joke
« Reply #859 on: September 19, 2008, 08:42:47 PM »

 


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