Author Topic: Just a Joke (Read 215037 times)

Nephilim · « **Reply #581 on:** February 13, 2007, 09:05:34 PM »

Dyslexic peoples of the world! - Untie!

TriniXaeno · « **Reply #582 on:** February 13, 2007, 11:48:04 PM »

hhhahahahaah

clever

SeXiE_ToY · « **Reply #583 on:** February 16, 2007, 06:10:08 PM »

Little Leroy From Laventille

Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was
making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a
good time to tell his mother what he wanted.
"Mom, I want a bike for my birthday."
Little Leroy was a bit of a troublemaker. He had gotten into trouble at
school and at home. Leroy's mother asked him if he thought he
deserved to get a bike for his birthday. Little Leroy, of course,
thought he did.

Leroy's mother, being a Christian woman, wanted him to reflect
on his behavior over the last year and write a letter to God
and tell him why he deserved a bike for his birthday. Little Leroy
stomped to his room and sat down to write God a letter.

LETTER 1:
Dear God:
I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike
for my birthday. I want a red one.

Yo' boy, Leroy

Leroy knew this wasn't true. He had not been a very good boy
this year, so he tore up the letter and started over.

LETTER 2:
Dear God:
This is yo' boy, Leroy. I have been a pretty good boy
this year, and I would like a red bike for my birthday.
Thank you, Leroy

Leroy knew this wasn't true either. He tore up the letter and
started again.

LETTER 3:
Dear God:
I have been an A'ight boy this year and I would really like a
red bike for my birthday.
Leroy

Leroy knew he could not send this letter to God either, so
he wrote another letter.

LETTER 4:
Dear God:
I know I haven't been a good boy at all this year. I am very
sorry.
I will be a good boy if you just send me a red bike for my
birthday.

Thank's, Leroy

Leroy knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to get
him a bike.

By now, Leroy was very upset. He went to the kitchen and
told his mother he wanted to go to the church.
His mother thought her plan had worked because Leroy
looked very sad.

"Just be home in time for dinner," his mother said.
Leroy walked down the hill until he got to the cathedral
and up to the altar. He looked around to see if anyone was
there. He picked up a statue of the Virgin Mary.
He slipped it under his shirt and ran out of the cathedral,
down the street, into a "PH Taxi" and straight home,
and into his room.
He shut the door to his room and sat down with a piece
of paper and a pen. Leroy began to write his letter to God.

LETTER 5:

AH HAVE YUH MUDDA. IF YUH WANT TUH SEE SHE AGAIN,
SEND DE BIKE. FROM: YUH KNOW WHO_

_____________________________________________________________________

Cross · « **Reply #584 on:** February 17, 2007, 12:34:07 PM »

THAT REL BAD LOL

Carigamers · « **Reply #584 on:** February 17, 2007, 12:34:07 PM »

Nephilim · « **Reply #585 on:** February 17, 2007, 11:22:31 PM »

LOL, true trini style dey

EmpireKing · « **Reply #586 on:** February 18, 2007, 12:41:20 AM »

Nephilim · « **Reply #587 on:** February 18, 2007, 10:19:02 AM »

http://www.sheezyart.com/view/1088361/

poor hinata
watch the flash...

SeXiE_ToY · « **Reply #588 on:** February 25, 2007, 09:49:15 PM »

Four retired deputy sheriffs went to a retreat in the mountains. To save money, they decided to sleep two to a room. No one wanted to share aroom with Daryl because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.

The first deputy slept with Daryl and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what happened to you?" He said, "Daryl snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."

The next night it was a different deputy's turn. In the morning, same thing--hair all standing up, eyes all blood-shot. They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!" He said, "Man, that Daryl shakes the roof. I watched him all
night."

The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big burly ex-football player; a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. "Good morning," he said.

They couldn't believe it! They said, "Man, what happened?" He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Daryl into bed and kissed him good night. He sat up and watched me all night long."

SeXiE_ToY · « **Reply #589 on:** February 25, 2007, 10:34:19 PM »

A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him.
The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says:
"7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch d!ck, 3 pound left
testicle, 4 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."
The white man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says, "What's wrong with you?" In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?" The big dude says,"I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch d!ck, my left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 4 pounds, and my name is Turner Brown." The small guy says, "Turner Brown?!...Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, "Turn around"!... LMFAO

vivman1107 · « **Reply #590 on:** February 25, 2007, 10:36:27 PM »

$hit, if was me, I buss it and find a next elevator or use the stairs.

Apprentice · « **Reply #591 on:** February 25, 2007, 11:14:16 PM »

lmao...u forget d elevator locked..wey u was goin was lvl....sigh...da wudda be sad...easy man like turner brown nuff respect the boss jus in case he read the post...*looks around*

W1nTry · « **Reply #592 on:** February 26, 2007, 08:30:10 AM »

Dat real bad LMAO chakra for you ST!

EmpireKing · « **Reply #593 on:** February 26, 2007, 07:02:20 PM »

oh my...........lol

Apprentice · « **Reply #594 on:** February 26, 2007, 08:15:42 PM »

A MAN FROM "DEEP COUNTRY" WENT TO MONTEGO BAY AIRPORT,VERY
HYSTERICAL, CARRYING HIS LUGGAGE, PASTPORT AND OTHER NECESSARY ITEMS FOR TRAVEL.
HE ANXIOUSLY ASKED THE AGENT AT THE TICKET COUNTER,(WITH A THICK JAMAICAN ACCENT)"DO, SELL MI A TICKET TO JEOPARDY,MA'AM.
THE AGENT LOOKED CONFUSED."JEOPARDY, SIR?
WHERE IS THAT? THE MAN GOT EVEN
MORE ANXIOUS& AGITATED."MI NO HA TIME FI FOOL. JUST SELL MI A TICKET TO JEOPERDY.
THE AGENT LOOKED THROUGH HER MAP AND OTHER MATERIAL."SIR, THERE IS NO SUCH PLACE!
ARE YOU SURE THAT'S WHERE YOU NEED TO TRAVEL TO?
THE MAN LOST HIS TEMPER AND SLAMMED HIS FIST ON THE COUNTER.
"LOOK OOOMAN.MI SEH MI NO HA TIME FI FOOL.
MI HEAR PAN MI RADIO DIS MAWNING SEH 900 JOBS INNA JEOPERDY SO A DEH SO MI WAN FI GO NOW!

SeXiE_ToY · « **Reply #595 on:** February 26, 2007, 11:02:39 PM »

Lmao @ Ap...

A gentleman was sitting in a cafe looking at his cup of tea,just then, a Macho man walks in,walks straight to his table, takes his tea and drinks it all. The gentle man bursts into tears.

Macho Man: Poor man. Just because I took your tea, you are crying. Chill, I will buy you more.

Gentle Man: That is not the point. You see, this morning I over slept, I failed to go and sign a contract with my business partner, and i got fired from my job.

Macho Man: So ?

Gentle Man: So I walked to the parking lot just to find that my car was stolen. I called a taxi and after paying the taxi driver, later found out that i left my wallet in the taxi, I took the steps cause the elevator is not working. That morning, I got home to find my lovely wife making love to my own friend. I decided to end it all when you showed up and drink my poison.

The joke is entitled "WYAH DREADY WYAH"
There were two rastas on a bike. The one at the front had two hands but had no sight while the one at the back had sight but no hands. Whenever the one at the back wanted to turn left he said "left dready left", if he wanted to turn right he would say "right dready right" , and if he wanted to speed up he would say "wyah dready wyah".
So they were on the bike and they came up to a left corner and the dread at the back said "left dready left" and a smooth left turn was made.Then they came to right turn and he said "right dready right", but a light pole had fallen and the wire stretched across the road. Upon seeing this the dread yelled " WYAH DREADY WYAH"

vivman1107 · « **Reply #596 on:** February 27, 2007, 01:03:30 AM »

LMAO at wyah. Dat is some bad $hit.

SeXiE_ToY · « **Reply #597 on:** February 27, 2007, 08:36:06 PM »

A lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address!

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day.
The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife.. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email.
Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory
following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted.
The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived
Date: October 16, 2004

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

P.S. Sure is freaking hot down here.

SeXiE_ToY · « **Reply #598 on:** February 28, 2007, 08:25:21 PM »

Little Johnny's neighbors had a new baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. When the mother brought the new baby home from the hospital, Little Johnny's family was invited over to see him.

Before they left their house, Little Johnny's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears. His dad also told him that if he so much as mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word, "ears", he would get the spanking of his life when they came back home. Little Johnny told his dad he understood completely.

When Little Johnny looked into the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby."

The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnny."

Little Johnny said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?" asked Little Johnny.

"Yes", the mother replied, "we are so thankful. The doctor said he will have 20/20 vision."

"That's great", said Little Johnny, "cuz he'd be sh!t outta luck if he needed glasses."

Spazosaurus · « **Reply #599 on:** February 28, 2007, 10:10:35 PM »

LMAO @ lesson to be learnt from wrong typing. Chkra for you.

Carigamers · « **Reply #599 on:** February 28, 2007, 10:10:35 PM »

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