Just a Joke

[New Era Outlaw]

Er....I don't get it.

[Trinitus]

OOOOOkkk this is what i think he meant cause that "dog" isnt ugly this one is....well.....was its dead now.....


EDIT: Whoa, boy. That picture nearly made me lose my lunch, there. Could you Try just putting up the link to the picture instead?

[Kaizen]

hmmmm

[Narcissus]

is this distasteful?

[W1nTry]

Vin Diesel - The Facts
When Vin Diesel drinks pee, his asparagus smells funny.
If you rearrange the letters in Vin Diesel it reveals his credo: "I End Lives."
There is no "I" in team. There are two "I"s in Vin Diesel. F@#$ you, team.
When Vin Diesel goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Vin Diesel could use to kill you, including the room itself.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Vin Diesel allows to live.
When Vin Diesel was born, the nurse said, "Holy crap! That's Vin Diesel!" Then she had had sex with him. At that point, she was the third girl he had slept with.
Vin Diesel once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.
Vin Diesel coined the phrase, "I could eat a Horse" after he ate every last unicorn in existence.
Crop circles are Vin's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the frig down.
Vin Diesel has always been able to find Waldo, except for one time. He found himself stumped on the last page of Where's Waldo Now?, not being able to find the Waldo without a shoe. He threw the book down and screamed, "This is BULL$HIT!" They're all wearing shoes." He then proceeded to eat the book and exclaim, "IF I CAN'T FIND WALDO, THEN NO ONE CAN!" The book he ate belonged to a child that he had borrowed it from. The child began to cry and Vin ate him for good measure. The incident has since been refered to as Christmas.
When Vin Diesel jumps into a body of water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Vin instead.
The eternal conundrum "what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object" was finally solved when Vin Diesel punched himself in the face.
Vin Diesel is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
Vin Diesel has two speeds: walk and kill.
Vin Diesel is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Vin Diesel once beat Super Mario Bros 3 without even touching his Nintendo controller. He just yelled at his TV in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich, and the game beat itself out of fear.
To attain inner peace, Vin Diesel eats Buddhists.
Vin Diesel can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
In fine print at on the last page of the Guiness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Vin Diesel, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever come to matching him.
Vin Diesel once ate the entire cake at a bachelor party before anyone could tell him there was a stripper in it.
Vin Diesel was the hunter who shot Bambi's Mother. He then wore her carcass like it was a coat while he made his rounds at the local children's hospital.
Vin Diesel is not lactose intolerant, he just refuses to put up with lactose's sh1t.
You are what you eat. That is why Vin Diesel's diet consists entirely of bricks, steel, and the tears of small children.
Vin Diesel can divide by zero.
If you were to lock Vin Diesel in a room with a guitar, a year later you would have the greatest album ever, it would sweep the Grammy's. When asked why he doesn't do this Vin replied "Because Grammy's are for queers." Then he ate a knife to show the seriousness of his response.
Vin Diesel played Russian Roulete with a fully loaded gun and won.
It takes 14 puppeteers to make Vin Diesel smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.
When Vin Diesel does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
During a stay at Neverland Ranch in the 80's, Vin Diesel was awoken by Michael Jackson who was trying to sneak into his bed. Vin Diesel punched Jackson so hard that he knocked the black right off of him.

[Narcissus]

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL
Hmmm i have one for the versus thread den Vin Diesel vs. Chuck Norris

[QZA]

nah , Vin is the heir to the throne but he eh in Chuck Norris caagory yet, when jamacain dancehall artists start to wax eloquent about his badness then he may have a chance. at least two  consider norris the baddest, junior gong in welcome to jamrock and merciless in mavis. the only present treath to the norris throne is the unstoppable steven segal, even a spinach enhanced popeye might have trouble beating segal in a one on one fight

[Narcissus]

nah , Vin is the heir to the throne but he eh in Chuck Norris caagory yet, when jamacain dancehall artists start to wax eloquent about his badness then he may have a chance. at least two  consider norris the baddest, junior gong in welcome to jamrock and merciless in mavis. the only present treath to the norris throne is the unstoppable steven segal, even a spinach enhanced popeye might have trouble beating segal in a one on one fight

u gone maddddddd ent...ure head gone
based on ur logic we have to wait on jamaican dancehall artistes to wax eloquent abt his badness, in case u ent realise Seagal can't go anywhere near jamaica or a rastaman

[Narcissus]

I badd dan Vin dat is wat i use...toilet paper is for queers....ROFL

[Narcissus]

STUNT GONE BAD....

[New Era Outlaw]

^^^
Doc-tored.....

[greyfox]

this is video

http://www.jokaroo.com/funnyvideos/boxer_kiss.html

http://www.jokaroo.com/funnyvideos/soccer_fan_attacks_goalie.html

[Trinitus]

LMAO HAHAHAHAHA "i'm not gay...." HAHAH  *smooooch* *BLAAAAADOOOWWW!!!!!*

[greyfox]

LOL kick boxers these days

OHH YEAH GAMING IS THE DEVIL!!!!

http://www.co.jyu.fi/~np/gameofsatan/

[Trinitus]

What de muddah @$$....dat is real ballz HAHAHAHAHAH, OVER religiousnesss at its best hhhmmmp what a pity...

Xeno: language... kids in here too.

[shivadee]

NEWEST GTA GAME



bigup to trinituner.com

[Narcissus]

choice of 2 playable characters? manning and bas?

[shivadee]

Abu is unlockable

[Narcissus]

Deaf Accountant

Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has screwed him for
ten million bucks.

This bookkeeper is deaf. It was considered an occupational
benefit, that's why he got the job in the first place, since it was
assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not be able to hear anything he'd ever
have to testify about in court.

When the Godfather goes to shake down the bookkeeper about his
missing $10 million bucks, he brings along his attorney, who knows
sign language.

The Godfather asks the bookkeeper: "Where is the 10 million bucks you embezzled from me?"

The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the 10
million dollar is hidden.

The bookkeeper signs back: "I don't know what you are talking about."

The attorney tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about."

That's when the Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol, puts it to the
bookkeeper's temple, cocks it, and says: "Ask him again!"

The attorney signs to the underling: "He'll kill you for sure if you don't tell him!"

The bookkeeper signs back: "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzio's backyard in Queens!"

The Godfather asks the attorney: "Well, what'd he say?"

The attorney replies: "He says you don't have the guts to pull the trigger.

Don't ya just love lawyers?

[Narcissus]

why it is important to learn english....