Author Topic: Just a Joke (Read 233449 times)

KillZone · « **Reply #120 on:** July 29, 2005, 02:36:26 PM »

Computer Terminology

Carigamers · « **Reply #120 on:** July 29, 2005, 02:36:26 PM »

Starless_Everdark · « **Reply #121 on:** August 01, 2005, 01:48:35 AM »

WHOA!! That joke is real messd up my_thumb_hurts !!!

my goth!!! ( >_< )

New Era Outlaw · « **Reply #122 on:** August 02, 2005, 03:37:53 AM »

http://whoelsebutquagmire.ytmnd.com
http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com
^^^^^
Let's see how long you guys last without being thoroughly annoyed, shall we?

KillZone · « **Reply #123 on:** August 02, 2005, 02:47:57 PM »

that mushroom dance was really annoying. how long that was supposed to go on for. i get fed up after i see the snake 3 times.

Narcissus · « **Reply #124 on:** August 02, 2005, 06:43:36 PM »

One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level. He noticed a guy at the same depth he was, with no scuba gear on whatsoever. The diver went below another 10 feet, but the guy joined him a minute later. The diver went below 15 more feet, and a minute later, the same guy joined him.
This confused the diver, so he took out a waterproof pad and pencil, and wrote, "Amazing! How are you able to stay this deep down without equipment?"
The guy took the pencil and pad, erased what the diver had written, and wrote, "I'm drowning, you moron!"

Carigamers · « **Reply #124 on:** August 02, 2005, 06:43:36 PM »

Narcissus · « **Reply #125 on:** August 02, 2005, 06:52:45 PM »

Doom Doom takes his wife out for an annivesary dinner at Tarven on The Green, he wants to impress her and say and do all the right things. He observes the couple next to him.

The man lifts a sugar shaker towards his wifes cup and says, "sugar, sugar"?

Doom Doom thinks this is great and continues to listen around the dining room. Another table over Doom Doom bserves the following. A man spoons out some honey out of a bowl for
his wife and asks,

"Honey, honey"? Again Doom Doom thinks this is good stuff.

Finaly, he decides to try out the suave conversation going on around him. He cuts off a piece of his meat, stares longingly into his young wifes eyes.

Hear Doom Doom, "Ham, pig"?

Narcissus · « **Reply #126 on:** August 03, 2005, 04:36:44 PM »

nuff said

KillZone · « **Reply #127 on:** August 04, 2005, 01:27:16 PM »

pleb · « **Reply #128 on:** August 04, 2005, 05:39:52 PM »

wayz narc like u r the joke man and kz is the funny pics man

KillZone · « **Reply #129 on:** August 05, 2005, 10:52:04 PM »

Why George Lucas always wears a shirt.

KillZone · « **Reply #130 on:** August 06, 2005, 12:40:50 AM »

One word: Owned!

There must be a better way to stop a penalty kick.

KillZone · « **Reply #131 on:** August 06, 2005, 12:20:38 PM »

The U.S. military has learned to adjust to the local environment.

TriniXaeno · « **Reply #132 on:** August 06, 2005, 01:35:55 PM »

hahahhahahahahah

Narcissus · « **Reply #133 on:** August 08, 2005, 08:13:49 PM »

bad news for solders

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The Captain called the Sergeant in. "Sarge, I just got a telegram. Private Jones' mother died yesterday. Better go tell him and send him in to see me."

So the Sergeant calls for his morning formation and lines up all the troops. "Listen up, men," says the Sergeant. "Johnson, report to the mess hall for KP. Smith, report to Personnel to sign some papers. The rest of you men report to the Motor Pool for maintenance. Oh by the way, Jones, your mother died, report to the commander."

Later that day the Captain called the Sergeant into his office. "Hey, Sarge, that was a pretty cold way to inform Jones his mother died. Couldn't you be a bit more tactful, next time?"

"Yes, sir," answered the Sarge.

A few months later, the Captain called the Sergeant in again with, "Sarge, I just got a telegram. Private McGrath's mother died. You'd better go tell him and send him in to see me. This time be more tactful."

So the Sergeant calls for his morning formation. "Ok, men, fall in and listen up. Everybody with a mother, take two steps forward -- NOT SO FAST, McGRATH!"

Narcissus · « **Reply #134 on:** August 08, 2005, 08:16:16 PM »

A little Indian boy asked his father, the big chief and witch
doctor of the tribe, "Papa, why is it that we always have long
names, while the white men have shorter names - Bill, Tex or
Sam, for example?"

His father replied, "Look, son, our names represent a symbol, a
sign, or a poem for our culture not like the white men, who live all
together and repeat their names from generation to generation.

And so, it is part of our makeup that in spite of everything, we
survive.For example, your sister's name is Small Romantic Moon
Over The Lake, because on the night she was born, there was a
beautiful moon reflected in the lake. Then there's your brother,
Big White Horse of the Prairies, because he was born on a day
that the big white horse who gallops over the prairies of the
world appeared near our camp and is a symbol of our capacity to
live and the life force of our people.

It's very simple and easy to understand.

Now, do you have any other questions, Little Broken Condom
Made in China?"

Narcissus · « **Reply #135 on:** August 08, 2005, 08:17:31 PM »

A college class was told they had to write a short
story in as few words as possible. The short story had
to contain the following three things:
(1) Religion (2) Sexuality (3) Mystery.
There was only one A+ paper in the entire
class. Below is the A+ short story:

Good God, I'm pregnant. I wonder who did it.

Narcissus · « **Reply #136 on:** August 08, 2005, 08:32:40 PM »

Narcissus · « **Reply #137 on:** August 09, 2005, 01:40:26 PM »

Stick on ah island

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A ship sank in high seas and the following people got stranded on a
beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere:
A. 2 Jamaican men and 1 Jamaican woman
B. 2 Trinidadian men and 1 Trinidadian woman
C. 2 Guyanese men and 1 Guyanese woman
D. 2 Bajan men and 1 Bajan woman
E. 2 Antiguan men and 1 Antiguan woman
F. 2 Chinese men and 1 Chinese woman
G. 2 Indian men and 1 Indian woman

One month later, on various parts of the island, the following was observed:

* One Jamaican man killed the other Jamaican man for the Jamaican woman.

* The two Trinidadian men and the Trinidadian woman! are living happily together.

* The two Guyanese men have a strict weekly schedule of when they alternate with the Guyanese woman.

* The two Bajan men are sleeping together, and the Bajan woman is cooking & cleaning for them.

* The two Antiguan men took a long look at the endless ocean and a long look
at the Antiguan woman, and they started swimming.

* The two Chinese men are talking to all the other men on the island trying to sell them the Chinese woman.

* The 2 Indian men are still waiting for someone to introduce them to the indian woman.

New Era Outlaw · « **Reply #138 on:** August 09, 2005, 06:05:16 PM »

Riding on LOLLERSKATES @ the above.
God damn, that was funny. XD

Narcissus · « **Reply #139 on:** August 09, 2005, 07:12:57 PM »

i not seeing trinidad

Carigamers · « **Reply #139 on:** August 09, 2005, 07:12:57 PM »

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