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I don't need to discriminate my carpet does it for me
« on: July 25, 2006, 10:41:25 AM »
Sorry Mr. Doe I am afraid you are too fat, male, have a low centre of gravity and your in your mid 40s. You're not the type of candidate we were looking for, for this particular job, you could fill the janitorial position or clean our Hindubaptochristomuslimcostal days adventis shield.

Ok now that I have weirded everyone out, read the following to understand:
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Intelligent carpet can autodiscriminate

Weight and gait analysis


By Nick Booth: Tuesday 25 July 2006, 13:01

 A NEW FORM OF automated prejudice is set to make business decision-making far more efficient.
The intelligent carpet, invented in Japan, can tell bosses the age, sex and weight of the person walking across it. Experts predict that in business recruitment, especially in the City of London (where these things matter), the process of snap decision-making could be streamlined to achieve faster judgements.

A research team at the National Institute of Advanced Industrial Science and Technology in Japan developed the carpet.

The team hopes to improve on its prototype so it can be used in such places as shops to analyse shopping patterns or entertainment venues to provide audience data.

Recruitment consultants may also lay the carpet in their waiting rooms to hlep them assess prospective applicants, we imagine. Analysis of the data collected can determine foot size, stride, walking speed, weight and centre of gravity of those ambling innocently along.

The prototype carpet can distinguish between people in their 20s and 60s with nearly 100 per cent accuracy, acoring to a story on Nikkei.net. The carpet can determine a walker's gender with 70-80 per cent accuracy, the inventors claim, since males and females have different centres of gravity.

There are still some flaws in the system, however. Scientists admit the carpet is currently unable to judge which school a peson went to. Nor is it too good at determining skin or hair colour. But no-doubt such criteria will be plumbed into the system over time. µ

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« on: July 25, 2006, 10:41:25 AM »

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Re: I don't need to discriminate my carpet does it for me
« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2006, 11:26:00 AM »
Lol at not being able to judge school a person went to.

But seriously, this sort of thing should be discouraged. People should not be judged based on their physical ettributes but rather their character and qualifications.

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Re: I don't need to discriminate my carpet does it for me
« Reply #2 on: July 25, 2006, 11:27:32 AM »
lol @ what scool and hair colour

this is so retarded lol and they are really acting like it would have some sort of practical application??
U need a carpet to tell yu what the gender of that ultra hottty with the big hoohoos is?

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Re: I don't need to discriminate my carpet does it for me
« Reply #3 on: July 25, 2006, 02:15:37 PM »
lol

marry that with an intelligent surveilance camera and you won't need a receptionist.

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Re: I don't need to discriminate my carpet does it for me
« Reply #4 on: July 25, 2006, 02:32:27 PM »
lol

marry that with an intelligent surveilance camera and you won't need a receptionist.
Won't need to answer ur door, won't need to blank youth checking yuh sister/daughter/etc...

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Re: I don't need to discriminate my carpet does it for me
« Reply #5 on: July 25, 2006, 04:44:00 PM »
Wow. Just what we need.

A RACIST FLOORMAT.


...because looking to cure AIDS is a waste of time.

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Re: I don't need to discriminate my carpet does it for me
« Reply #6 on: July 25, 2006, 08:01:09 PM »
I will buy that carpet.... plug it in via bluetooth on my Pc and config it so that my dog could RUSH any body it identifies as a person who i doh like and then give a false sorry after...

*shows evil grin*

it would make all those MTV reality shows sooooo much shorter...

*applicant enters room beofre a panel*

"please stand on the carpet.."

*stands on carpet*

"i'm sorry but my carpet says your boobs aren't big enough. You're fired."

*applicant girl runs off in tears...*
God is dead.

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Re: I don't need to discriminate my carpet does it for me
« Reply #6 on: July 25, 2006, 08:01:09 PM »

 


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