20 Reasons videogames are better than girls

[shivadee]

Now mind you. The t-shirt with this on it was bought for me by a girl eh. LOL

1. They come with instructions
2. They let you cheat
3. You can borrow them from your friends
4. When you go to the mall you can actually pick one up
5. They look great as soon as you wake up in the morning
6. Pause button
7. $50.00 is all you ever had to spend on them
8. You can always get the hottest one.
9. No shower, no problem
10. It's ok to spend an evening with them and a 2 litre bottle of orange soda
11. You can go on dates in your underpants
12. Your mom wont get mad if youre in your room with the door shut
13. You get that XL Pizza to yourself
14. All you have to do to make the relationship work is find a Save point
15. You can ignore them for a week without consequences
16. Your friends can watch
17. No matter how many times you mess up you can try again
18. If youre having problems with them your friends will listen
19. You can actually get the ones in magazines
20. If youre bored you can trade them in for a new one.

[Spazosaurus]

Top 6 reasons for me...
1,2,4,15,19,20

[W1nTry]

CHAKURA FOR YOU!!!!! SPLOI SPLOI I wonder if I can add any to that list:
21. If you come home drunk from liming with the guys, they won't complain you're ignoring them.

[suzieboy]

22. You can have more than one of them

[shivadee]

extend that.

........at the same time

[ProtoJoe]

23. Its not illegal to play with a children's game.... >_>
                                                                               

[EmpireKing]

24. No matter what u look like they wont reject u

[Trinitus]

25. You can make extra copies if u mess up with one ( if u had personal attachments from before)

[einstien101]

the more mature the better

[W1nTry]

26. If you wake up one morning with 3 different types lying next to you and you can't remember the night before you shouldn't have to worry as much :p