Recipes

[Narcissus]

Eh hear de scene... i recently decide to become a chefist (only at home tho) and i feelin fuh real creole food dese days...
Anybody could link meh up wid sum wild meat recipes plz

[ZUSE]

LOL gamers have to eat to, i do some cooking my self nun big though ah lil stew chicken and stuff, i'll keep my eyes open for those recipes man 

[Kaizen]

hmm i dont know much yes ..kraft macaroni and cheese anyone ?
and a bachelors meal ...any thign that microwavable

[choxlate_saltfish]

area code and 0777 for me yes!

[New Era Outlaw]

You could try Grace's website and see what they've got. They have the mother load of local recipes there, some of which I am most certain you could substitute with wild meat, providing the handling of the meat's about the same as the one you're going to replace.

I try my hand at the culinary arts from time to time. I'm especially fond of pasta and tomato sauce recipes (I keep changing my personal recipe all of the time, although the sauce itself is a family recipe passed down from my mother.) I can't knead dough for beans, though, otherwise, you'd see the likes of pizza added to my Italian cuisine.

[Narcissus]

i waitin on the one gatter that can cook real good so i can kidnap dem to cook for me and play me in duck hunt from time to time

[Kaizen]

lol @ duck hunt

[Cragen]

If I time travel back to 3 months ago, I couldnt cook much...barely boil rice. I was in a bad way

Fast forward to now

Company shipped me barbados...This will make it 2 months I here, and let me tell you...bread, cereal, hotdogs, eggs etc only carry you so far. 'Hacker food' neither: Ramen etc...doh cut it
Mankind had to learn to cook by force
Ah know how to clean chicken and ting oui now
Experimentation is your friend...well, for me it was. Go with common sense

What I still have to learn to do is Knead Flour... NEO....I goin and tackle that this week

[Narcissus]

eh if u get some wild meat recioes from across dey hook meh up nah

[Esedess]

nothing cud test ramen, nice Cup of Noodles, instant wicked meal

[Kaizen]

um a quarterstaff and eaglehorn = butterfly
        void stone and ring of health
          sange and yasha
              and a hyperstone ?

[Trinitus]

CRIXXXX ANNNND D CHEEEEESSSSEEE nothing more nothing lesss, well maybe a liddddddllle biiidaaaa kkkeeettchhhuuuupppp!!!!

[New Era Outlaw]

All right, all right. I'll share one of my top secret recipes.
Ready?
(ahem)

THE NEW ERA OUTLAW'S SECRET RECIPE FOR GORILLA STEW


You will need:

Seasoning
3 bunches of bananas
3 onions
1 pair of nunchucks
1 good pair of running shoes
1 sturdy net

And, of course, one rabid mountain gorilla.


1) Find a gorilla. Otherwise, you can't make the stew. Duh.
2) Once found, tempt him with bananas.
3) Once he starting wolfing the bananas, pelt him with 3 onions.
4) Once you realise that #3 was probably pointless and stupid and only served to aggravate said gorilla, put on running shoes and RUN.

5) Ah, boy, I certainly hope you trained in the marathon for this part. I hear those gorillas are DAMN fast. Tire him out by running away as much as you can. This makes it tender and juicy. I guess. How the hell should I know? You're the a$$ trying this recipe.

6) Once tuckered out, capture him in net.

7) Beat with nunchucks to tenderize. Why nunchucks? I dunno....

8 ) Peel gorilla. And for the love of GOD, keep how you even accomplished that to yourself, you sick bastard.

9)Season gorilla to taste. Yes, I just told you to taste a gorilla. What...you haven't done it once before?


....okay, then.

10) Open pot to place gorilla.

11) Realise that you've taken so God damn long to get this far, the gorilla's woken up and is really pissed. What, you mean to tell me that you've pelted him with onions, pistol whipped him with nunchucks, peeled him, and NOT expect him to get mad? BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

12)If you've made it this far, you've survived being mauled by that angry gorilla and are still with us. Repeat as many times as you like until you cease to exist, because if you even attempted this recipe, you should really remove your genes from humanity's gene pool, you dumba$$.





Enjoy!

(WAM!)
(gets clobbered by Baego)
Baego: Dammit to HELL, NEO!!!

Me: ...what? O__o

[Trinitus]

LOLOLOLO LMAOOOOO CHaKURA IYMC HAHAHAHAHAHAH ROFL!!!! NICE ONE DEY!!! BUT what if i tried to curry it?

[New Era Outlaw]

Oh sweet mother of GOD, no.
Currying a gorilla will BRING A PLAGUE TO US ALL! A PLAGUE I SA-

(gets beaten, bound and gagged by the Administrative Team)