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Killer squirrel pack guts dog
« on: December 05, 2005, 03:49:04 PM »
A pack of Russian black squirrels is reported to have piled into a dog mob-handed, bitten it to death and then eviscerated the unfortunate animal after it ill-advisedly barked at them, the BBC reports.

That, at least, is according to journo Anastasia Trubitsina who told Komsomolskaya Pravda: "They literally gutted the dog," before adding that the canicidal tree rats scattered when they caught sight of some people. Chillingly, according to the three witnesses to the outrage, some were "carrying bits of flesh".

Locals in the town of Lazo attribute the savagery to a lack of pine cones. One said: "The little beasts are agitated because they have nothing to eat."

Scientists are unconvinced. Mikhail Tiyunov dismissed the claim as "absurd", with: "If it really happened, things must be pretty bad in our forests."


from www.theregister.com

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Killer squirrel pack guts dog
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Re: Killer squirrel pack guts dog
« Reply #1 on: December 05, 2005, 05:45:42 PM »
omfg LOL hahahaha


sickk hoooo squirrells yes

All your pit bull are belong to us hahaha


Dey kill de dog for mashin one ah de squirrels dem clarks lol

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Re: Killer squirrel pack guts dog
« Reply #2 on: December 05, 2005, 06:59:38 PM »
if this really is happening, i guess thi8s is the next step up the evolutionary chain, but i doubt it really happened :)), reminds me of the killer rabbits LOL


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Re: Killer squirrel pack guts dog
« Reply #3 on: December 05, 2005, 08:34:11 PM »
Damn, I should hope not.
The last thing I need right now is for a bunch of cannabalistic squirrels going after my nuts.

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Re: Killer squirrel pack guts dog
« Reply #4 on: December 06, 2005, 11:25:43 AM »
ahahahahahahhaahahahahah @ neo statement
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time to upgrade from slingshot to shot gun :)



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Re: Killer squirrel pack guts dog
« Reply #5 on: December 06, 2005, 11:31:23 PM »
Boy if de Chain change on we what we go say for wile meat? I cyah deal wit ah Manicou running meh a$$ down cause ah curry he Tantie!!!
I am awaken to the glory that is my birthright!!!

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Re: Killer squirrel pack guts dog
« Reply #6 on: December 06, 2005, 11:50:39 PM »
"If it really happened, things must be pretty bad in our forests."

LMAO!!!!

I laughed SO freaking hard at that comment!

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Re: Killer squirrel pack guts dog
« Reply #7 on: December 07, 2005, 01:48:13 PM »
boy xeno u a real mad ass mc lol



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