Top 10 reasons intel won't duel AMD's Opteron

[W1nTry]

This is HILARIOUS!!!

Top 10 Reasons Intel will not Participate in the Dual-Core Duel

10. Tried to follow their own roadmap to get to the duel
9. Decided to take the "front-side bus" to the duel; got stuck in a bottleneck
8. The "Intel Inside" stickers they used to package the cores together keep melting
7. Too busy rearranging the deck chairs on the Itanic
6. "Hey, we don't expect anyone to actually buy these things!"
5. Didn't want to compete when they realized that the duel would involve actual "rules" of fair competition
4. They couldn't get a permit from the fire department to emit that much heat
3. No systems available yet - protective clothing used by manufacturers only safe for up to 149 watts
2. Dell told them they weren't allowed to participate

And the number one reason Intel won't accept the dual core duel:

1. Moore's Law has been replaced by "Paul's Paradox": the number of canceled products per year at Intel will double every year after the introduction of the AMD Opteron processor.

[Crixx_Creww]

steups @ nonsensical propaganda


Why do all amd fans perpetually pit there highest end processors, versus the lowest end Intels??

*sigh*
Its like the a64 vs the northwood.
Where as it should be the athlon xp vs the northwood or prescott.

And wyyyy am i wasting my time in a amd thread? eww

[W1nTry]

SHAME ON YOU CRIXX, NOT KNOWING ur intel processors. PAXVILLE is a DUAL CORE XEON MP!!!!! thats intel HIGH END last I checked...

[Xel_NagaOvermind]

dis Intel and AMD ting like PNM and UNC dread
but anyways we can see the diehard Intelites as they
combust due to radiated heat
(my my how the tables have turned)