To Kill A Big Maco Spider

[New Era Outlaw]

Got a spider problem, eh?
Well, good old NEO's got a solution that'll work wonders for you.
All you'll need is:

3 WWII Land mines
2 roach foggers
300 bags of Burritos
A box of Three Plumes

...and 1 very aggravated squirrel.


Trust me, the night you take this plan into action, your spider problems will be loooong over.
Guaranteed.

[Trinitus]

LOL @ EVERYTHING EVERYONE POST UP!!!! ROFLMAAAAAAAO!!!! hahahhahh AH know what Saltfish oing through dey  dem big nasty macomeh spiders, dem is de kind dat yuh does walk into ah room and spend ah half hour, and when yuh walking outyuh realize dey on de top of de door. Lockdown yuh eh leaving dat room cause ah de fear dat he jump on yuh on yuh way out!!! HAHAHA or even worse, same position, but yuh have ah hot sh!t an yuh lock down on de toilet, and yuh nkow de door aint far from de toilet!!!! HAHAHAHAHA (happen to me already) Yuh end up sh!ttin twice de load, one for de doubles wit plenty pepper and one for de MACO MEH SPIDAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH

[Narcissus]

Allyuh stop meh belly hurtin from laughter...big,bad Xenos fraid a spider...unless de spider big like dis one i ent cowerin in fear

[choxlate_saltfish]

This is no laughin matter. da spider thing in no joke. sure yes de spider dead now. but wat if ah next one was to past by me to lime by me again. i in goin through dat again brother. nah not at all. dat first spider was real big. should ah take a pic of de thing so all yuh know wat it is i had to deal wit.

[BeoBear]

I'd take a picture of the spider in my bathroom too....but well...im not to sure where its hiding in there and i'd honestly rather not find out....maybe it dead yes...yes..i hope it dead.

[choxlate_saltfish]

my..... god......look at it. its hugh. dan if i see ah spider dat big.(sigh).

[BeoBear]

Did you know some spiders can eat birds... THEY EAT FREAKING BIRDS!!!!...... spiders are aliens i know it.... i know it!

[New Era Outlaw]

Yup....there was a series of pictures taken a while back showing an insect actually taking down a hummingbird three times its own size. But, that was a mantis. Spiders, I'm not so terribly sure about.

Well, choxlate, what more can I say?
At least you didn't face off against Clock Spider....

[BeoBear]

C...c...clock spider!?? (( hopes to god this isnt some new species of spider that gets deadlier over time ))

[TrinireturnofGamez]

   i used to  have tons of those big hairy spiders in my house /area , killed them all eventually , and they never bit anyone, yea @ matrix , those things FAST  , they can jump far  , and is heart attack to wake up one morning and see mrs tarantula on the roof looking down on you ...   
     I suggest several things ,  watch episodes 158 and 126 of naruto , buy a bottle of forest park, pick up the broom  and go inside the room with the spider  ,  if you survive ,   you can be 100% sure that the spider is dead....
    Else   buy a boots of travel ,  Maelstrom, Bruzia do kyanon , dagger of escape and 2 hyperstones ,  Even if you manage to miss the spider ,  you have a 20% chain to release a 200 damage chain lightning  which should follow the spider and bounce off him to any other unfriendly creatures in the area .   
     if you DO hit ,  you have a 20% chance to do 2.2 x damage with the Bruzia do kyanon... Which should kill it instantly .
    If all else fails , pace it out of there with the boots ,  your movespeed should be about 390 , if the spider runs you down use the dagger of escape to get cover,  then use the boots of travel's teleport to  go back to your base...
   small question... what level is the spider on , and how much HP ?

[Narcissus]

ah level 35 tarantula with a boosted 745 hp

[New Era Outlaw]

C...c...clock spider!?? (( hopes to god this isnt some new species of spider that gets deadlier over time ))

Yes, Clock Spider.
It's an Internet Urban Legend surrounding a series of pictures of a spider emerging from behind a clock. Big son of a b!tch, that one. According to the stories (and note, I said, 'stories') about it, the spider hatched from behind the clock, and, it was so big, it eventually ate the clock. Do a search for it in Wikipedia, and you'll run across the pictures.

[BeoBear]

Ok .... im offically puting a pest control number on speed dial..spiders supposedly eating clocks thats pushing the limit.

I wonder what a spider is resistant to....hmm i know it has a +20 nature damage resistance........i wonder how it would do against maybe a fire arrow........

((runs off to go buy a bow))

[BeoBear]

Ok...

They also tend to exhibit a "cling" reflex if you attempt to pick them up, making them difficult to shake off and much more likely to bite. - Huntsman spider.

The spiders have talents and abilities!.... cant wait for em to pick up a sword now or just cast fire on me ....

[New Era Outlaw]

I said 'stories', man. Clock Spider never ate the clock, the pictures just made it seem that way.
And -1 Chakra for double posting, by the way.

[Trinitus]

Yup....there was a series of pictures taken a while back showing an insect actually taking down a hummingbird three times its own size. But, that was a mantis. Spiders, I'm not so terribly sure about.

Well, choxlate, what more can I say?
At least you didn't face off against Clock Spider....

I can relate to that, saw a documentary once with a Tarantula fighting with a Fur de Lance Snake, real venomous, Taratula lickup dat like nothing, and dey show yuh how he eat de whole ting, dat just carry up my fear for dem ah notch!!!

And if yuh think dat clock Spider big watch ah Wolf Spider!! actually ah think is de same thing but dem could get bigger!!!! DAMN EIGHT LEGGED FREAKSSS!!!! just imagine waking up to one of this a morning.......