Three Losers!!

[Flip]

Ok here is the scenario....

Throw three losers in a cage:

Steven Seagal
Jean Claude Van-Damme
and Chuck Norris.

There would probably be a situation where they would have to fight their way out...
Who would escape first?
The wimp?
The Universal Soldier?
or Walker, Texas Ranger?

[AIDS]

Van-Damme of course. The other 2 losers would be too busy trying to figure out how to escape without breaking a sweat.

At least Van-Damme gets dirty and takes some licks.

If however we add David Carradine (a.k.a. Qui Chang Cain) to the cage then he would escape first using his powers as a Shambala master.

One wave of his hand and the bars of the cage would bend open allowing him to walk out.

[Flip]

I was actually hoping that both Van Damme and Norris team up and kill the crap out of Steven Seagal! I just don't like the stupid cabron!

[Jarrox]

even if van damme escape first it won't be without a few broken ribs a concussion and a limp, because he is know for taking lixx and then suddenly getting a lucky punch.

[Narcissus]

Steven Seagal will make a bomb out of sweat and his shirt and blast his way out... knockoff McGyver iwmc....then again Texas Ranger known fuh gettin visions from some shaman that show him 'a path'...van damme doesn't stand a chance unless it's like a cage tournament and he's fightin for his friend/brother/somebody close

[New Era Outlaw]

Ok here is the scenario....

Throw two badasses and one bad actor in a cage:

Steven Seagal
Jean Claude Van-Damme
and Chuck Norris.

There would probably be a situation where they would have to fight their way out...
Who would escape first?
The wimp basher?
The guy who soiled the good name of Guile?
or Walker, Texas Ranger?

Fixed.
And if you want to know who'll win, it'll be a tie between Chuck Norris and Steven Seagal.
The irate fans of Street Fighter would tear apart Van Damme WAY longer before he reaches the cage.

Chuck Norris would deliver a roundhouse to Seagal, right before he opens a fridge with Mountain Dew, causing a simultaneous collision of boot and soda pop.

RESULT: DRAW.