Allyuh favourite food recipes

[Trinitus]

I have something yall should try, i call it "Vienna Supreme", what you need is
1. a tin of vienna sausages, shreaded into thin slices (like noodles)
2. 2 or 3 tablespoons mayonnaise
3. 1 tablespoon mustard
4. salt (optional)
5. black pepper
6. half small onion finely chopped
7. half pimento finely chopped

take everything yuh just read mix it in a bowl and heat for 20 seconds goes down best with crix!!! what allyuh have to cook, post dem up here all de bachelor foods or really good stuff i want to read them so ican try i have nothing much to do these days but cook and beast level game, until police call me, i smell the chicken in the oven ah gone!!!

[Narcissus]

yuh eva hear bout ramen? cup ah noodles?

[Trinitus]

yeah i does practically live of dat when it have nothing to eat at home, i used to live off dat while i was in JohnD the grocery right across the road had them selling and the then UTT office had a microwave, so yuh done know!!! But wait yuh aint add no recipe that yuh does make , what yuh does cook narc and what specialty thingamagig yuh does put in it??

[la déesse de ruine]

Hey Xenoskazuo i will definitely try the Vienna Sausage thing..sounds easy and i am not cooking much these days...i practically living on bread with vienna sausages, cheese, ketchup and honey mustard...lol...

oh and Narcissus...about teh ramen..i'm like naruto i love it but hate to wait three minutes for it to cook...speaking of which i'll probably eat that this evening...hmm

[Narcissus]

i have the best recipe ever...
u need:
1 phone
1 telephone directory
a list of restaurants that deliver
a menu
exemplary food ordering verbal skills
directions to your home
money

method:
call restaurants listed in directory, select most mouthwatering dish, order quickly and wait for call to give directions. wait a little longer go to your gate, pay for food and consume...

makes as much servings as u can afford

[la déesse de ruine]

So if you run out of money then what?  You starve...?? 

[Narcissus]

like most recipe ingredients there are a wide variety of substitutes... money has robbing with extreme violence as one. but if u can't get your hands on it then u die like a DAAAG

[Trinitus]

Ah just try this one , Cream cheese and Guava Jam, in choelo bread!!!