Pussy Power!!

[ProtoJoe]

A German inventor has come up with the technology that will power your car on fuel derived from dead cats.

Christian Koch, 55, has angered animal rights people with his alternative fuel which is made from a secret recipe of garbage, mashed-up moggies, and other ingredients.

He said that his normal diesel-powered car has clocked 170,000 kilometres (106,000 miles) on pussy power without any major catastrophe.

His company "Alphakat GmbH", says his patented "KDV 500" machine can produce "bio-diesel" fuel at about 23 euro cents (30 cents) a litre, which is about one-fifth the price at petrol stations now.

It takes 20 dead cats added to the mix to produce enough fuel to fill up a 50-litre (11 gallon) tank. We're just one step closer to Mr. Fusion, the same technology used in the movie "Back to the Future".

lol, wasnt what you thought now was it?

[New Era Outlaw]

O___o;;

[TriniXaeno]

sick bastards!


but think how this can revolutionize the funeral industry!

[ProtoJoe]

Yup, they have already started using like the used oil from fast food resturants a fuel....

[pleb]

and im here thinking you were starting a nsfw topic lol

protojoe you really know some interesting stuff

[ProtoJoe]

Well das what you get when you add EXTREEM boredom and ADSL....

I have some others...but i kinda feeling lazy

[Kaizen]

adsl ... DAMN YOU  atleast i have the doubles

[W1nTry]

Yuh know I read this article and thought to mehself nah, not worth putting up... ah well and next folks you'll be able to power your house using none other than your own gas..... 0_o

[Trinitus]

Powerful methane iwmc Maybe different types of farts or poopies could be manipulated for special household uses???

[greyfox]

this was a mis-leading topic dammit well i guess it was only a mateer of time b4 we started harvesting the powers of the dead! WO HA HA HA

[rudeboy96]

if only they invented this when my cat died...